Angelina Jolies’ Birthday Ends In Tears

Let the rumor mill continue to churn! The latest rumor making the rounds is about how Jennifer Aniston has apparently ruined Angelina Jolie’s birthday. Jolie reportedly got angry after discovering hubby Brad Pitt has been secretly meeting up with Aniston. Jolie was hoping for a special celebration with Pitt and the kiddos, but once she found out he was having beers with his ex-wife, she had a meltdown. According to OK, Jolie canceled plans for her 35th birthday on June 4th after the rumors got the better of her, confronting Pitt about spending the previous evening being driven aimlessly around Los Angeles by a chauffeur.

A source close to the couple speculated that Pitt had been hoping to see ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. They said: “I don’t think Angelina knew where he went and that is probably why she got so mad.”

The source added that Jolie had wanted to take the couple’s children to see Sesame Street Live on her birthday, before spending a romantic evening with Pitt, but instead dismissed all her staff and spent the whole day inside.

“All the kids were looking forward to it. Afterward, Brad and Angelina had expected to do something romantic. At the last minute she told the staff the whole thing was off,” says the source. “She didn’t give any reason, just said that they weren’t needed and that she and Brad and the kids were going to stay home.”

Whispers are that Angelina is right with her concerns as both Pitt and Jen being in the same city are reportedly exchanging emails and messages. Recently there were reports that all was not going well within the Brangelina household and now with Brad’s latest escapade it seems it won’t be long before Brangelina is no more.

Next week I’m sure we’ll have reports of a Brad & Jen sending out wedding invitations while doing some house hunting with a baby on the way as Angelina turns to alcohol and sedatives to ease her heartache as well.

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Angelina Jolie and Ethan Hawke AFFAIR

Another day another tell-all about Angelina Jolie. This time the claims include: sexy making with Ethan Hawke, Lenny Kravitz and Ralph Fiennes. (We already knew she tapped Voldemort – Click HERE for the Jolie Fiennes latex story).

Honestly I would be more shocked to read a tell-all that talked about how she eats Lean Pockets while watching ‘Chuck.’The mag also reportedly dug up old quotes from Jolie’s pre-baby purchasing days and stuffed it into a story about being a voodoo-witch doctor type.

“She keeps dried powders made from herbs and roots close to her body for protection and does “cutting and voodoo rituals.”

I highly doubt that as she would fear the transference of calories by proximity. There is also some nuttery about Angelina Jolie humping Ethan Hawke while he was married to Uma Thurman. Of course she did. We all know married/taken men are on Jolie’s list of fetishes along with pleather, children from worn torn countries and Nice ‘n Easy: Gray Solution.

There is one viable shred of believability to the story…Brad Pitt was recently freed from his goat pin to have a night out with the boys. The mag reported that it was Brad “at his happiest when out he’s buzzed and talkin’ up a storm.” That I believe because you know Maddox picks who gets to have the talking stick at dinner and since Shiloh will hold the phone to his ear while he files his nails she gets earns it.

Enquirer Crosses a Line, Claims Jolie-Pitt Twins Have Down Syndrome

The National Enquirer” is currently running a tasteless article claiming Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins have Down Syndrome. They don’t state any actual evidence to support this claim, other than a few ‘experts’ speculating that it could be the case, judging from photos of the children.

Per Fame Crawler:

”They hate that their kids are under such intense observation. It’s very difficult for them to deal with. As far as their concerned, Knox and Vivienne are perfect. Brad and Angie aren’t the type to sweep sensitive issues under the carpet,” a friend of the couple says. “The twins are healthy, but if there were medical problems with them, I think Brad and Angie would subtly try to destigmatize the issue by not hiding them.”

In no way do I believe these children have down syndrome. Serious sweet cheek chubbiness that deserves a couple little pinches, yes – but down syndrome, no! What I do believe is that the Enquirer is taking it too far and cross lines that even we humble bloggers think is in bad taste.

Brad Pitt Thinks Jennifer Aniston Is Pathetic

It’s Thursday y’all, which means it’s time for another round of Aniston vs. Pitt vs. Jolie.

This time Brad Pitt is calling out his ex-wife’s attempts to get noticed.

Apparently, Pitt, an architecture buff, was not pleased when Jennifer Aniston appeared this past March on the cover of Architectural Digest-a mag that she knows he reads.

According to sources, Pitt found this to be an attempt on Aniston’s behalf to get him worked up and goes so far as to call Aniston “pathetic.”

Via US Weekly:

“Brad thinks she is pathetic. Brad feels this is all so desperate. It was a ploy to get his attention.”

Though I could care less if these two end up scratching out each others eyes while St. Angelina and the holy twins bake cookies, I am calling BS.

At the time the cover was released, Aniston was shoving her film ‘The Bounty Hunter’ down our throats. Seeing the ratings of the movie, it looks like this was yet another failed PR attempt.

Angelina Jolie is a Psycho, Self-Centered Control Freak

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Just in case you thought you knew the real Angelina Jolie, you totally don’t. At least according to her former bodyguard who sat down with “In Touch Weekly” for their latest issue painting a picture of Angelina as a raging psycho who is emotionally disconnected and even abusive at times! The ex-employee, known only as Bill, says she is a freak who always yells unreasonable demands to her staff and her children.

Per Huffington Post:

“She screams and yells a lot, then walks away,” Bill says, explaining that Angelina would often “disappear into her suite for hours,” leaving staffers — and Brad [Pitt] – to deal with her children. “She would punish them with silence,” says Bill, adding, “I think she could be abusive at times in a mental way.” If the children were to get upset by her withholding behavior, he says, Angelina didn’t seem to care. “She is not moved by tears,” he explains. Still more disturbing, he recalls, Angelina has a “quirky habit” of “giggling when one of her kids would start crying.”

Bill also claims the couple are also through with their honeymoon phase, saying they used to have spontaneous sex back then, but now sleeps in separate rooms. One of the possible reasons for their distance is Angelina’s condescending tone towards Brad. According to the bodyguard, Brad has come to dread Angelina’s phone calls.

“She’ll call him from the set to interrogate him,” he explains. “His face goes white, and he just stares at his feet.” When Angelina’s yelling becomes unbearable, Brad will “put her on speaker and walk away from the phone. Angelina will hang up and continue calling until one of the staff picks up.”

You know as crazy as this story seems I totally believe it. If their are two different body guards who are saying similar things about Jolie – it adds more credibility to this story. I know Angelina is a total opposite of the girl next door, but who knew she was such a headcase?

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Johnny Depp’s Angelina Jolie Restraining Order

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Johnny Depp’s longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis has reportedly asked Depp to cut himself out of his latest film because she doesn’t want to be another Angelina Jolie love casualty. As soon as Paradis found out Depp would have a major love scene with Jolie in “The Tourist” she started campaigning to get him the hell out of there.

Per NYPost:

“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with [Jolie's partner] Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”

So far it hasn’t worked as we’ve already seen pictures of the co-stars filming, but the NY Post says there is some behind the scenes manipulating going on and that it is possible Johnny could be replaced Pitt DiCaprio. Given Jolie’s track record, I would worry too! Jolie has a history of stealing other people’s men, credited with breaking up Pitt’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston and stealing Billy Bob Thorton away from Laura Dern during their engagement.

Filming started last month, and Depp and Jolie were spied sharing a laugh Tuesday on set at the Palazzo Pisani Moretta in Venice. In the movie, Jolie plays an Interpol agent who seduces a tourist, played by Depp, in order to flush out a criminal she slept with in the past. Oh Johnny boy, lets hope you’re not stupid.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Stage Venice Family Photo Op

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie seem to be taking their show of unity on a world tour! When they didn’t appear together in public for a month, reports surfaced that they were on the verge of a split. In an attempt to squash those reports, Brangelina are staging family photos “like a military operation”, sources say. In fact, the happy family photo ops in Venice were all staged, reports The New York Post.

A spy said, “They are usually very shy about being photo graphed, but now they’re making a point of being seen in public as a happy family unit. They’re making a statement. They want the world to know the reports are wrong and they are strong.”

The couple arrived in Venice with their children Tuesday, where Jolie is filming “The Tourist” with Johnny Depp. Since then they have been photographed out daily as one big happy family. Angelina had planned to travel alone for filming, but Brad insisted on tagging along. While a picture maybe worth a thousand words, I’m not too sure the words Brangelina are trying to convey are coming across that way. Despite the pictures, whispers are suggesting that the split between the couple is only a matter of time.

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Angelina Jolie Cheated on Brad Pitt with Lady Gaga

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Ian Halperin, author of the tell-all “Brangelina,” is insistent that Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga hooked up at a hotel last night.

A source close to the actress told IUC late last night that there was recently a secret rendez vous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night. Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa. Still, I reserve judgment on this one until I see more proof. Developing…

Why not? They both have equal opportunity crotches. I am sure that we could guess the ending to this. Angie will shave Brad’s horrid chin beard in his sleep and then slip on her favorite pleather body suit and ran off to marry Gaga in a ceremony officiated by Tiger Woods and feature Robert Pattinson as the best man.

Natalie Portman Vegan Home Wrecking ?!?

Seems as though Natalie Portman hasn’t given up her homewrecking ways just yet. (Read more about that here.) Portman has been dating a New York City Ballet dancer by the name Benjamin Millepied who’s reportedly a choreographer for her new movie “The Black Swan.” Sounds innocent enough, right? In most situations it would be – except for the fact that Millepied was still dating – and living with – his girlfriend of three years.

Per NYPost:

“They’ve been dating since the fall, although she told friends that she hasn’t gone public with it because she was waiting to see if things got serious,” a source tells Page Six. “But the real reason she was quiet about things is that Ben had a live-in girlfriend of three years when they met. She was a ballerina at the American Ballet Theater. She had been talking about marrying him and was blindsided by the split. She moved out right after New Year’s Eve.”

Are you really surprised? Rumor has it she once tried to steal Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie. I guess this girl likes playing dangerously. Its time to put a new face up on the “whos-portman-hitting-today” wheel.