Nicolas Cage Blamed for Son Weston’s Mental Breakdown

A few days ago Nicolas Cage’s son, Weston Cage, went fried chicken crazy after his trainer wouldn’t let him order something from The Farmer’s Kitchen menu. Weston broke down and attacked his trainer. He began pushing him and, according to TMZ, Cage tried to round-house kick him.

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Justin Bieber Suffering from a ‘Break Down’

This one comes from the National Enquirer so lets all put on our imagination caps. (I loved kindergarten.)

Justin Bieber is having a breakdown and going to go Britney Spears crazy according to the rag. His demanding schedule is proving too much for the 16 year old to handle. Between work, promotion and fame the Enquirer claims he has lost 10 pounds due to the stress and collapsed before a show last month. A doctor blamed exhaustion for his bouts of passing out. To add fuel to the fire, The Bieb canceled a show at the New York State Fair in August because he had run his body down to the point of being seriously sick.

A source told the publication (Via MTV UK): “Justin couldn’t go on. He hit the bed and virtually passed out. I think he was wiped out physically and mentally. He crashed. The vicious work treadmill finally caught up with Justin the night he canceled. He gives every show his all, but he suddenly got light-headed and very woozy. He had to go to bed because he felt dizzy. The kid is seriously fatigued.”

Why is does he look perfectly fine when cameras are around? “He puts on a brave face” says NE’s source.

“He’s still weak, and doctors insist that he rest more or else he risks another collapse. But he can’t – or won’t – because he doesn’t want to disappoint his mom, his manager or his fans.”

Bieber is due to make his VMA debut at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards. Despite being so sick that he must be feed with a eye dropper like a premature kitten (just a guess as to what the rag was going to say next), he has been Twitttering his excitement and attending rehearsals without any problems.

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Brad Pitt Breaks Down, Paparrazi to the Rescue – Photos

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Brad Pitt may be one of the most sought after men in Hollywood, but he isn’t above taking help from us peons.

The “Inglorious Basterds” star had some bike troubles while motoring around L.A. yesterday. He was riding one of his “classic” motorcycles when it broke down and forced the hounded actor to the curb. Pitt attempted to fix the bike but failed. Finally, he accepted an offer by a looming photog for a lift.

If this weren’t Saint Angie she would have sprouted wings before she’d slum it for help. Pitt was humble enough to accept the ride. I would also like to point out that his helmet had the words “Daddy’s Helmet” scrawled across it in black permanent marker. I find it endearing he wore it proudly.

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Jessica Simpson Suffering from Break Down ?!?

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica….ugh.

Simpson is starting to loose it. She is going to be found bald and practically covered in BBQ sauce after going nuttier than squirrel shiz circa Britney Spears.

Jessica Simpson suffered what people are calling a “meltdown” during her Grand Rapids concert. I call it being that dumb, but she is under fire after completely screwing up repeatedly during her sets. Going Gonzo reports that she forgot most of the lyrics to her own songs and even mouthed the word “sorry” to the crowd.

*While singing “With You” she just stopped singing mid-song. Her back up vocals took over the lead and bailed her out. Spies say that she “seemed a little embarrassed and said it’s difficult to be on stage and be so vulnerable.”

*She had the band restart her song “Pray Out Loud” after she failed to start singing the first time around.

*Through several other songs she kept getting lost and loosing her place in the song.

*While singing “Come on Over” she forgot the lyrics. Simpson then apologized to the crowd.

*While going into her last song, “Do You Know” she talked about wanting to walk off the stage and be done with the mess. After barely making it through the concert she thanked her band for “having her back” during the debacle and started crying.

Maybe she was drunk? Nope…I can’t make excuses…..she’s that stupid.

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