Justin Bieber’s Tattoo – PHOTOS

I feel extremely dirty analyzing this little boy’s hip bone. Seriously I feel like the police are going to break my door down and arrest me for being a pervy pedo. Regardless, let’s all talk about Justin Bieber’s tattoo.

The Bieb was frolicking on the beach with some friends on Saturday and his low riding shorts revealed a tattoo on his left hip bone. Isn’t that prime skin real estate for tramp stamps? At least it is not a butterfly. It is actually a bird which all of his family have. Most of the Bieber fam has them on their wrists.

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Britney Spears Shows Target Her Belly, Buys a Parakeet – Photos

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Ah, yes. Target. It’s the land of the clearance Isaac Mizrahi sheets and home of the cute shower curtains. Brit Brit also loves her some Target. She loves argyle sweaters for under $20 so much she has been there two days in a row.

On Tuesday, Britney Spears shopped for a Michael Jackson CD in a long white sundress. The following day she showed her midriff while wearing pink Uggs from the Land of Fuggery. Seriously, I think she stole them from the closet of an 8th grader. After leaving Target she went and bought a parakeet. Maybe she is going to free it in a symbolic gesture of her own desires. Who am I kidding? She is going to teach it to say “K-Fed is a dirty whore” and “Two packs of Marlboro Reds and a case of Red Bull please” then launch it into the world to do her bidding.

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