Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Blast Break Up Rumors – Photos

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What did I tell you kittens? Rumors that Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up for the 5,237 time began boiling again yesterday. E! was reporting the couple split after having too many arguments. According to their source, Spears and Trawick decided they “needed a break from each other.” (Click HERE for the full rumored break up story)

They blasted those rumors and put on a public display of unity. The couple went shopping together and even held hands as they navigated through swarms of paparazzi. Britney and Jason hit stores in Beverly Hills and made a stop in Park City to continue shopping. According to Faded Youth, Trawick “was sure to open her car door for her and hold her hand every chance he got!”

Spears is also continuing to wear that sparkler on her left ring finger. I’m tellin’ ya dahlings. Engagement rumors will follow!

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Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Hold Hands on McDonald’s Valentine’s Date – PICS

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Jason Trawick knows the path to Britney Spears’ heart is McDonald’s. The “Circus” singer and her manager/boyfriend spent the Hallmark Holiday at the McDonald’s drive through and doing a bit of shopping. They hit up her mother ship (aka Target) and I am hoping they invested in some bras and beard trimmers. Jason looks a bit like the guy who lives behind Target and will guess your bra size for fifty cents. Someone take him to Super Cuts and dip him in Gucci.

Photogs went a little nutty and began snapping rapidly as Spears and Trawick held hands while they shopped. Rumors that they were engaged were followed by those of a split. Clearly they are still attempting a relationship despite the tribulations of a very public relationship.

I have got to admire a fellow ho who isn’t afraid to use nature’s credit card to pay her agent.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Legal Documents Actually a Prenup

Here we go again. These two have been rumored to be splitting up, getting married, while buying babies from some village in Haiti. So here are the new stories being pumped into you Brangelina hongray eyeballs….

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Life and Style (via Starpulse) is probably the closest to the truth:

Brad and Angelina had a meeting with a top law firm in L.A. in December, where they worked out terms of a legal document similar to a pre-nup. The couple signed the document in early January. They agreed to share their money and assets and custody of their six children, all of whom would live with Angelina in the event of their parents’ break-up. They didn’t talk to the lawyer about splitting, nor was that ever mentioned at the meeting. Brad and Angelina aren’t splitting right now.”

TMZ is bashing reports that Brad and his chin pubs of power bought a bachelor pad.

“The home — located in the Hollywood Hills — is the newest piece of Brad’s master plan to expand the sprawling compound he shares with Angelina and their 86 children. The evidence is clear — first off, Brad purchased the home back in August — long before rumors of a break up began to make the rounds. Second — the place was a dump and Brad couldn’t move in — even if he wanted to — because the home was far from livable at the time he bought it.”

OK Magazine wins the award for Supreme Nuttery in the Category of Fictitious Hook Ups at Buffet Lines or Juice Bars Officiated by George Clooney. The mag basically states that Brad did his ho stroll for Jennifer Aniston at the buffet line backstage at the Hope for Haiti Telethon. They ended up crying on each-other’s shoulders and pledging their reborn again virginity to Kirk Cameron.

“Leave it to sly George Clooney to play matchmaker. When the actor asked both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to volunteer for the Hope For Haiti Now telethon he was staging in L.A. on Jan. 22, he knew the two were bound to bump into each other. And they did just that, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet at the live event — while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was in NYC for a photo shoot.”

One thing that we know for sure is that these covers will be the new wallpaper for Jen’s spare bathroom.

Jake Gyllenhaal Wooing Reese Witherspoon with Dinnerware

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WTF? In Touch is reporting that mah walking hairy beast fantasy is sending Reese Witherspoon emails and dinnerware in effort to woo her back.

According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.

Plates and teacups? I know the gay thing is a standard joke surrounding him, but seriously….what happened to sending diamond earrings and roses, or as I like to call flowers – poor man’s jewelry? I adore Jakey, but he if he is going to be sending out fine china as way to seduce me it better be engraved with pictures of his artfully manscaped chest.

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Reunite Uglies in Barbados – Photos

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There must be some kind of feral slut magnetism between Jude Law and Sienna Miller. They have been on and off for years after Jude made extracurricular sexy times with his childrens’ nanny and ended their engagement. Since then Sienna has been sharpening her skillz by nailing married men and breaking the hearts of Welsh men, while Jude didn’t double bag it with some strange and fathered a fourth child.

The Duke and Duchess of Ho Town have been rumored to be rekindling the fire between their naughty bits lately. Sienna was spotted several times at his home and having a PDA filled spaghetti and pizza dinner on Thanksgiving. Now photos of Miller and Jude together in Barbados have made their way to the net.

So for all 6 of you who may care…enjoy.

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Beard and Lord of the Douche at it Again…

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are getting all “cozy” again. They must attend group therapy together or have the same dentist because they are back to humping according to People.

They hit up a couple of hotels late last month and are now “enjoying each other’s friendship” and unless that translates as Jen hoping the condom breaks and John picturing Perez’s face on Aniston’s body or giving his hair a pep… talk I don’t buy it.

Sources squealed to the mag (in return for what I guessing is compensation of Crest toothpaste samples and a few cases of Fanta) that they are getting closer. Aniston is also making nice with his friends.

“The duo recently spent a night together late last month at New York City’s Bowery Hotel. “Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey,” says an onlooker. “She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends.”

In other news John Mayer’s friends were seen boasting whitened teeth and toasting Fanta in celebration.

Twittering Your Love: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Back Together-Miley Cyrus Dumps Justin Gaston

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Twitter. It’s pretty much strong>Facebook for people with ADD. You can change your mind every two seconds. You can let people know how you’re doing, announce that you’ve had a baby (like Lance Armstrong did here), you can let the world know that you and your lesbian lover who placed a restraining order on you are back together (maybe…and with one of those annoying semi-colon happy faces), and you inform the world that you are your jailbait girlfriend have called it quits…because distance is like, so hard and stuff.

Lindsay Lohan Twittered Monday that she was leaving London with her favorite person and that she had great news to share…maybe. Shortly thereafter, Lohan was snapped by the paparazzi that she called, floundering around Heathrow airport with former flame Samantha Ronson.

Via People:

“They haven’t started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned. Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work.”

So much better than snorting blow out of a belly-button while flashing the hidden camera taping you your lady-bits? I guess violating a restraining order is slightly better than that.

Not to be outdone in Twitterverse, everyone’s favorite DUI waiting to happen, Miley Cyrus used her Twitter to announce her sorrow at having to leave 20 year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston behind in LA as she travels to Georgia to film the movie “The Last Song”. Gaston, like a good man in need of a meal ticket, simultaneously Twittered his great sadness at Cyrus’ departure.

However, Twitter is fickle, kittens. It seems that Miley Twittered just this past Saturday that she and former boyfriend Nick Jonas were hanging out together.

Via E!

“I’m in a dark theater ‘writing’ a song with nick j who is rockin a faded eggplant shirt! :)

Again with the colon happy face. Knock it off kids. I doubt Gaston was colon-face happy to read that Nick’s shirt was “rockin”. Also, since when does Miley write songs? As for Sam and Lindsay…I’d watching out for boiling bunnies on the stove circa “Fatal Attraction.” Apparently Twitter also makes you delusional. Speaking of which, are you following Hollywood Dame?

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Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Back Together?!?

It just wouldn’t be Wednesday is we didn’t have yet another report that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are getting back together. Sigh. So boring. So 2005.

In Touch Weekly has scored the golden cover story this week. The mag is reporting that Pitt and Aniston met up on the night of April 23 at an “intimate location”. I never thought of the 405 rest stop as intimate, but to each her own.

To top this off, the magazine also has a photo showing that Aniston and Pitt were spotted wearing the same necklace. Oh, the scandal.

This also comes just a day after reports were made that Aniston’s BFF Courtney Cox-Arquette and her husband what’s his face, were spotted talking to Pitt. Perhaps she asked him where he got his necklace.

Via Perez Hilton:

“Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other, reported the snitch.”

I am sorry kids, but I am pretty sure Saint Angelina has a tether strapped to Brad’s ankle at this point. Anytime he gets within a hundred feet of Aniston it sends an electric shock through his body. This must explain that annoyed look Pitt had on his face through most of the Oscars.

Let’s take an informal poll, shall we? Tomorrow Brangelina will emerge from hiding together with how many of their kids? Maddox, Pax, and Z are pretty much givens at this point. Shiloh, likely. But what about the twins? They’ll be all smiles pushing the kids on a swing at a park or at a museum somewhere. Bet.

Pink and Carey Hart Officially Reunite

It is no surprise that Pink, real name Alecia Moore, and Carey Hart have decided to give their relationship another chance.

Despite cranking out a break up anthem shortly after her divorce, Pink is open about patching things up. The couple remained extremely close and friendly after their spilt. Hart even appeared in her video for “So What” that featured her cutting down a tree with their initials and a heart engraved in it. They also spent free time together as well as celebrating the New Year at each other’s side.

Via The Sun:

“We’re working s*** out, I admit it. She’s just totally normal and low-key.” Pink admitted. Hart added “We’re rebuilding. Sometimes you have to take a couple of steps backwards to move forward.”

Good for them. I like Pink and Carey seems be a stand up guy. Let’s just hope this time sticks. Otherwise it will be like Ross and Rachel circa “Friends” and that shiz is overdone.

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