January Jones crashed into 3 parked cars and made up a fictional story about being chased by a slew of paparazzi after watching a basketball game with friends. Turns out, that story needs dipped in Glade because it reeks of crap.

Witnesses and victims of the crash said that there were NO photographers around before, after or during Jones’ multiple crashes. They were also shocked to see Food Network star, Bobby Flay, show up on the scene of the accident. Also, no photos of the crash have surfaced. Pics of the “Mad Men” star running into 3 cars, meeting with Flay and then fleeing would mean huge money. Yet, the only photos to show up were taken many hours later.

Via TMZ:

“A woman who owns one of the cars that was hit tells TMZ … she heard the crash, looked over her balcony and saw Jones. She says around 10 minutes after the crash, Food Network star Bobby Flay showed up in a separate car, began talking with her and telling her to leave the scene, which she did.”

Another witness who confronted January confirmed that Flay was there and left after Jones fled.

“The witness at the scene tells TMZ she was face-to-face with Jones and smelled alcohol on her breath. The witness says Jones left her driver’s license with another resident and left. She returned 45 minutes later in a different set of clothes, chewing gum.”

Police talked to Jones and didn’t give her a sobriety test do to the fact she left the scene and came back. They claim it would be impossible to tell if she went home and had a beer then came back. Because nothing screams good idea like leaving the scene of an accident to go home and have a martini only to return to the accident to have a chat with police. Regardless of how this flimsy her story is and how many laws she has appeared to have broke, police are no longer investigating.

As for Bobby Flay and January, many are crossing their arms and using the power of reasoning to shout AFFAIR at this mess. Jones called Flay immediately after getting into the crash. His statement was full of crap as well. He claimed he just met her that night and saw that she had a beer, but wasn’t monitoring her booze intake. His rep says Flay only gave her his number because she said she wants to remodel her kitchen and only showed up just to make sure she was ok. So to recrap (typo, but it stays): January Jones and Bobby Flay were together at The London West Hollywood Hotel “watching a Lakers game with friends.” She had a beer, exchanged numbers with Flay for kitchen remodeling purposes and smashed into three parked cars. Called the Bobby for help despite just meeting him….

Febreeze that story too because it smells worse than last night’s mahi mahi. The questions of: why would someone call a person they just met for help after an accident??? And why would you go to the scene of an accident instead of calling 911 for someone you just met???

Flay’s marital history isn’t helping. Currently he is on his third marriage and notoriously known for being a cad. He married Stephanie March of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.” Rumors of a coke problem have followed the star around for a few years. He was also on the guest list of Paris Hilton’s birthday party last year and the year before. (Obviously that doesn’t prove much, but take it as you will.) Jones has also been photographed with a hickey after leaving another party in Malibu in May (click HERE for those pics).

What do you think?

UPDATE: Another claim that Bobby Flay and January Jones had a cozy and boozed filled dinner together last month has surfaced. A fellow patron of Peppermill Lounge in Las Vegas reportedly spotted Bobby and Jones together in mid-May. She had her picture taken with him (shown in the photo gallery below) and shared this tale:

“I had seen the two at the lounge inside of Peppermill at Las Vegas. At first I thought the lady he was with was his wife. They were both sitting close to each other and they both were drinking alcoholic beverages. When I went over to ask for a picture, to my surprise the woman he was with was January Jones.

He seemed a little tipsy, his face was red and he seemed super relaxed. January on the other hand didn’t seem she was intoxicated yet. When I was leaving, they were both in the booths where the fireplace was. At the Peppermill, the fireplace area is where the “couples” usually sit. They were sitting very close to each other, talking, laughing, and slight touching involved. It looked a lot like they were just flirting back and forth with each other. They looked like they were an item. I thought maybe his wife and him had gotten a divorce but I checked online to my surprise that he was still married? So I don’t know what the deal is.. But I believe there is something there.”

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