Kate Upton is wearing something I think is supposed to be a bikini, but might very well be a couple of eye patches sewn together. The model scored the cover for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2012.
There isn’t really much more to add to her spread other than the angle makes her left boob appear to be shy while making her right boob look like the outgoing twin who puts out. I could be wrong, but it’s just a theory. As if straight men/lesbians are still reading at this point. I am pretty confident that most are just baffled as to how her chrysanthemum isn’t waving at us from the front page.