Amy Winehouse Autopsy Results

An autopsy on Amy Winehouse failed to determine what killed her, leaving fans and family with a weeks-long wait for the results of toxicology tests. Police also confirmed that it’s not yet known what killed Winehouse because her autopsy was inconclusive.

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Amy Winehouse Confirms Bisexuality

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It’s being reported this morning that hot-mess Amy Winehouse doesn’t discriminate in the bedroom, causing women everywhere to scream in panic.

After allegations that her estranged husband, Blake Fielder-Civil was caught romancing a pre-op tranny named Mia (I couldn’t make this shizz up), Winehouse decided to reveal that she has desires of her own.

Via News of the World:

“So what? I like girls as well. I have had relationships with other women but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love Blake.

There is something about being with a woman that is very satisfying. I don’t care what people think about me being bi – I do what feels good.”

Apparently showering with soap and brushing her teeth do not feel good to Amy.

Her celebrity crush? X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole.

“She doesn’t hold back and says what she feels. She often talks about other women. Her favourite is Cheryl, who she really fancies. Most women can appreciate another woman’s beauty but Amy definitely takes that to the next level.”

As for whether or not this story has any merit, well…The News of the World is the same publication that announced the Brangelina split right before the two were spotted canoodling. (Click HERE for the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Split Story)

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Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil Cross the Crack Beams…Again

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Ever hear the saying “two steps forward, three steps back?”…. Well, for Amy Winehouse its more like two steps forward, and a gigantic catapulting leap back! Amy and her ex-husband/drug pusher Blake Fielder-Civil are back together despite reports of Blake dating a stripper and Amy dating George Foreman’s son. While they technically may be divorced, the worlds most self-destructive couple have updated their social networking site Facebook saying they are “married” again. Oh for the love of all things holy…. Pals are saying the couple are ‘definitely’ back together, keeping in touch via a Facebook profile for Amy’s cat.

Per The Sun:

“Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?” says Blake in a Facebook post.

Blakes post prompted dozens of the couple’s friends to write messages of congratulations on the site. The two had ended their marriage when Blake divorced Winehouse on grounds of infidelity, after Blake went back to prison and after Amy trashed herself almost beyond recognition. But the two kept in touch and Winehouse’s father Mitch even caught them in bed together. Her father was so upset that he was rumored to have even faked a heart attack to make Amy realize how much he disapproves of their relationship.

Per Newser:

“Amy’s family, especially Mitch, will be furious,” a source says. “They have been so happy with her progress and are terrified that if she gets back together with Blake she will fall back into drugs again.”

To me this seems about as sensible as giving Kanye West a mirror and a microphone! Amy has even been photographed several times in the last two weeks wearing a pink shirt embroidered with the words ‘Blake’s Girl’. The reunion is the latest in a series of ups and downs for the couple, who are both recovering from heroin and crack addictions. Won’t be too long until their rollercoaster romance takes another plunge, I’m sure. They have secretly married once before, could they have really done it again?

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Amy Winehouse Stole Cocaine from Kate Moss

Amy Winehouse and her now ex husband are like dueling banjos of blow whores. Blake Fielder-Civil is squealing his Amy stories in effort to anger the crack hive and rob it of it’s crusty alimony bounty. His latest anecdote involves stealing from the Empress of Coke, Kate Moss.

Via Daily Mail:

“Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone.”

He continued on with his story about the fact that Kate is also a lush and was too drunk to notice the missing coke. It’s a heartwarming tale that should be made into a Christmas story. It’s like the mother ship was calling her home. Of course when you put a buffet of drugs in front of Amy Winehouse she is going to react like a ho on Oprah’s Favorite Things episode.

Amy Winehouse’s Ex Wants Cash for Cheating

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Amy Winehouse‘s sleezy ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil is demanding a $9.7 million dollar payout from the “Rehab” singer for being the inspiration behind her award winning album, “Back to Black,” claiming it was his cheating that gave her the material to write her hit songs. Are you friggen’ kidding me?!? Winehouse and Fielder-Civil were granted a quicky divorce this past week based on Amy’s adultury, but the judge has given them six weeks to negotiate the financial settlement or Blake will walk away from the marriage with nothing.

Per News Of The World:

A close friend of the singer told us: “Amy did write Back To Black when Blake left her, but why on earth should he be getting a dime for making her feel so bad? She was at her lowest ebb when she wrote that album. Her boyfriend had left her for another woman and she poured her heart and soul into the writing process.”

Amy’s friend explained: “The judge has given the Decree Nisi and the Decree Absolute will follow in six weeks. Blake has to make a claim before that but he has made it clear to Amy privately he wants millions. She believes she’s right and Blake has no real case for a stake at her money.”

Amy has reportedly told her friends that Blake won’t be getting anything from her, as well as it should be. However, they also say their freshly divorced pal is secretly pleased that Blake has decided to go public with the matter so she can “show him up.”

I surely hope she does show him up! Can’t believe the judge is even letting this happen in any way, shape, or form. Whats next – suing someone because you end up in jail from stealing money from them?

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