Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Lines PHOTOS

Lindsay Lohan cocaine pictures are going to be her Christmas cards this year with the caption “Let It Snow Biatches!” While Lohan was claiming she was sending out S.O.S. emails trying to get a flight back to the US to make her court date, she was really taking pics with nose candy.

Lohan was caught partying some random French hoodrats while her lawyer tried to convince a judge that she wasn’t a walking Dyson vacuum (gobbling up lines with superior amount of suction) and was as sober as Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a Dublin airport. Because our justice system totally works, Lindsay has already posted bail and won’t be arrested. Instead she can continue looking for her passport and career in that woman’s hindquarters.

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Mark Wahlberg Fears Christian Bale has an Eating Disorder

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Christian Bale is notorious for his method acting and even used it as an excuse for his infamous rant. (Fun fact- Daniel Day Lewis is also a huge proponent of method acting.) So questions of just how far he taking his dedication to his latest role as a crack addict are rumbling. According to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) his costar and new friend, Mark Wahlberg, is extremely concerned with Bale’s health.

“You gotta eat man. You’re messing with your health!” Mark Wahlberg made that desperate plea to co-star Christian Bale when Bale continued to starve himself after dropping more than 40 pounds for their film “The Fighter” sources say.

The Dark Knight” star is said to have resorted to living off of fruit and water to drop the pounds to appear as a gaunt coke addict for his role. To further the worry he has been working out on top of the starvation.

“Wahlberg – a health fanatic who worked himself into great shape to play a champion boxer in “The Fighter” – has begged Bale to stop dieting, said the source. Mark feels Christian is taking the whole ‘in character’ thing too far. He’s afraid Christian is getting Karen Carpenter-thin, and he’s worried about his heart,” the source divulged. He wants Christian to realize that acting is a job, and it’s not worth risking your health.”

Remind yourself that this story comes from the National Enquirer. In all honesty I know very little about dietary needs beyond my own of cookies, booze and some Kashi Go Lean Crunch. (It’s a delicious cereal.) However, if one were living on an orange and a couple of bananas a day and then pumping iron at a gym I doubt he or she would be able to walk let alone spend 12 hour days on a set working.

If you look at some of the photos below Bale is indeed gaunt, but notice there is still muscle and definition in his arms. The baggy clothes further the effect of his frail appearance. This also isn’t the first time he has dropped weight for a role. Anyone seen “The Machinist” before? He followed that with a Batman film and was able to bulk back up.

My point? Mark Wahlberg is insanely hot.

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Lady Gaga Nude on Rolling Stone Cover

It’s no surprise that Lady Gaga is wearing a clear corset and gracing the cover of Rolling Stone’s June 2009 issue. The “Poker Face” singer is synonymous with risqué and odd fashion choices. She often walks the street sans pants and isn’t afraid to let her crazy run rampant.

Per Rolling Stone:

“The truth is, the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working,” she says (during Hiatt’s time with the star, she rocks a massive radio concert, takes advice from Cyndi Lauper at a photo shoot and suffers a brief breakdown at a Walmart.com taping). “When I’m not working, I go crazy.”

She is so into her music and art that she hasn’t got time for messing with men. During another interview she stated that all she looks for in mean is a “big d**k.”

The bit where she calls out the reporter for a stupid question is priceless.

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Harry Potter Actor, Jamie Waylett, Arrested for Pot – Snorting Cocaine Photo

A star of the “Harry Potter” films has been arrested after cops found a pot-farm growing inside the actors bedroom. Famed as bullying Hogwarts School pupil Vincent Crabbe in the movies, drug squad officers swooped in 19-year-old Jamie Waylett after receiving a tip. TMZ reports that police first stopped him in a car and discovered eight bags of marijuana inside his Audi. Waylett and a pal in the car with him were held at the scene on suspicion of possession.

Per The Sun:

“It was a pretty significant find. We are concerned the drugs in the car were all bagged up and ready to go.” said an police source. “Work now needs to be done to establish how far down the line we are towards dealing.”

Cops then raided the actors home that he shares with his family and seized 10 mature pot plants growing under powerful hydroponic lights. Waylett was then arrested on suspicion of production of a Class B drug. It was rumored 3 years ago that the Potter Bully had been involved in a drug scandal, accused of snorting cocaine. Waylett made no comment after leaving his home last night. He is due back to court in July. Such a shame! The kid was making a name for himself only to throw it away to earn a couple extra bucks selling drugs!

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Kate Moss Writing a Cook Book

It’s going to be a short book. How many pages can Yoo-hoo, coke and cigarettes take up?

Model and blow-ho extraordinaire, Kate Moss, is writing a cook book. Even better it is rumored to be filled with Jewish recipes. Thanks to the influence of her friend, Stasha Palos, Kate has been inspired to attempt to cook and because she is rich and famous this somehow entitles her to a book deal.

Via the Mirror:

“Kate recently cooked Jamie a slap-up Jewish meal following kosher techniques from Stasha. She loves her easy-to-follow recipes. It’s all she’s been taking about. Stasha is due to release her book this year and Kate has been testing out the recipes. Her friend Davinia Taylor has been helping and Kate is always on the phone to her pals for tips.”

I don’t know…is cocaine kosher?

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Ashely Biden Cocaine Video

The daughter of America’s Vice President, Joe Biden, is said to be a coke addict. A “friend” is shopping a video of Ashley Biden snorting coke.

The clip the source is shopping was captured at a house party earlier this month in Delaware. The incriminating drug video is being shopped to anyone with deep pockets by a male “friend” of Ashley’s. A total of 90 seconds of footage of the alleged VP’s daughter snorting blow. The seller insists the she knew she was being filmed and has currently set the price tag at $400,000.

Via NY Post:

“The video, which the shooter initially hoped to sell for $2 million before scaling back his price to $400,000, shows a 20-something woman with light skin and long brown hair taking a red straw from her mouth, bending over a desk, inserting the straw into her nostril and snorting lines of white powder.”

“She then stands up and begins talking with other people in the room. A young man looks on from behind her, facing the camera. The lawyers said he was Ashley’s boyfriend of a few years.”

This anonymous male shopping the tape has armed himself with two attorneys. He let The Post view the tape, but the media outlet refused to buy it. This is the second tape he has tried to sell of Biden’s daughter. He claims to have had a second clip of her snorting at a party in August of last year, but failed to find a buyer. So far he has reportedly entertained 2 offers that hover in the $225,000 range.

This isn’t the first time she has faced a drug issue. In September of 1999 she was arrested for possession of marijuana. A friend bailed her out of jail and blabbed about it.

Per Radar:

“Nat Berman, who attended Tulane with Biden, said she called him in Sept. 1999 to tell him she was coming over to his home. She called an hour later, he said, asking for him to bail her out of jail after she was arrested on possession of marijuana charges. New Orleans court records show Biden was arrested — but not convicted — on the aforementioned charges.”

He might as well put it in the discount bin at Big Lots. It will be old news by tomorrow.

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Lily Allen: Screw God, I Love Coke!

Here is a true English Rose that understands the importance of neon green boots paired with 1985 gray cut off shorts. (Please note sarcasm and mild appreciation for said neon green boots.) Lily Allen is a general walking disaster. She is looking like a Cruella DeVil stunt double on the streets of London. All she is missing is a fancy cigarette holder. I always knew Cruella was coke head.

Allen has been throwing her hat into the ring on the war on drugs. Of course she is Team Blow and defends snorting. Lily told Word Magazine (Via The Sun):

“The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you – you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that’s not true. I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work. But we never hear that side of the story. I wish people wouldn’t sensationalize it. Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”

She furthered the oratorical fireworks by slamming her record label for not treating her like the VIP she seems to think she is.

“I got £50,000 for my first album and I sold a lot of records. Twenty years ago, I’d have been booked in at the Ritz with five grams of cocaine on my table and 10 bunches of flowers. Some new clothes. A chauffeur on 24-hour call. Now I’m lucky to get an Oyster card. I ask for a hotel in Paris and I get a two-star place in the eighth arrondissement on my own. I’m like: ‘Do you want me to get raped and killed?’”

I bet EMI is thrilled with her outburst that is angering thousands of the paper’s readers. Some of The Sun’s viewers left hundreds of comments that voiced their disgust. Most had lost a friend or family member thanks to drug use.

If EMI didn’t want her bumped off before…they do now!

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