Christina Hendricks: More Than Just Boobs – PHOTOS

“I got practically no responsibilities, my job’s a breeze, and I got a killer rack! Good morning!”

That old adage is hand painted on 6 foot portrait of myself hanging in the lobby of my office building. (Ok, it’s more like… on a Post-It note that is stuck to a picture of me drunk on St. Patrick’s Day 3 years ago that sits on my office desk.) Regardless, that quote comes to mind whenever I think of Christina Hendricks. She is launching herself into stardom and boobs only get you so far in Hollywood, so she has to have the goods.

Currently she is bedding Doogie Hower in the New York Philharmonic’s production of Stephen Sondheim’s ‘Company,’ guest starring on ‘Body of Proof,’ working the ‘Mad Men’ set and filming ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It.’ Her resume includes 31 titles and at least 15 magazine covers (and counting) since her rise in popularity. Christina may be known for her natural busty figure, but she will be remembered for her talent.

Here are some fun facts:
*She is actually blonde, but has dyed her hair red since she was 10.
*Hendricks started as a teen model.
*Her measurements are rumored to be 39D-30-39.
*Voted Best Looking American Woman by Esquire magazine in 2010.
*Has been nominated for SyFy Awards (won), Screen Actors Guild Awards (won), Emmy Award.
*UK Equalities Minister Lynne Featherstone dubbed her positive influence for women and stated: “Christina Hendricks is absolutely fabulous… We need more of these role models. There is such a sensation when there is a curvy role model. It shouldn’t be so unusual.”

As a fellow curvy dame, I appreciate her attitude and talent. When I was in high school the Itty Bitty Titty Committee would tease me by asking, “When God was handing out brains were you off asking for a double helping of boobs?” Those C.U.Next Tuesdays have since developed a coke habit (not the carbonated beverage), would suck the alcohol out of a stick of deodorant and turned into such a disaster that Red Cross wouldn’t give her coffee.

Enjoy some pics of Christina’s lusciousness with Neil Patrick Harris and her guest appearance on ABC. You can see her spot on ‘Body of Proof’ April 19th at 10 pm ET.

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Robert Pattinson Goes to Hotel Drunk with Blonde Woman- PICTURES

We have all been here before. You are getting your ho stroll on and the martinis are flowing like obscenities from Alec Baldwin’s mouth and then BAM…you are doing the Drunk-N-Stumble into a taxi.

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Robert Pattinson was spotted drinking at The Ivy Club after attending the premiere and after party for “Remember Me.” However, Pattinson and his Twilight Saga costar, Kristen Stewart, are rumored to be dating/practically married/lovahs. This is all fine and dandy until you wake up the next morning and find a random blonde in your bed. (My immediate dread is that I will have to pretend to give him my number and then share my Pop Tarts with him before I kick him out.) They were photographed being helped into a cab before speeding off to Pattinson’s hotel around 1 am.

Maybe she was his…nanny and Sparklepants was just super tired and she was going to tuck him in and read him “Good Night Moon.” Meh…I hope he double bagged it either way.

UPDATE – Some readers think that this may be one of his reps/Unicorn Patch tamers/agents. What do you think?

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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Together Again

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Maybe her daddy is loosening her strings just a little too much lately… This past Sunday night, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan met up at the Grand Star Jazz Club in LA, cheesin’ for a couple of snapshots and appearing to have a great time together. While neither of them looked like they were drinking anything harder than a coke, the two have a bad history from their wilder days of partying together.

Maybe the two were simply sharing hair-dying tips, since both recently went back to blonde. Maybe Britney was schooling Lindsay on the art of the successful comeback. Who knows, But whatever it is, it simply just can’t be good. The last time these two hung out, it wasn’t long after that Britney was admitted to a psych ward, and Lindsay started on her bed-hopping quest, then declaring soon afterwards she was no longer straight. Hmmm… could this be the calm before the storm? Or maybe the key ingredient for the storm last time was Paris Hilton, who thankfully was missing from the pow-wow this time around. She was around both girls, along with Nicole Richie, when all their troubles and meltdowns started.

Word to the wise, Papa Spears – Keep Paris Hilton away from your daughter at all costs! And Doug Reinhardt – Run! Run while you still can!

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Britney Spears Back to Blonde Braless and Engaged- Photos

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Oh how I adore Britney Spears rumors. Today we are going with another engagement rumor coupled with her newly bleached weave.

Spears has been sporting a diamond ring on her left ring finger the past few months. She and her latest romantic attachment, Jason Trawick, have been on the wedding rumor wagon for months now. Currently, the engagement is fictitious so don’t be searching you mail boxes for invites to Brit-Brit’s nuptials.

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Kate Hudson Goes Brunette to Hide from Madonna – Photos

Ok, so that is just a theory. She does have the gigantic sunglasses and floppy hat incognito thing going on.

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Kate Hudson is striving to be the next Free Clinic spokesperson and thusly giving Paris Hilton a run for her money. Since her divorce she has been running around with notorious womanizers like the great Butterscotch Stallion (Owen Wilson), Lance Armstrong, Dax Shepard, Jason Statham and a couple of hot male models. To follow she is trumping that by dating icky Alex Rodriguez. Following reports that Hudson was digging into Madonna’s old toy chest, a fictitious feud broke out. Madge pulled the old “Kate Hudson who?” because she is currently nailing her some Jesus.

Now, People is reporting that Kate and Man-Whoreus Maximus are “getting close.” Despite the fact that he is still married, he introduced his new lady to his friends and his been following him around like a groupie.

“Hudson followed Rodriguez on the road late last month to Dallas, when the Yankees played the Texas Rangers in a three-game series. The actress and son Ryder, 5 (dad is Chris Robinson), stayed at the same hotel as Rodriguez, and the couple “worked out together in the fitness center,” says an eyewitness.

For one of the games, she sent Ryder and his nanny to the ballpark while she “stayed behind and watched the game from the hotel,” adds the eyewitness. “She remarked several times about what a big baseball fan she is!”

Ugh, I am getting herpes just from writing about this.

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Kim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair – Photos

Kim Kardashian is sporting blonde weave-like hair. She is super proud of it kids, so say something nice.

She Twittered about her bad Beyonce hair rip-off stating:

http://twitpic.com/438lt – I’m LOVING my blonde hair!
about 3 hours ago from TwitPic

@BrittGastineau do u like it for real? thanks britt
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to BrittGastineau

@KhloeKardashian Sleep tight Khloball! see u tuesday! Khloe do u like my light hair? I’m trying to look like u!
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to KhloeKardashian

Khloball? WTF? Poor Khloe. Why does the only cool Kardashian get a pet name that sounds like a slang term for an undescended testical?

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Images Via: Kim Kardashian’s Twitter, Pacific Coast News