Lindsay Lohan Heroin PICS, Kissing Paris Hilton PHOTOS

News of the World, the same rag that claimed Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split and was subsequently sued by the power couple, is breaking the (non)news that Lindsay Lohan enjoys heroin and making out with other women.

In some grainy photos NOTW has plastered on their site, Lindsay is seen crouching in a corner with a needle to her arm and giving the camera a ‘bitch please’ look. In another she is embracing Paris Hilton as the socialite kisses her cheek. The girls were at a “sleazy Hollywood bash” circa 2007 and dry humped on the dance floor as a camera snapped away.

“Speaking about the pictures, believed to have been taken in 2007, our source said: “What no one knows for certain is just how often Lindsay does drugs – or exactly which drugs she does.

“Lindsay has made no secret of her drug addiction. People are used to seeing her off her head.”

Well there is a resounding no-shiz moment. It is not exactly a secret that Lohan is a dirty pirate hooker and her acts of cokery knows no bounds. Regardless, enjoy your post Sunday church stroll, breakfast at Denny’s and trip to Sears with some photos of Lindsay Lohan using heroin and taking a ride on the Hilton STD dispenser.

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Images Via: X17 per NOTW

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie LEGALLY SPLIT

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Jennifer Aniston is exploding giggles and hauling out her Brad Pitt shrine and dusting off his old bong. The News of the World reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have legally split. Meaning they are diving up the rainbow nation child army and cash.

According to the media outlet, Jolie and Pitt met with a “high powered divorce lawyer” and agreed to split their $330 million fortune. As far as the kids…they will share custody, but all six will live with Angelina.

A source told the News of the World: “The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple’s split. It seemed clear they want the world to know they’ll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time.”

The report goes on to detail that no set date of Brangelina’s break up has been set, but all the paperwork has been done. What I’d like to note is the lack of evidence. The report failed to name this “high powered attorney.” So this lawyer could turn out to be Ally McBeal.

Another red flag on this Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split report is the quotes used in their report from a fictitious interview Das Neue (German magazine) came up with. Currently, reps are denying these split reports. So before all you Brangeloonies end it all by throwing yourselves into a fiery volcano, wait for an official announcement. Which will probably not happen anytime soon seeing as these break up rumors appear to be total crap. For those skimmers: ANGELINA AND BRAD HAVEN’T SPLIT…..yet.

UPDATE: Here is the big fat “Told Ya So” update. Click HERE to see the update on Brad and Angelina’s PRENUP Documents.

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