Do you really care why these fine male specimens are half naked and sitting around a locker room gabbing about Top Chef? I didn’t think so, but in case you want to read this “for the articles” here is some rambling for you.

ESPN has resorted to nudity to sell magazines. The cover of their Body Issues (mag issues not ‘does this helmet cover my dong and simultaneously make me look fat? body issues) feature athletes of various sports naked or near naked (never nudes). I have no clue as to who half of these people are. Unless it is Brian Urlacher (Call me baby. It’s ok you were Paris’ plaything. We will double bag it and get some Tilex.), celebrity athletes all look the same.

So enjoy the soft core ESPN porn.

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