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Instead of plastering Jen’s worried/caught farting in a board meeting face as the headline on the cover(thanks a lot Brad Pitt), Star is opting to cover Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock secret wedding.
Secret weddings are the new sex tape. I am already bored as weddings only appeal to me if the words ‘open bar’ follow. I digress; I will wait on looking at Target and Dick’s Sporting Goods secret wedding registry for Sandy and Ryan’s request for butter dishes and ab rollers.
OK! Magazines cover story this week is “Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s Wedding of the Year”. As much as our Twi-hard fan-selfs would love to believe our favorite onscreen couple have taken their love offscreen, this story I find to be a little sketchy. The magazine goes on to talk about specific details for the stars, such as the vintage satin dress, sentimental ring, moonlit garden reception at the family home, thousands of roses, best man and bridesmaid, spectacular wedding cake, and an exotic honeymoon. (See the all of the sketches of Bella’s wedding dress by clicking HERE) Hey wait, this sounds a little familiar! Are we talking about what to expect in the third “Twilight” film “Eclipse” or are they trying to make us believe its the actors who are getting hitched? I just love how the editors are playing into the delusions that there really is no difference between the characters of Edward and Bella and the actors who play them. But fear not Twilight-Junkies… I’m calling BS on this story! Shame on OK! for making us believe our favorite characters who we all live vicariously through are getting hitched in real life and attempting to shatter our dreams of being the new Mrs. Robert Pattinson!
In other related news, fans of the movies have noticed that Pattinson appears to have beefed up in the time between “Twilight” and latest instalment “New Moon” causing rumors to circulate that the actor has been taking steroids. Kristen Stewart has come to his defense, and is denying claims that he has taken anything to achieve his new and improve physique, insisting that his new look is nothing but natural.
Per Showbiz Spy:
“Yes, he’s jacked. It’s absolutely crazy,” Kristen recently told reporters when asked about Pattinson’s toned body. “He’s definitely not on steroids.”
Did someone get Pattinson confused with Taylor Lautners and his amazing jacked up body as of late? No one in their right mind would look at Pattinson and think ‘steroids’ with Lautner walking around all beefed up like he is.
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