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John Mayer reportedly dumped Katy Perry via email. I bet that country kitten Snugglepuff McSquintz is calling Perry up and offering to help her sort through her tender feelings via song.
Now this is from Us and regurgitated by Hollywood Life, so let’s consider it purely based on evidence from Mayer’s history of douchebaggery.
The Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce saga keeps rolling with the drama. As my Aunt Yetta said this morning…
“This is better than my programs! Well, almost better than the time that adorable midget tried to save Chastity after the demons in the basement tried to kill her or the time Whitney and Chad made that incestuous flipper baby.”
Hollywood Life stated Katie was trying to force Tom into a divorce on her terms by filing for an emergency hearing that will be open to the public.
Unless the “begging” went like this…
Tom: Please?
Katie: No.
Tom: Fine. I’m going to go call John and see if he wants to…um…discuss Scientology stuff.
Katie: Bitch please.
I don’t believe it. According to People and a slew of other sources, you shouldn’t either. Cruise’s legal team is already starting to weave a plot into the media. First, they are putting together a legal filing of their own requesting his divorce terms.
Rumors of a Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split began as your average gossip fodder. Those pesky “sources,” “witnesses,” “insiders” and “close friends” where all whispering about various events that have led to a break up. One prominent rumor stated that Depp can no longer stand Vanessa’s jealousy over all his beautiful costars.
National Enquirer recently ran with the story that Johnny’s new ‘Dark Shadows’ costar, Eva Green, is trying to pull an Angelina Jolie and man-snatch Depp.
Kat Von D is still riding the Jesse James is a Big Ole Slut PR train. After we learned that James has the sex drive of Tiger Woods on Viagra and has been screwing anything with lady parts and at least 3 tattoos, Kat shared the details of her engagement, break up, re-engagement and subsequent break up…
Apparently Jesse “Vanilla Gorilla” James cheated on Kat . Insert a patronizing gasp because Kat wants us to feel sorry for her because she opted to scoop up Sandra Bullock’s cheating ex with a swastika fetish. WHAT? Cheating man whore cheated? SHOCK. She detailed the end of her engagement in a blog entry on Facebook. He cheated on Kat with 19 other women according to her account…
No armpit/sideboob tattoos could save Kat Von D and Jesse James’ relationship. Kat confirmed (via Facebook) that she and James have split…again.
Justin Bieber has some questionable friends. Spanky, Froggy, Porky and Buckwheat Chris Brown, Lil Wayne and Sean Kingston to name a few.
According to The Sun (via Digital Spy), these circle of friends who have a past boasting convictions doesn’t sit well with Selena Gomez. Their report says that Selena and Justin have broken up because she told The Biebs to leave his lady beating, drug possessing, gun toting friends at home.
For all you ladies (and gentlemen) who dig Swedish vampires…you are in luck. Alexander Skarsgard is single again! The ‘True Blood’ star reportedly split from Kate Bosworth.
Blake Lively will no longer be giving paparazzi face as Leo hides behind a bush. According Now! Magazine Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Blake.
After Lively met Irmelin she had her son hit the EJECT button on Blake. Momma wasn’t impressed with her ability to kiss her own rump and tales of becoming besties with Karl Lagerfeld’s and modeling his latest creations for Chanel. Now the ‘Gossip Girl’ has a big case of the sads and can’t pull her shiz together.
Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and the Circle of Ho Games is complete. The former ‘Friends’ star whose husband was snatched by the voodoo vag of Jolie is now up to her own husband thievery.
According to Page Six, Jen has moved in on Justin Theroux and has subsequently caused him break up with his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens.
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Seal — I Wish Heidi Wouldn’t ‘Fornicate with the Help’ – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe TMZ caught Seal leaving the airport and asked about his feelings regarding Heidi Klum hooking up with her bodyguard she has spotted hanging around with. He made the mistake of opening [...]
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Clint Eastwood’s speech at Mitt Romney’s GOP convention presented without comment because I like Clint, but I am not a fan of pandering robots.
The Mexican version of Powder and Jennifer Lopez sent a day at the pool with the fam. The couple has faced a plethora of John Travolta style rumors claiming Jlo’s ho is a fan of exotic messages and the men who hand them out above gay peep shows. Jen’s PR team spinned it with a [...]
Good ol’ Life and Style is hollerin’ from Mount BS that Adele had a secret wedding and married Simon Konecki. The rag based their claims on a photo of Adele wearing a “gold wedding band” on her left ring finger. Naturally the mag translated that into a secret wedding filled with “emotional vows” and a [...]
