Kristen Stewart Pregnant With Robert Pattinson’s Baby?!?

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Some girls get knocked-up by all the right guys…that is, if you believe New Weekly magazine. According to the publication, ‘Twilight’ stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are really getting into character for the fourth installment of the vampire series-by expecting a baby together.

Via Gossip Teen:

“When she worked out she was late, she obviously started to thinking that she could be pregnant” says a pal. “And because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father.”

I am going to have call bull on this one Kittens. The pic the magazine uses as evidence of KStew’s baby bump appears to be the result of too much bread with dinner and too-tight leather pants. Not to mention these two have been on opposite sides of the USA for months shooting different films.

I know all the Twi-Hards out there are dying for these two to make babies. You’re going to have to wait, I’m afraid…I’m not done with Sparklepants yet.

Ugly Betty’s Anna Ortiz Gives Birth

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After the lasts weeks news, its nice to be able to report on something happy. “Ugly Betty” star Anna Ortiz and her husband Noah Lebenzon welcomed their first child into the world on Saturday. The baby girl, Paloma Louise Lebenzon, was born on Saturday at 4:25 p.m. in New York City weighing in at 7lbs. 10oz. Both mother and baby are doing fine.

Per People:

“She is elated and completely glowing,” said Ortiz’s rep. “She is surrounded by her friends and family and so happy to be a mom. She is just really enjoying the moment. The baby is absolutely beautiful.”

Ortiz admits that she came to the hospital prepared with five different names to choose from, and finally decided on Paloma after getting to know the new arrival. Reports say the name Paloma may have been influenced by Salma Hayek, executive producer of “Ugly Betty.” She and her husband Francois-Henri Pinault have a daughter named Valentina Paloma.

Congratulations to the new parents!

Pregnant Gisele Bundchen Takes Baby Kayaking, Tom Brady Falls Out of Boat

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Remember when we told you Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were expecting a baby? Yea, it was like month ago. You can read about by clicking hereif you still care.

Though Brady denied that he and his supermodel wife were with child, turns out the gossipers of the world were right once again. (Cut to me patting myself on the back).

Via People:

“Gisele Bündchen is expecting and ‘ecstatic,’ She is due early next year.”

Zzzzzzzzzz….At least she will stop trying to steal Brady’s son with actress Bridget Moynahan.

If you have been reading the news today, you also know that Tom Brady was recently fished out of the Charles River in Massachusetts by an elementary school teacher. It seems Tom fell from a kayak he and Gisele were using to race a friend.

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Via WHDH TV:

“When they got near the star couple, they realized Tom was not in his kayak. He was in the water. Leeds helped pull Tom into the motor boat she was in.”

One must wonder if this is just the usual “Brady Baby Behavior?” Brady does have a track record for running out on (or swimming away from) the women he knocks-up.

Quotable via D-Listed:

“You know Tom is going to claim he has amnesia and doesn’t remember marrying Gis or making a babeh with her. He’s going to pull some ‘Who Huh Wha’ sh**!”

Madonna Wins Mercys’ Adoption Appeal

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Watch out Angelina, looks like Madonna is catching up to you! In a desperate bid to add another baby to her collection, Madonnas adoption appeal for Mercy James has been approved. Overturning a lower court decisions, her Madgesty is now allowed to adopt a second child from Malawi.

Per People:

“I am extremely grateful for the Supreme Court’s ruling on my application to adopt Mercy James. I am ecstatic … My family and I look forward to sharing our lives with her,” Madonna said in a statement through her spokesperson Friday.

Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo ruled that her initial denial by the lower court was based on an old law. Although she hasn’t lived in the country for the required 18 months, the court said it should have taken into consideration her philanthropic efforts in the community. Madonna founded the charity “Raising Malawi” which helps to feed, educate and provide medical care for some of Malawi’s more than 1 million orphans. While preparations to bring 3 year old Mercy to America are now underway, it will take anywhere from 3-5 days to go through the necessary paperwork and to schedule the private jet with either Madonna’s lawyer or the director of her Malawi charity making sure she gets on the plane and arrives to the US okay… Wait, so let me understand this – she made such a big fuss over this adoption ordeal but now can’t find the time in her busy schedule of bumping uglies with Jesus to go and pick up the child herself?

Madonna’s lawyer said she was “ecstatic” when she heard the news that the adoption was finalized. Until she leaves, it is believed that Mercy may be moved to the Kumbali lodge where Madonna stays when she is Malawi. Mercy will join Madonnas other children children Lourdes, Rocco, and David, in New York where it is expected that she will attend nursery school with David. Madonna got her way, as she almost always does. While I find it wonderful that Mercy will now be able to have a decent life, laws are laws and she should have had to follow the requirements just like any other human being would have. I guess this goes to show that money does talk. I hope the Malawi government is proud that they basically sold a child. Am I the only one who sees the wrong in this situation?

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Kendra Wilkinson is Pregnant

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Oh this worries me. Kendra Wilkinson and her fiancé Hank Baskett are going to have a baby. Kendra will be responsible for tiny human being. This was a woman who was outwitted by the U.S. postal services after not knowing she needed to put stamps on letters. Regardless, in clearly rep written statement, Kendra announced that she is pregnant.

Per E!:

“Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together,” she just told me. “We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

Baskett and Wilkinson are going to be exchanging vows before Kendra gives birth. In fact the two are due marry on June 27th at the Playboy mansion. Ex “boyfriend,” Hugh Hefner, is rumored to be walking her down the aisle to the tune of “Dirrty” by Christina Aguilera. Ok..ok..ok I am joking. Her brother will actually be walking her down the aisle.

Quotables:

The Superficial – “Let’s put this news into more relevant forms based on gender. Guys: Breasts get big. Soon.”

Celebitchy – “Congratulations to Kendra and Hank and I’m sure there are many trips to the Olive Garden planned in their immediate future.”

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Tom Brady Denies Gisele Bundchen Pregnancy

Well… is she or isn’t she? Today, the answer appears to be no. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says there is no baby on the way for him and his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Hmm… but wasn’t it only a few days ago that Hollywood Dame, among others, were reporting that Gisele was indeed pregnant? RadarOnline.com also reported last week that Bundchen herself is telling friends she’s pregnant. In addition to that, rumors had been circulating that the Brady’s are expecting since Gisele and Tom were pictured walking into an OB-GYN office. So what gives, Tom? During an interview with AP, the football star talked about the importance of a wife and children, but when asked if he and Gisele were expecting he simply answered “No.”

Per OMG Yahoo:

“One is enough,” Brady said. “I have dogs and that’s all I need.”

Brady already have one child, 22-month-old son Jack, with his ex Bridget Moynahan. He could be lying about the possible bun in the oven, though. I seem to recall Tom Brady furiously denying any sort of an engagement between the couple on February 18th of this year – Before getting married eight days later. But his son is still under two years old so maybe he just wants some space between kids. Or time to enjoy his honeymoon life… Now forgive us for not exactly taking that as sufficient cause to call off the Bundchen Bump Watch. Remember – as The Who once sang “We Won’t Get Fooled Again!”

Nicole Richie Doesn’t Want to Get Married Any Time Soon – Video

The slightly classier one from “Simple Life” was on “Larry King Live” talking about being a mother, outgrowing her drug addictions and her second pregnancy.

Nicole Richie channeled her best Anne Hathaway and sounded somewhat intelligent while chatting with Larry King. She also brought her daughter, Harlow, on the show. They strayed into the topic of what the gender of their still incubating baby.

Larry King: You don’t know yet if she’s going to have brother or a sister?
Nicole Richie: I don’t yet. We didn’t find out with her either.
King: You didn’t find out?
Nicole: No. I like the surprise.

Larry also asked about any plans she has to marry Joel Madden. Several times in the past these two were rumored to be planning a wedding and finally ready to exchange vows. Nicole quickly debunked that explaining they are just focused on their family.

“That is definitely a dream of mine one day. Right now we’re really, really focused on our family, we’re focused on our foundation. As far as feeling that need of commitment…we both really have that in each other.”

She also revealed recently that she and Joel are hoping for a boy. Her choice in names would be Baron, Kypher or Martavious. I guess when you are rich you can name your kid Kick Me and get away with it.

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Adriana Lima Pregnant

The Victoria Secret self proclaimed virgin until marriage model is pregnant. Sources are all to happy to squeal to NY Daily News that Adriana Lima is pregnant. She recently wed NBA player Marko Jaric after eloping on Valentines day.

It is also said that she is working on planning another wedding ceremony to take place in the next few months. She eloped with Marko and is ready to have a proper shindig circa Gisele Bundchen. Only one wedding day is so last season. The word is that Lima is almost 3 months along in her pregnancy. Gisele is also rumored to be knocked up (read about Bundchen’s rumored pregnancy by clicking here.)

Perhaps they can hold hands in the delivering room.

Mel Gibson Confirms Oksana Grigorieva’s Pregnancy – Video

Mel Gibson is now undergoing a very public break up with wife, Robyn Gibson. They have been separated for years, but recently announced their official divorce. This came shortly after photos of Mel kissing and cuddling another woman surfaced (read that story and see those photos by clicking here.)

Being Mel, he went on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show to discuss his new lady love, Oksana Grigorieva. While talking with Leno, he confirmed that Oksana is pregnant.

Jay Leno: I have to ask you something else. I hear these rumors that you guys are going to have a child.
Mel Gibson: This is true. We are having a child.
Leno: Oh, it is true!
Gibson: Yes.
Leno: So this will make 29 for you?
Gibson: Actually 8. I am Octo-Mel now. (smushes lips back mocking Octo-Mom.)
Leno: Do you know what it’s going to be?
Gibson: A human being I think. (laughter)

You know Oksana is doing her jackpot dance waving her Clear Blue Easy positive pregnancy stick in the air followed by some yatch shopping.

Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant

Princess Pelvis will no longer have to baby snatch Tom’s son. She will have her own to take on walkies and dress up in cute polos.

Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant according to Radar. She and Tom Brady recently celebrated their nuptials twice because Heidi Klum does it yearly so they wanted to get a head start. They first tied the knot in Santa Monica and then headed down to Costa Rica to do it again. At this wedding, the couples’ security went bananas on some paps and shot at them. (Read about that by clicking here.)

Per Radar:

“Gisele and Tom had two wedding ceremonies, and now she’s told close friends that she’s expecting their first baby together.”

I kinda figured they’d hire someone to do that. You know, thanks to SJP making surrogates hot and the fact that Gisele only makes cash from prancing on beaches in a thong. I can just picture it now. “Tommy cakes, hold the baby while I work it.”

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