Tom Brady, You Look Ridiculous – PHOTOS

No real news besides the fact that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are spending the off season together in Brazil. They are a sickeningly sweet couple and are even starting to look like each other.

The duo are vacationing and hanging with some friends in Rio. Tom has been getting a ton of hate for his Bieber Hairdo, but it has now grown past The Bieb and into a frightening headband territory.

The long locks caused more of stir that his actual talent this year. During the football season, some of Tom’s biggest fans made fun of his boy band look. (Click HERE to see what Bill Simmons said about it…) It doesn’t look like he will be cutting it until he gets the green light from Gisele. He told Greg Hill that she was the reason for the ridiculous do. (Click HERE to see what The Patriot’s receiver Brandon Tate chided in regards to that…)

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Joe Jonas Cheated on Ashley Green !? – PHOTO

Oh those crazy Jonas Brothers are ditching their purity rings for nights filled with booze and debauchery. I suddenly find them more tolerable.

Joe, Nick and Kevin Jonas (or Eyebrows, Hot One and Ambiguously Gay One) were all in Brazil for a November concert stint. The boys stayed at Copacabana Palace and spent their down time having fun. The brothers hit up dinner at the hotel restaurant and Joe was reportedly seen having several mixed drinks coupled with a few beers. A fellow hotel patron squealed to Dishin’ the Dirt about seeing the Jonas Brothers

“The next day I woke early and went down into the lobby where a mom was complaining about how her 14-year-old daughter was crying all night because she couldn’t get a picture with Joe since he was so intoxicated and making out with a random tan brunette in the pool around 3 AM. Immediately, other fans gathered and started discussing it because they too saw Joe from the part of the hotel building playing ‘towel snatch’ with the girls,” the woman continued.

The witness types continued their tale with a story about their post pool party antics.

“After their pool party I took the same elevator with Joe, an unidentified girl, and two of their backup dancers Dani and Shorty. Both dancers were nearly nude with only a towel covering their private parts, while Dani would slip the towel slowly off her body and say, ‘Oh Joe, you like what you see?’… in a playing matter of course. Once we reached their floor, Joe departed the elevator hand in hand with the unknown girl, while both dancers left making out.”

This all reportedly went down while Joe Jonas’ girlfriend, Ashley Greene, was in LA. Don’t shoot the messenger here, but I find it hard to believe that Joe doesn’t anything with girls besides cry about his thighs.

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Madonna to Make Jesus a Summer Bride

Madonna and her boy-toy Jesus Luz are all set to get married. Well, sort of. Jesus Luz’s father has confirmed to a Brazilian magazine that his 22 year old son is set to wed the 50 year old Material Girl in a non-legally binding Kabbalah commitment ceremony. But although the couple will be linked together by the service, Madonna won’t be needing a prenup.

Per NYDailyNews via Brazil’s Quem (Who) Magazine:

“The kabbalah ceremony [in New York that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy.” says Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz. “I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity. I’ve spoken by phone with Madonna – in French, because my English is not fluent – and she appears to me to be a normal and polite person. She is feminine. I don’t feel she is a harsh person.”

The couple have already been acting like a family unit as they reside together in Madonna’s Central Park West apartment. Jesus has allegedly stepped up as a father figure for Madonna’s kids, playing ball with the kids, according to his father. Sounds like he’d make a good nanny to me, but husband material? Wonder what Guy Ritchie has to say about that!

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