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Beyonce was named the World’s Most Beautiful Woman by People magazine and that means we also get gobs of gushing about how easy it is to be hot and the fact that the light of a thousand fairies shines out of her baby’s every orifice. The mag also features her thoughts on that pesky Pillow Baby rumor that theorized that she faked her pregnancy and used a surrogate who doesn’t speak a word of English, but understood the language of GOBS OF CASH.
Beyonce is back to work after giving birth to Blue Ivy just over two months ago. Or, she is continuing her world domination after unstrapping the Sobakawa Cloud Pillow depending on whether or not you believe the fake pregnancy rumors.
Well, she is farking Beyonce. She could pee in the middle of Bloomingdales and management would put little velvet ropes around the puddle and charge people to see it.
It’s been a month and a half since Beyonce gave birth to her first child Blue Ivy Carter. We’ve seen Beyonce and Jay-Z stepping out on the town. Beyonce’s body looks amazing. It’s almost hard to imagine she was pregnant just 6 weeks ago.
Because Beyonce and Jay Z like to see me work on the weekends while I am trying to nurse a cheap vodka hangover feed starving orphans, the couple shared photos of Blue Ivy Carter.
Beyonce and Jay-Z have filed a trademark application to protect their daughter Blue Ivy‘s name. The couple lodged its petition at the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office on January 26th, just weeks after becoming parents – a new clothing line perhaps?
Insert shock and awe. (Not really.) Beyonce has surfaced with a her post baby body looking remarkably unchanged. Well, her boobs are hitched a bit higher.
Blue Ivy just hit the (god) motherload… Again. Beyonce and Jay Z‘s little baby was royalty before she was even officially welcomed into this world. And since her birth, Blue Ivy Carter has been spoiled rotten. There was a security details comparable to the secret service to ensure Blue Ivy arrived at her home for the first time without a hitch. She also has a high chair worth $3500 complete with Swarovski crystals. It’s nothing but the best for Blue Ivy.
Well now Jay and Beyonce aren’t stopping with the royal treatment because they’ve picked a superstar to be Blue Ivy’s Godmother. And it’s a real “Aha” Moment. She’s an A-list celebrity and one of the highest paid women in Hollywood. Any guesses? And the Godmother is… *Drumroll, please!*
We knew Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s baby Blue Ivy was going to be influential, but this just isn’t what we expected. Not only is she the youngest person to appear on the Billboard charts, but now she’s the youngest to have her own strain of marijuana named after her! The grey area between State and Federal laws in California allow marijuana dispensaries to continue with business as usual and it looks like even the stoners are staying in tune with pop culture.
Beyonce’s baby birthin’ has dominated the media since Blue Ivy Carter was unhooked from B’s belly. Jay and the ‘Countdown’ singer haven’t exactly kept it quiet. Between parents of newborns staying in the same hospital revealing that the couple’s security team pulled a Gandalf and said YOU SHALL NOT PASS while Jay used the hallway and the name mix up that Gwyneth Paltrow had to clear up, you’d think it would be enough.
It’s not. Blue Ivy has a soundtrack now.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
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Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
