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Amy Winehouse To Adopt A Child

Attention all St. Lucians: Hide your children! Amy Winehouse reportedly is looking into adopting a child from the Caribbean Island.

Amy spent nearly two months on holiday in St. Lucia this past winter. There, she reportedly kicked her drug habit, had at least two reported affairs, and alienated nearly every guest at the LeSport Resort with her nearly nude antics.

Via The TransWorldNews:

“Amy is seriously thinking about adopting,” says an insider. “She has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St. Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt.”

If you live in St. Lucia, now may be time to slap that ‘For Sale’ sign in your front yard.

However, I am inclined to think a child may be good for Amy. Perhaps she could adopt an 18-year-old. That way she would always have a designated driver and someone to send out for cigs, ballet slippers, and Aqua Net.

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Amy Winehouse Clean Thanks to Love Drug

British songstress and international hot mess Amy Winehouse is now drug free!! Well, she is according to herself. The “Rehab” singer has been on an extended holiday since the beginning of the New Year. She and her lover are at the LeSport Resort in St. Lucia that she has offended nearly every guest with both her lack of hygiene and her inability to keep her filthy hands and other body parts off her new “boy-toy”, 21 year-old Josh Bowman.

Winehouse is so out of it that she sat with her dirty feet on a lounge chair and gave an open interview to News of the World reporter Georgina Dickinson. I guess her publicist was not one of the many friends she has had flown to the resort since she began her stay. In the interview, she claims that she has been drug free since arriving at the resort (a statement to which many of the guests don’t agree), that husband Blake Cecil-Fielder was a “flop” in the bedroom and even admits that she would have died if she continued down the crack-laced road she had been wandering.

Via News of the World:

“Josh is all handsome and clean and that’s what I love about him. People might think we haven’t got anything in common but I get on like a house on fire with all his family despite them being so posh. When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.”

I am not so sure anyone can use the word ‘clean’ when describing Josh now that he has hooked up with Amy. As for Josh helping Amy stay drug-free, I hope it’s true. Unfortunately, this marks only the beginning of his drug use. I see many shots of penicillin in that chap’s future.