Baby Photos

Ugh. This shiz is ridiculous. They are like a couple of teenagers arguing over which Jonas Brother is hotter.

Jennifer Aniston got naked for GQ’s January cover. Aniston wore nothing but a tie and a smile for the shoot. She also kept her train of verbal diarrhea rolling. She just can’t let the entire ‘Angelina Jolie Stole My Man’ thing go. (It’s been 4 years pathetic. Move on.) So she attacked them for their baby photo selling habits.

“She also says she’d never sell her baby photos to a magazine, unlike Jolie, who fetched $14 million for shots of twins Knox and Viv.

“That just doesn’t feel right to me….” Aniston says.”

She also states that when Jolie bragged about how she fell in love with Brad Pitt while filming “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” she wasn’t surprised.

“Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn’t quite confirmed at the time,” Aniston says. “But listen… You sit there and you… No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this? Considering the source, nothing surprises me.”

At least she is finally calling Angie a ho…in a round about way.

Images Via: Daily Mail

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Selling Bronx Mowgli

The new parents need to restock their eyeliner and are shilling baby Bronx Mowgli to magazines for some cash.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been trying to sell Bronx’s first photo for the cover of the highest bidding mag. However, they are unsuccessful as no one is making offers. They started by approaching People and failed miserably. Simpson and Wentz then took their offer to the competition and still found no interest.

“Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

I’ll take him. I am offering his and her flat irons, $30 and a bag of Funyuns. Deal?