Nick Jonas Gun Show – Photos

Nick Jonas Muscles Pictures

I am getting a severe case of the creepy pedos this morning. Nick Jonas is making me feel like a dirty old lady who occasionally peeks at the high school track team that runs by her house during the summer which then makes the dirty old lady feel like she has just committed a felony.

Anyway, Nick Jonas put on his best Baby Gap motorcycle tank top and did his no-slut strut around San Pedro Harbor. I look at photos teenage boys ripped like this and get a case of the sads for Justin Bieber.

It’s ok lil’ guy. Ladies dig the sensitive type. You can have chats about Sparkle-pires and flat irons together.

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Carmen Electra Pregnant – Baby Bump Photos

Is she or isn’t she – that seems to be the question of the day. Rumors are floating around that former “Baywatch” star Carmen Electra may just be pregnant. She has spent more than a week celebrating her 37th birthday with fiance Rob Patterson, but was seen wearing more clothing than normal, keeping her body under wraps. At the Wet Republic pool party at the MGM Grand Casino and Hotel, an adults-only pool, Electra was seen wearing a blue and beige flower-printed sundress with brown strappy heels. Quite puzzling for a woman who thrives on showing off her body, and surprising considering this woman has her own line of bikinis.

While there has been no official confirmation or denying from her camp about the pregnancy rumor, time will tell if Electra is or is not. Wonder if anyone kept watch on her alcohol consumption over her birthday shindig – that would pretty much give you the answer! All I got to say is she will make motherhood look glamorous if she is!

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Top Chef Contest Feels Used for His Body

I am “Top Chef” junkie. Food and tv is a stellar combination.

Last night Jeff McInnes was FINALLY sent home. He works at some restaurant named after a lady self gratification device, DiLido Beach Club. After finally get his boring self kicked off the show (ho please, you are no Carla) he whined to People that the show used him as some kind of “sex object.”

People Via MSNBC:

“Q: How do you think you’ll be remembered on the show? What impression did you leave?

A: I think the show used me as some kind of sex object. Every single show that I’ve ever seen, they have me with my shirt off in the beginning — which is kind of strange. I don’t run around the house naked half the time like they portrayed me. It seems like a camera was always following me around trying to find me whenever I’m taking my clothes off to change in the morning or at night. So, to be used like that is always fun.”

WHAT? If he did strut around in a state of undress I didn’t notice. He is about as appealing as soggy broccoli. So here is another open letter…

Dear Soggy Piece of Broccoli,

You are not that hot.

Love,

Hollywood Dame

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Taylor Lautner Looking for a Girlfriend

I am sure the “Twilight” won’t have too much trouble in looking for a lady to play his heartstrings. After fighting for his role as Jacob Black for the second installment of the vampire saga, Taylor has been practically living at the gym. He has been packing on the pounds to morph his body to fit the bill as the uber toned werewolf for “New Moon“. While he has been working every inch of his body into perfection Taylor Lautner told admitted he is looking for a girlfriend.

J-14 Via My Park Mag:

“I look for someone honest, loyal and someone who can be a dork. I don’t want anybody too uptight and trying to impress me. If they’re just a dork and really outgoing and fun, then that works for me. “

Any takers?

Taylor Lautner Talks ‘New Moon’ Role – Video

After successfully keeping his role as Jacob Black in the “Twilight” sequel “New Moon,” Taylor Lautner talks about transforming his body to fit the demands of the role.

He told E! News that he has been preparing for the physical transformation by working out daily since “Twilight” wrapped. Taylor nearly lost the role to Michael Copon after Summit Entertainment was unsure he could carry the revamped Jacob character’s body. After proving he could make the werewolf morphing changes, he secured his role for the next 3 films.

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