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Avril Lavigne Divorced Deryck Whibley for Brandon Davis

September 25, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Yes, we have more of this funckery. According to rumor, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley (his name sounds like slang term for only having one testicle by the way) divorced due to Avril’s love affair with Brandon Davis. Since the announcement of their divorce, Lavigne has been playing “I got married too young card” and dodging the real reason. In Touch states that Brandon gave her an ultimatum.

Per In Touch Via Celebitchy:

“In early September, he told Avril to choose between him and her husband. “Brandon really likes Avril, but he’s not keen on dating a married woman… Ever since they first met, they’ve had a connection. But Avril was married to Deryck, so Brandon kept it casual.”

Now that she and Deryck have separated, the insider reveal that Avril and Brandon are planning to go public with their romance.“They have major chemistry. They could wind up getting married,” says the pal, adding that the pair have been meeting at his mother’s Bel Air estate to avoid being photographed together.
They also had a rendezvous on a yacht in St. Tropez this summer, and Avril celebrated Brandon’s 30th birthday with him at Koi in LA on September 2, giving him an expensive art book as a present. “They are together,” says the friend. “He loves Avril.”

These two have been drinking buddies for awhile and were even spotted together back in July getting crunk together. They were doing shot after shot together and were even rumored to be snorting together.
Nothing says love like hoovering coke together.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Drugs and Alcohol, WTF?!? Tagged With: Affair, Alcohol, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley, Avril Lavigne Divorced Deryck Whibley for Brandon Davis, Avril’s love affair, booze, Cheating, Divorce, Divorced, Drugs, Ultimatum

Lindsay Lohan Contemplating Playboy; Kate Gosselin Turns It Down

September 4, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Well, at least there is one so called celebrity out there with a little bit of self respect. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $900kto pose for “Playboy” and is considering it. This isn’t the first time that “Playboy” would have approached Lohan, as they approached her back in 2008, with an offer of $700,000 that she turned down. Maybe if the up the ante a little bit by throwing in some booze and coke they just might have themselves a deal. We’ve already had the unfortunate opportunity to see Lohan nude once before in 2008, when she bared it all in “New York” magazine, so this really is bad timing on Hugh Hefners’ part, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen… Many, many times!

In other “Playboy” related news, at least one semi-celebrity has enough decency to turn down the offer. Kate Gosselin has been said to have received a letter from Hefner, offering her $400k for a spread in an upcoming interview. She reportedly turned down the offer, being mortified at the thought and claiming she would never do such a thing for the sake of her 8 children. “Playboy” is jumping on the reality-star bandwagon, with having the press-seeking Heidi Montag and Aubrey O’Day recently posing for their magazine. I’m proud of Kate for turning it down, staying true to her word that she is doing things for the kid’s sake.

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Hugh Hefner, Lindsay Lohan, Magazines, Playboy Tagged With: Alcohol, Aubrey O'Day, booze, Coke, Drugs, Heidi Montag, Hugh Hefner, Kate Gosselin, Lindsay Lohan, Money, Naked, New York Magazine, Nude, Offer, Offered, Playboy, Pose, Posing, Reality Show, Reality Stars, spread, Turned Down

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile – Video

April 14, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

[Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile -Funny or Die Video]

Good ol’ Funny or Die and Lindsay Lohan teamed up to create a PR move to make light of the recent break up with Samantha Ronson, restraining order and vodka binge. (I am sure that this was a normal night of booze for Lilo, but you know crafty gossipers like to spin.) Lohan created an eHarmony dating profile to get her some fresh strange

She also mentions that she single handedly kept gossip sites afloat. This is pretty much true. At Thanksgiving I make sure to include Lindsay, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in my before dinner prayer. (It confuses Aunt Yetta every year and to this day she believes they are distant relatives who live abroad and she is desperate to send them their holiday themed knitted pot holders. Trust me. It is easier this way.)

Filed Under: Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Videos Tagged With: booze, dating profile, dating site, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan eHarmony, Lindsay Lohan Funny or Die, restraining order, Samantha Ronson, spoof, Video, vodka

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Back in Rehab

February 26, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

He isn’t exactly shy about having a penchant for alcohol. The self proclaimed booze hound from “The Tudors” is back in rehab.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers decided to check himself into facility in England to get help for his addiction. This is his third attempt at drying up. His first try at sobriety was back in 2005 where he was in and out of Promises in Malibu. Most recently he attempted at treatment in April of 2007. That failed as he was arrested in November of 2007 in Dublin with charges of being “drunk and in breach of the peace.”

Recently at the Golden Globes he was seen beyond tipsy after celebrating the night at Ranch Bar on the sunset strip. He was helped out by directer Jim Sherridan at the end of the night. He also missed out on celebrating his show’s accolades at the IFTAS in Ireland. “The Tudors” won a total of 10 awards. Meyers didn’t show up. This could be due to the fact he spotted buying a bottle of vodka the night before.

Per Contact Music:

“I didn’t start drinking until I was 25. Since then I’ve been drunk maybe a dozen and a half times. When I do I’m like Bambi. I’m all over the place, hopeless, like a 16-year-old kid. People notice.”

I adore this man. I hope he gets better soon. He can seek solace in my bosom and I promise to hide the liquor.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Drugs and Alcohol, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Rehab Tagged With: addiction, Alcohol, Arrested, booze, Drugs, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Promises, Rehab

Amy Winehouse Robbed

January 30, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

International hot mess, Amy Winehouse has been robbed. While Amy continues to relax away in St. Lucia on a two month holiday, her London apartment was robbed and ransacked by thieves yesterday.

According to reports, the burglars made off with over $21,000.00 in stuff. Who knew crack-pipes and cans of Aqua Net were so expensive?

Via Yahoo News:

“According to police, the burglars, believed to be two men, gained entry into the home by kicking in the padlock on Winehouse’s door. Some of the items have already been recovered after being found dumped on the street, and the investigation is ongoing.”

Are the police really sure Amy didn’t leave the door open and the items in the street herself?

Winehouse’s rep revealed that, while Amy is upset about the loss, she is relieved her favorite guitar is with her in St. Lucia. I am sure the guests at the resort where Amy is staying are just as relieved she brought her guitar with her. Amy was more than likely too drunk or playing Scrabble topless to be reached for comment.

I don’t know about you, but I will be keeping my eye on eBay for slightly used ballet slippers, mesh shirts, and teasing combs.

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