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Rumors of a Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split began as your average gossip fodder. Those pesky “sources,” “witnesses,” “insiders” and “close friends” where all whispering about various events that have led to a break up. One prominent rumor stated that Depp can no longer stand Vanessa’s jealousy over all his beautiful costars.
National Enquirer recently ran with the story that Johnny’s new ‘Dark Shadows’ costar, Eva Green, is trying to pull an Angelina Jolie and man-snatch Depp.
Kat Von D is still riding the Jesse James is a Big Ole Slut PR train. After we learned that James has the sex drive of Tiger Woods on Viagra and has been screwing anything with lady parts and at least 3 tattoos, Kat shared the details of her engagement, break up, re-engagement and subsequent break up…
Apparently Jesse “Vanilla Gorilla” James cheated on Kat . Insert a patronizing gasp because Kat wants us to feel sorry for her because she opted to scoop up Sandra Bullock’s cheating ex with a swastika fetish. WHAT? Cheating man whore cheated? SHOCK. She detailed the end of her engagement in a blog entry on Facebook. He cheated on Kat with 19 other women according to her account…
No armpit/sideboob tattoos could save Kat Von D and Jesse James’ relationship. Kat confirmed (via Facebook) that she and James have split…again.
Justin Bieber has some questionable friends. Spanky, Froggy, Porky and Buckwheat Chris Brown, Lil Wayne and Sean Kingston to name a few.
According to The Sun (via Digital Spy), these circle of friends who have a past boasting convictions doesn’t sit well with Selena Gomez. Their report says that Selena and Justin have broken up because she told The Biebs to leave his lady beating, drug possessing, gun toting friends at home.
For all you ladies (and gentlemen) who dig Swedish vampires…you are in luck. Alexander Skarsgard is single again! The ‘True Blood’ star reportedly split from Kate Bosworth.
Blake Lively will no longer be giving paparazzi face as Leo hides behind a bush. According Now! Magazine Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Blake.
After Lively met Irmelin she had her son hit the EJECT button on Blake. Momma wasn’t impressed with her ability to kiss her own rump and tales of becoming besties with Karl Lagerfeld’s and modeling his latest creations for Chanel. Now the ‘Gossip Girl’ has a big case of the sads and can’t pull her shiz together.
Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and the Circle of Ho Games is complete. The former ‘Friends’ star whose husband was snatched by the voodoo vag of Jolie is now up to her own husband thievery.
According to Page Six, Jen has moved in on Justin Theroux and has subsequently caused him break up with his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens.
Aw, now there is a bit of creepy I am going to miss poking fun at. Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have split according to a source who blabbed to People.
Reps for both Scarlett and Sean have given the old IMMA NOT TELLIN’ while waving questions about their relationship away. The source insists that Scarlett has packed up her skinny jeans and exited stage left. No rumored reason accompanied the split story, but I am guessing it probably has something to do with finding Penn face down in a Russian hooker.
Media Takeout has another “blockbuster” news tidbit that has zero proof and little steam, but lets explore it anyway.
The site claims a “snitch” says that Beyonce and Jay-Z are separating because Beyone doesn’t want kids interfering that with her career.
“The insider explains,”The biggest thing [they argue about] is about kids, [Jay Z] wants them and Beyonce doesn’t. It’s all about her career, and she doesn’t want to slow down. Jigga is so adamant about having kids, that he just ENTERED A LEASE to a Los Angeles mansion – without his wife!!! The insider claims, “For now [Jay Z's] going to be staying in LA. Beyonce will be in NY. . . The hope is that with the time apart, the couple will decide to either have kids, or go their separate ways.”
However, all looked just fine at the Grammy Awards After-Party At L’Ermitage. Beyonce and Jigga left the party together as B was full of smiles. Aside from these “snitches,” who I am convinced are as real as the Tooth Fairy or Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety, there is nothing to support the claims.
Here we have Eyebrows awkwardly smooching his hired beard Ashley Greene in SoHo. Joe Jonas and Greene were photographed kissing just days after indulging in a baseball game at Coney Island. (Click HERE for those photos.) I stick by my assertion that this is in awkward pairing. Isn’t Ashley the trick who has nude photos of herself floating around on the net? (Yep, click HERE for those.) And isn’t Joe the Fairy Prince of Virginity?
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Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
It looks like Bruno Mars isn’t a fan of Adele. The ‘It Will Rain’ singer lost Best Pop Song to returning songstress and it appears as though it didn’t sit well with him. After Alicia Keys announces another Adele win, he appears to be throwing a temper tantrum. Joke? [shrug] Bad joke if it was [...]
Adele returned to the grief stricken Grammy Awards. While Jennifer Hudson sang a simple, yet powerful tribute to the late Whitney Houston, the awards carried on. The ‘Someone Like You’ singer returned to the stage after enduring several problems with her throat. She appears to be back on her game and even performed ‘Rolling in [...]
