bipolar disorder

Demi Lovato is Bipolar

Demi Lovato is one big ball of I have that too. I shouldn’t jest, but she reminds me of that girl in you clique that has every aliment, trouble, worry, affliction, addition and boo-boo that is ever mentioned while lunching over salads at Applebees.

After having a break down/punching a back up dancer/going Disney starlet crazy, Demi is talking about every personal issue that has been plaguing her. Most recently she admitted to suffering from anorexia, bulimia and cutting. Add bipolar disorder to the list. The former “Sonny With a Chance” starlet told People that depression is far just the tip of her iceberg.

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Lindsay Lohan To Be Released This Week

Lindsay Lohan could be released back into the wild and free to roam by the end of this week. Lock up your emergency coke stash because I have a feeling she is going to go blow crazy and blanket herself in enough of the bad shiz to make the last scene in “Scarface” look like an episode of the Care Bears.

The UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital has not written their final report, but the suspicions of bipolar disorder have turned out to be unfounded according to “insiders” who blabbed to TMZ. Her Adderall issues are also said to be “not as severe” as they thought. So Lohan could be in outpatient care before you can say WTF?!

So… doctors are giving each other the side eye and shrugging their shoulders in bewilderment as to what exactly is wrong with Lindsay, patting her on the head and sending her on her way clutching a script for Adderall. Cue the violins as she sits down with the tricks from The View and creates a tale about prison reforming her and seeing the light of sweet baby Jesus.

Oh well, maybe her return will stimulate coke sales and thusly the economy. Hooray gas prices below $5 a gallon!

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