Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s brood had a dinner date with Gwen Stefani and her boys, Kingston and Zuma.
Brangelina Tribe’s Play Date with Gwen Stefani’s Kids – PHOTOS
September 27, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Angelina Jolie Confirms Secret Wedding Rumors are BS
August 30, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Stamp a big ol’ TOLD YA SO on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s mythical wedding reported by Us Weekly. As we reported, the tabloid was wrong in their claim that a secret French wedding was in the works.
Emma Stone: Natural Blonde, Mom Got Drunk with Brangelina
July 26, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Emma Stone was on ‘Conan’ and discussed many key current event topics like her natural hair color and her mother getting drunk with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
The ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ star admitted that she is a natural blonde but went red for a film. Judd Apatow is responsible for her love of the ginger hair hue. He had her dye it and she found that she felt “funnier” after ditching her blonde locks.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Secret Wedding – RUMOR
June 22, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Before you go scouring Le Pottery Barn for Brangelina’s wedding registry, hit the pause button.
In Touch reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a ”secret wedding in France.” Their rival tabloid, Star, is reporting that Angelina’s “secrets and lies” caused a trial separation between her and Brad. The rag points the break up at Angelina’s voodoo vag for seducing every man, woman and manimal that crosses her path.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Wed in India ?!
December 17, 2010 By 1 Comment
I have to take my shoes off or bust out my abacus to count how many times Branglenia have been set to get married. This story comes from the Globe and Mail so put on your imagination caps, take a grain of salt and climb on trolley to go to the Neighborhood of Make Believe…Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married.
“After years together as a couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot. In an obvious move for a man born in Oklahoma and a woman born in L.A., the pair are planning a Hindu wedding in Jodhpur, India. Actually, it all makes sense. You see, the Hindu priest who will be front and centre at the wedding is reported to have saved Brangelina’s relationship through couples’ yoga and meditation, and so the famous couple is going to get hitched at his ashram.”
The report goes on to describe Katy Perry and Russel Brand’s Indian wedding and how destination weddings are the new rehab. If you believe the Globe then set aside the entire year of 2011 back for their possible wedding date. Although I won’t be booking in India bound airfare anytime soon. At Least not until I hear about about Maddox ordering truck loads of orchids to be delivered to to the Chuck E. Cheese in Jodhpur and a hand tailored Italian pinstripe suite with a pocket square in aqua to offset Shiloh’s eyes.
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Angelina Jolie Slept with Voldemort
March 4, 2010 By 2 Comments
The title is about as legit as the story. In yet another “tell all” surrounding the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie topic, the author claims that Jolie indulged in S&M sex with Ralph Fiennes (who does a fantastic job of playing Voldemort in the Harry Potter films), Colin Farrell, Mick Jagger and many others.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie : The True Story is said to detail the split between Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, the mini rainbow nation of offspring they are planning for and who wears the proverbial pants in the family.
Via Life and Style:
Brad and Jen’s Split -
“Brad told Angelina just weeks into filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith that his marriage to Jen was over in every way apart from on paper and had been for more than a year,” says Paul, who spoke to an insider who detailed Brad and Angie’s secret trysts, which began soon after. According to the book, Brad told Angelina that he and Jen were just good friends and were waiting for the right time to officially end their marriage.
Number of Children Jolie-Pitt Will Have –
The book reveals Brad and Angelina’s plan to have 13 children. “Some will be adopted, some will be biological,” Paul tells the mag. And when they’ll have those kids may be up to Brad — because he’s the one calling the shots these days. “The power base in the relationship has changed,” Paul reveals. “Angelina wore the pants first, but now Brad’s the one wearing them.”
On Angelina’s Conquests –
“In the book, the sources say Angelina was sleeping with Jonny Lee Miller and Ralph Fiennes when she met Brad Pitt and she’d just ended a four-month relationship with Colin Farrell, because he was becoming obsessed with her, and he drank too much and wasn’t a good role model for Maddox. An insider claims that Angelina and Ralph Fiennes met for regular S&M sex sessions at a hotel in London. “They would order room service and watch the news together in bed afterward.”
In case you are interested, the issue of Life and Style also dissects Shiloh dressing like a not-so-closeted gym teacher going to your high school Christmas dance to chaperone. Basically the mag called up a bunch of stylists (not kidding) and a parenting coach (still not kidding) to dub her the new Chaz Bono.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Split, Angie Scared of Jennifer Aniston Nuttery
January 14, 2010 By 8 Comments
According to Star Magazine the Mighty Brange is on the outs again…you know, like they were last week and the week before that.
According to the rag, Brad Pitt and his love-muffin Angelina Jolie have been on the rocks since Jolie proposed having an “open relationship” with Pitt.
Via Star Magazine:
“Things have gotten so bad, sources say, the night before Zahara’s fifth birthday Brad stormed out of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in NYC, where the family has been staying, and took off on a solo trip to France — even though a party had been planned for his little girl! Meanwhile, Angie has been spying on Brad and even looked into hiring a private detective to follow him!”
If I was Jolie, I would have saved the money for a private detective and purchased Brad some Lady Bics in order for him to do something about his nasty chin pubes. This news arrives at the same time that the Mighty Brange was supposed to appear at the Golden Globes this weekend alongside Pitt’s ex-Jennifer Aniston.
When Brangelina announced it wouldn’t be attending the ceremony, rumors began flying that Jolie didn’t want to be near Aniston.
Via OK!:
“Angie knows everyone would be looking for any interaction with Jen,” a source says. “As strong as she may look, she’s actually very scared of Jen.”
Let me get this straight: Jolie’s voodoo vagina has been known to swallow men whole and she is supposed to be scared of Jenn, who plastered her sad face on Oprah after Brad dumped her? Right….
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Brad Pitt’s Secret Hotel Meeting with Jennifer Aniston
October 7, 2009 By 1 Comment
Should this be true, I bet Jennifer Aniston exploded with the happiness of a thousand rainbows and baskets of kittens.
So here we go with Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nuttery…again. Brad supposedly met Aniston in a hotel for a secret rendezvous in New York. Here comes the part where Jen is left sitting alone looking like a fat kid holding an empty donut box. Pitt didn’t make her eyes roll back into her head and point her heels to Jesus. Nope. He talked to her for nearly an hour, whining about Jolie.
Per Grazia via Daily Mail:
“She arrived at his hotel (Essex House) a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn’t exactly fair considering their history. But, the source added: “She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina.”
Someone get the Febreeze because this story sounds caca dipped and rolled in Jen’s fantasy diary.
“At first she was reported to be reluctant to meet with her former husband. But the magazine alleges Brad got his mother Jane – who is famously still close to Jen – to persuade her to meet with him and give some advice. She was brutally honest with Brad, telling him he was being selfish and had to figure things out on his own. He mentioned that Angelina is keen to work out their problems, but as far as Brad’s concerned it’s all but over.”
Now I know this is some mythical shiz. You know Jen is sitting at home trying to buy Pitt’s sperm off eBay. She wouldn’t have to be coerced into meeting with him. I am guessing this came from Aniston as she disguised her voice with scarf over the phone.
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