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Lindsay ‘Clubbing Makes Me Uncomfortable’ Lohan is being investigated for battery after she allegedly got into a shoving match…in a nightclub.
Amanda Bynes was arrested on Friday and Lindsay, being the Duchess of Ho Tricks, couldn’t let her steal the Certified Screw Up title from her resume. According to the woman’s story, Lohan started shoving her after she was flirting with a male member of Lindsay’s entourage.
Eyebrows is my favorite Jonas Brother. By far the most interesting one anyway. From Joe Jonas dumping Taylor ‘Box-O-Kittens’ Swift to his faux relationship with Demi Lovato (Click HERE for details on that) and onto ditching his purity ring for Twilight’s Ashley Greene, he is way more ESCANDALO! than Hot One and Married One. Plus he struts like a veteran queen working a Dior runway.
However, don’t insinuate that he is gay. In January paparazzi point blank asked the JoBro if he was gay and followed it with taunts about Ashley Greene being his beard and inquiring when her contractual relationship with him was due to expire. (It’s like ‘Mean Girls’ but with grown men. Sad really.) Attempting to ignore them he got into his car, but couldn’t help himself and exchanged words with the offending pap.
The question “Is Joe Jonas gay?” is a constant plaguing topic for the Disney star. In Details magazine, he tries once again to clear up the rumors of his sexuality.
“There’s nothing wrong with being gay,” he says now, “but I’m not.”
In the interview with the mag he talks about growing up and doing solo projects. After moving to his out his parents house and getting his own home after living with roommates (shortly after he started dating Greene), he has ditched the purity ring and likes hitting up the gym and the local bar scene. He admits the Bowery on Sunset his is favorite hangout due to its “laid back” nature.
“I’m growing up, the fans are growing up,” Joe says. “I’ve gone through a lot of stuff in my life so far. There are stories I haven’t really been able to tell. When you’re writing with three people, you wind up with a sound that might be—not average—but, you know, expected.”
He assures his maturing fan base that the Jonas Brothers aren’t over. Despite their slip in popularity (Jonas L.A. cancellation and their 3D movie being a disappointment), the brother band isn’t an idea of the past.
“We’re not breaking up, we’re just taking a break,” Joe says. “I really have a hope for the fans that got older and went, ‘You know what, I’m really not into the Jonas Brothers anymore,’ that I’m able to catch their ear again with my project and they’re able to go, like, ‘Hey, this is cool stuff, I’m happy listening to this, I’m not embarrassed listening to this.’”
I am sure Joe would never be guilty of lie telling, but I would like to point out…
“One thing I’ve found of people in the public eye, either you’re a womanizer or you’ve got to be gay. Since I’m neither of those, people are completely concerned about me.” – Clay Aiken ‘Rolling Stone’ July 2003
“If I were gay, why not admit it? I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man.” – Ricky Martin Plus 7 Days magazine
Either way I am sure his fan base wouldn’t change from its current status. Why should it? Gay, straight or asexual he’d still be the most interesting… even if he did try to rock that unfortunate flat iron look. (I tried to rock permed bangs when I was 8 so I can’t be too judgey-wudgey.)
UPDATE: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene have broken up! Click HERE for the details…
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We have all been here before. You are getting your ho stroll on and the martinis are flowing like obscenities from Alec Baldwin’s mouth and then BAM…you are doing the Drunk-N-Stumble into a taxi.
Robert Pattinson was spotted drinking at The Ivy Club after attending the premiere and after party for “Remember Me.” However, Pattinson and his Twilight Saga costar, Kristen Stewart, are rumored to be dating/practically married/lovahs. This is all fine and dandy until you wake up the next morning and find a random blonde in your bed. (My immediate dread is that I will have to pretend to give him my number and then share my Pop Tarts with him before I kick him out.) They were photographed being helped into a cab before speeding off to Pattinson’s hotel around 1 am.
Maybe she was his…nanny and Sparklepants was just super tired and she was going to tuck him in and read him “Good Night Moon.” Meh…I hope he double bagged it either way.
UPDATE – Some readers think that this may be one of his reps/Unicorn Patch tamers/agents. What do you think?
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Lohan, who was wearing her best Charlotte Russe ho gear, spent the night with flamboyant hobbit, Ryan Seacrest.
After hitting the Chateau Marmont and spending 2 hours dining Lindsay Lohan and Seacrest went clubbing at H-Wood. Deciding to call it an early night jut after midnight, which is early for Lohan, they left together and went to Lindsay’s house. While she was trying to hide from the paparazzi, Seacrest proudly sat next to her in the back of the car and smiled.
When they got to Lohan’s house they were apparently having a loud sexy party because the neighbors called the cops at 3:30 am. The cops cited a noise violation and told them to turn the music down. After the police left Casa de Cazy, Lindsay and Ryan went back to his place to finish their party of two. Lohan ended up spending the night at Seacrest’s place.
Ew. I just picture any kind of relations between these two to be very greasy.
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Or so she claims. The grease monster known as Megan Fox was running her mouth about nailing Robert Pattinson shortly after she and Brian Austin Green broke off their engagement. Someone who worked with Fox on “Jennifer’s Body” told E! that she was bragging about a one night stand that she had with the “Twilight” heartthrob.
“Megan was totally into [Rob] and thought he was really cute,” snitches our high-up, on-the-set sleuth. “But nothing ever went further than one night they were together. He totally blew her off.”
After he ditched her, Megan was hurt and told Elle magazine that she’d never slum it with Pattinson because he was “too pretty and young” for her taste. This could be true despite my distaste for narcissistic princess. They were seen together at Palihouse hotel bar two consecutive nights in Hollywood back in early March. This was just after Brian and Fox’s split in February.
I am guessing it went something like the ho at the 1 minute marker trying to get her some Sparkle.
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Lindsay Lohan is back on the meat market. The starlet who went lipstick lesbian for Samantha Ronson has returned to dating men. Since Lohan and Ronson ended their tumultuous relationship she has been out partying and on the prowl.
The night after being dumped by the DJ she reportedly went on a vodka binge. This is typically a normal night for her, but according to sources Lindsay is on the prowl for men. In particular she went after Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo is synonymous with being extremely private so I can’t help but think the following may be a bunch of hooey. The rehab princess ran into DiCaprio at MyHouse (club not Casa de la Cara for all of those unfamiliar with the L.A. joint). A spy at The Sun spun a story that I think came from Lohan’s fantasy diary.
“She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory. The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.
As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents. My eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”
In order for this to be remotely true, Leo would have to been higher than a kite and told it wasn’t really Lohan, it was Heidi Klum dressed up as a blow whore for Halloween and if he nailed her it would cease the effects of global warming and save the lives of thousands of kittens. The only bit about this story that I’d consider believing is that she was at a bar and trolling for sausage.
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I really don’t get the thought process of some of these Hollywood ho’s. The 19 year old “Heroes” star got caught at a bar the day before Christmas Eve.
Hayden Panettiere was out at the NV Lounge with some of her lady friends before she was spotted by the club’s bouncers. They carded the starlet, obviously being famous and underage, and kicked her out of the club. Her ID was also taken and given to police.
From E! Online:
“At that time we asked her and her friends to leave,” NV Lounge owner John Reznick tells E! News, adding that the actress cooperated by giving her license to an employee.
Hayden was catching a flight to California the next day and obviously had to make an embarrassing call to police. She went to get her license back and the cops questioned her, but ended up letting her go unable to prove she was drinking.
“When my officers arrived on the scene we questioned Panettiere,” Det. Craig Long tells E! News. “I asked her if she tried to buy alcohol and she denied it. Panettiere told me that someone opened the side door of the nightclub so she could go inside and say hello to friends, not buy drinks.”
That and she had to get to Bora Bora to go kick it with Peter Petrelli. Panettiere followed her Cali trip to a vacation with man-friend, Milo Ventimiglia. The 31 year old could have bailed her out with the old “she’s my niece” routine. Oh wait…that is for hookers. Meh…I’m sure all he would need to do is bust out his hairlip and be done with the situation. Plus…how is it that she didn’t make it to the confines of the VIP area where you have to know the secret handshake to get in? Security works for you in there. Plus you get to eat gold and ride flying ponies. Amature. Stick to being head cheerleader for the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
What Others Said:
The Blemish - “LA lets them get away with this because celebrities are revered as gods there and the laws binding regular citizens don’t apply to them. They could drown kittens in their sinks and the most they would get is a stern lecture about not doing it in public restrooms.”
Fat Back Media: “When Lindsay was 19 she was in bars until 3 in the morning and the paparazzi would snap pics of her passed out in cars the following morning. Tip #1: when asked for ID just say” I am Hayden Panettiere bitch!”
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