Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Marry

This is pretty much the 875 claim that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married. It’s been a bit of a slow gossip week and Us is going with the ol’ standby of Brangelina cover. When they spun the wheel this week it breezed past break up, Angie snorting coke out of Lord Voldemort’s navel, Brad sending Jennifer Aniston I MISS YOU smoke signals and landed on wedding.

A whopping 3 sources (hobo paid in chicken, drunk girl stumbling out of the club and their former pool boy’s best friend’s cousin – the holy trinity of sources) told the mag that they are finally succumbing to the demands of their children and getting married.

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Angelina Jolie Highest Paid Actresses

Forbes has come up with their list of Highest Paid Actresses. Using info from agents, lawyers, producers and their own “insiders,” they came up with a top five that includes the usual A-listers.

Surprisingly enough, Sarah Jessica Parker is at the top of the money heap. She tied with Angelina Jolie with a $30 million payout from May 2010 to May 2011. Most of SJP’s earnings still come from ‘Sex and the City.’ Between the second film and reruns of the show along with her perfumes and her involvement in designing Halston’s clothing…she doesn’t need a slew of blockbusters to keep her in her Manolos. Parker does have two films currently in post production.

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Jennifer Aniston is a Homewrecker

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and the Circle of Ho Games is complete. The former ‘Friends’ star whose husband was snatched by the voodoo vag of Jolie is now up to her own husband thievery.

According to Page Six, Jen has moved in on Justin Theroux and has subsequently caused him break up with his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens.

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Maria Shriver Hires Divorce Lawyer

When Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger announced they were splitting up there wasn’t a mention of if they’d be heading to divorce court. But as you can imagine after all that’s come out in the last few days regarding Arnold’s affair with the housekeeper and the love child, the table seems to have turned. Maria hasn’t filed for divorce just yet, but she’s hired the big guns when it comes to divorce lawyers.

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Tabloid Roundup

In Touch – They are sticking with the Kardashians whining about (insert baby, dating, body issue here). This week Kourtney hates her wrinkles (despite only being 32) and we can give Momma Kris Jenner a slow clap for implanting this delusion into her kids at her Botox urging. Khloe is still battling the non-existent bulge and is reportedly opting for lip. Kim is also allegedly getting a butt implant because being able to park an SUV on her rump isn’t good enough.

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Angelina Jolie’s ‘Style of Jolie’ Jewelry Line – Sneak Peak!

Who knew Angelina Jolie had a thing for fine jewelry? Jolie has collaborated on a oh-so fah-bulous jewelry collection called ‘Style of Jolie‘ with former Asprey CEO Robert Procop, and it’s currently on display at Juliens Gallery and Auction House in Beverly Hills until it gets sold for charity. Many of the designs are modeled after things that the Jolie-Pitts already own, including an emerald ring that Jolie made with Procop a few years back as a gift for Brad – and we have the video for a sneak peek of the collection!

Per E! Online:

“What we’re showing here is a collection that Angelina and I have been working on for the last nine months,” Asprey says in the clip.

“Building not only a part of her style but real artistic forms using gemstones as the centerpiece,” he adds. “But our main mission is helping children in crisis by educating children around the world.”

Now you can finally finish that look off of “husband stealer” before a night on the town! Nine months in the making, Style of Jolie features cushion, emerald, and pear cuts of stones like beryl, set in classic styles, such as riviere necklaces and drop earrings. However, one of the pieces in the display is a vintage diamond choker worn by Jolie in the movie ‘The Tourist.’ Among other pieces in the collection: A green beryl tablet earrings she wore at the film’s New York premiere, a faceted black necklace she sported at the German premiere of ‘Salt,’ a 27-carat Gem Colombian emerald ring she wore while directing her first movie in Bosnia, and Jolie’s favorite piece – a necklace assembled from the finest collection of emeralds. A portion of sale proceeds of the jewels will benefit the ‘Education Partnership for Children of Conflict,’ the charity of Jolie’s choice.

However, you can’t just pop by and gawk at the jewelery before it gets snapped up, since the gallery is invitation-only. And even if you do happen to have a few hundred thousand dollars that you’ve been saving just for a moment like this one, well… chances are you’re still out of luck, because the auction is invite-only too. So enjoy this video of Angelina’s creations, because it’s probably the most you’ll ever see of them.

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Angelina Jolie and the 7th Baby Tattoo

It sounds like some kind of twisted Harry Potter book in which St. Angie replaces Harry and instead of fighting off an evil overlord; Angie is fighting off laughter and lazy Sundays.

Angelina Jolie is in Libya getting her badge in refugee community service. A picture of Jolie with a seventh coordinate tattoo made everyone run to Babies R Us to find their gift registry. Alas, according to In Touch, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are NOT adopting a 7th child. The new ink that joined the coordinates of her bounty of children isn’t for another baby. Brad reportedly had enough of touring the world of war torn countries and wants to settle down. Jolie gave in and agreed to move the family to L.A. where Brad can sweep his WELCOME mat and ride his motorcycles around the cul-de-sac. To celebrate this (non)special occasion, Angelina got another tattoo of the coordinates of Brad’s home town in Oklahoma.

“After dragging their kids around the world, Angelina, 35, has finally agreed to Brad’s long-standing request to settle down. But in return, she demanded a permanent commitment — the tattoo, which “signifies family unity.” In other words, Brad is part of Angelina’s family now — tied to her forever. And she’s acting differently as a result.”

I am pretty sure when he signed adoption papers and knocked her up with Shiloh and the twins it “tied him to her forever.” But I guess nothing says Togetha 4-Eva like a tattoo. I’m sure the Billy Bob tat was a fluke. (No I’m not.)

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Ricky Gervais Golden Globe Awards 2011 – VIDEO

Ricky Gervais hosted the 2011 Golden Globes Awards and opened with a monologue that left most of Hollywood’s elite angry. Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie were his first targets. He poked fun at the box office bomb that managed to garner several nominations, ‘The Tourist.’ Next he wondered aloud why ‘Sex and the City 2’ was snubbed as the airbrush team for the posters alone deserved a nod as he added, “Girls, we know how old you are. I saw one of you on an episode of ‘Bonanza’!”

What created the most tension in the audience was a punch line that hit a Hollywood vet who did not attend the event. Gervais brought up ‘I Love You Philip Morris.’ The punch line stabbed at Tom Cruise/John Travolta

“Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So the complete opposite of some Scientologists, then.”

Later Ricky attacked Robert Downey Jr. before introducing him as a presenter after listing his film accomplishments and adding, “But many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail.” Obviously it was in poor taste, and Downey snapped back with, “Aside from the fact that it’s been hugely mean-spirited with mildly sinister undertones, I’d say the vibe of the show has been pretty good so far, wouldn’t you?”

I still love Ricky and the thing about his style is that he doesn’t answer to the pampered celebs who demand decorum and worshipping at all times. He pushed the boundaries of respectability by attacking the easy targets with hard and sometimes low blows, but that is what you get when tap him for hosting duties. You can’t give him a room full of A-list celebs and a microphone with the expectation that he will bite his tongue. It’s like giving me a bottle of vodka while playing ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’ and not expecting my top to come off.

Brad Pitt to Play John Lennon in New Biopic

The Daily Express (via Digital Spy) is adamant that Brad Pitt is awarding himself the role of John Lennon in a new film that Pitt also wants to produce.

According to their report, Brad has been taking a break from pushing Angelina Jolie into rehab (click HERE for that rumor…) to woo Yoko Ono to get her blessing for the role. He has reportedly already hired a writer and plans to sing the Beatles band member’s songs instead of using back tracks.

“Brad wants to do all the singing himself and plans to take voice lessons. If he can’t pull it off they’ll use John’s own voice. Brad has also been immersing himself in videos and books so he can get Lennon’s mannerisms down pat.”

Yes, this is just what the world needs. Another John Lennon movie.

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Angelina Jolie in Rehab ?! – PHOTOS

If you believe Star Magazine then Angelina Jolie is headed for rehab.

Using an unfortunate picture of Angie looking like Lindsay Lohan on a good day, the magazine claims that “The Tourist” star is back to abusing heroin. The rag also has a tag line that she collapsed due to her addiction. Along with the “secret collapse” she and Brad Pitt had some “embarrassing scene in public.” Being that Brangelina is constantly stalked by paparazzi I would bet that any fight in public would be front page news for every media outlet.

The mag also used another unflattering photo from a premiere at Cinestar at Potsdamer. It appears as though the are fighting right there on a red carpet. Below are some more photos from the same premiere. They are both smiling and it provides a new angle to the mag’s pic.

Is Jolie headed to rehab? Based on the “proof” on the cover…I’d say she be more likely to be headed to In and Out Burger.

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