Beyonce Pregnant ?!!

Lets address Beyonce Pregnancy Rumor #172 shall we!


Us Weekly
is raising the alarm on the status of Beyonce’s uterus. The “Single Ladies” singer is reportedly just a few months along in her pregnancy and it came as a complete surprise. A source-type person spilled the details of her reaction to finding out she was going to have a baby.

“B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn’t ready to be a mother just yet,” says a source of the singer, who married rapper Jay-Z in 2008. “She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again. Still, another insider says that the singer, who is in her first trimester, realizes that “this is a gift from God and she’s so happy.”

I am guessing that if this pregnancy rumor was true, then House of Dereon would be cranking out rhinestone studded diapers and denim jumpsuit/onesies.

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Beyonce is Pregnant

Beyonce is pregnant…again. This will be her 128th tabloid baby. A media outlet claiming to have a “ROCK SOLID SOURCE” that is squealing about Beyonce’s rumored pregnancy.

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MediaTakeOut just learned from a ROCK SOLID source that legendary singer Beyonce and her hip hop mogul husband Jay Z are expecting their first child together.

According to our source Beyonce is doing fine and resting (for now), but she’s expected to continue working throughout her pregnancy. And we’re also told that Jay Z is EXTREMELY happy to be having his first child with Bey.

The “Single Ladies” singer was most recently rumored to be pregnant in January of 2008. Mythical sources told The Mirror that she was pregnant and that was why they were married in a super private ceremony before the baby was born because: “Beyonce and Solange have been brought up with strong Christian beliefs. Part of that belief is to be married before having children.” Babies before marriage is a holy no-no, but sexy times before marriage is super pious? Whateves. I am about as holy as Cheeto Jesus.

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Anyway, I have my doubts. Unless this “ROCK SOLID SOURCE” (who I am starting to thinks is actually Kayne on one of his all caps rants) is a pregnancy test signed by B and sent to a lab for DNA testing and confirmed to be the tinkle of Beyonce (you know she wakes up in the morning a pees excellence), I will continue to give this the side eye.

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