Britney Spears Too Lazy To Shower

Perhaps this is the reason that Brit’s weave always looks so busted. A stranger-bitch insider-type is claiming that Britney Spears refuses shower and Jason Trawick gave Britney an ultimatum: shower or it’s over.

Per Heat Via Orange UK:

“Britney’s not the type to cover herself in pretty-smelling lotions. She hates washing her hair, so sometimes it can smell downright sour. She’ll sometimes grab an outfit and wear it two or three times a week. Recently she put on a sundress for the third day in a row, but Jason refused to leave the house with her until she put on something else. She was the same when she was with K-Fed,” said one friend. “Thankfully, she’s trying more now because even she knows you couldn’t think of a more embarrassing reason for a relationship to break down.”

The report claims that she is simply too lazy to wash her budget extensions and change clothes. Let’s hope she dipped her head in some Suave recently. She just finished shooting her cameo for “Glee” yesterday.

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Images Via: Dlisted, Britney Spears’ Twitter

Ryan Phillippe Whines to Howard Stern: I’m Tired of being S**t On!

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Oh yes kittens. I have a love/hate view of Ryan Phillippe. He is just one of the many men going sex maniac crazy in Hollywood right now. Comparatively, he appears to be saint-like when it comes to his fellow cheating cohorts. He isn’t begging to pee on anyone or running around in nothing but a German officer cap wielding a crotch guest list that that reads more like the line up for the Kat Von D lookalike contest.

Ryan Phillippe split with Abbie Cornish in February and it became a nasty feud of he-said, she-said when it came to who did the breaking up. Ryan went on Howard Stern to whine about the negativity that has surrounded him.

“”I have a new rule: not to date anyone who has a publicist. Who announces a breakup? I don’t understand that! There’s no need for that. I’ve been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese [Witherspoon] and I divorced. I’m tired of getting s*** on,” Phillippe, 35, told Stern (Via Us Magazine). “I don’t feel like I deserve it. Things happen! How many people have you broken up with over your life?”

Man-whore said what? Since cheating on Reese with Abbie, then reportedly cheating on Abbie after being spotted multiple times entertaining random blondes on his lap… I find it hard to feel sorry for the guy. However, if Clorox made a condom I would still consider hitting that.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Engagement Rumor Ring – Photos

Before you Twihards who are biding their time for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to officially announce they are in love, want to have lots of sex and babies and get married consider the source this rumor is coming from.

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Now Magazine (the same mag that claimed Kristen Stewart was pregnant) is now claiming that KStew wants to go public with their relationship and get married.

Now Magazine Via MTV UK:

“She wants to get married and have kids, but Rob’s not ready. He gets stressed out whenever she starts talking commitment and it causes some nasty rows. Some people think Rob’s still set on playing the field.”

Another source said: “Rob’s so immature. He thinks that as this big movie star he can do whatever he wants, but he should realise [sic] that Kristen deserves better. Some of us wonder if he’s serious about her at all. He seems intent on keeping his options open. If he doesn’t grow up I don’t think the relationship has any future for Kristen.”

The rag furthers the report that Stewart and Pattinson fight nonstop due a possessive nature.

“Kristen hates the thought of Rob and Emilie spending time alone together. She’s doing her best to be with Rob whenever she can.”

They continued: “It’s driving Rob nuts, he likes doing his own thing and having time to himself, but Kristen has got really needy over the past few weeks. She’s worried he’ll run off with Emilie or some other chick that catches his eye.”

Oy. You can file this under Probable Crap subsection – Musings of the Bored. Beats their mythical babies theory though. In the meantime, you Twihards can indulge in spending your Hot Topic allowance on replica jewelry. Why didn’t I think of this? A site has created jewelry from the Twilight Saga Movies and is selling replica rings, bracelets and necklaces inspired by the films.

Currently they are pumping out an engagement ring that is supposed to be identical to Kristen Stewart’s character, Bella Swan, engagement ring.

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Images Via: Runswithvampires

Kate Winslet and Husband Divorce

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Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes have parted ways. According their attorney team they legally separated at the beginning of 2010.

Via BBC:

“Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year. The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children. They ask that the media respect the privacy of the family.”

This is Winslet second marriage. “The Reader” Oscar winner was first married to director Jim Threapleton and had her daughter Mia, 9. She then married Sam in 2003 and had a son named Joe who is now 6.

The couple have yet to sign divorce papers, but the official end is near. I am sure most of you tweens are scratching your head and wondering who Winslet played in Twilight. But before there was Eddy and Bella, Jonas Brothers making their way through Disney channel’s evening lineup…there was Jack and Rose.

Jamie Campbell Bower Dating Bonnie Wright Photos– CONFIRMED

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It appears that after months of playing coy, Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are dating. According to OK! they have been dating for months. Bonnie, who plays Harry Potter’s love interest Ginny Weasly, confirmed that she and Bower are a couple. It appears that Bower may have dumped his old girlfriend he was toting to events in order to woo Bonnie. (Click HERE for those photos and article.)

“Yes, we’re dating. We’ve been seeing each other for a few months, it’s good. We’re going to the BAFTAs together on Sunday.”

They have been spotted together several times but denied any romantic involvement. Bower is now famed for his involvement in the Twilight series playing Volturi member, Caius. Bonnie and Jamie met on the Harry Potter set while filming the last of the Potter films, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” He has undertaken the role of Dumbledore’s best friend turned second most evil wizard, Grindelwald.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Sue for Break Rumors, Kiss at Super Bowl – PHOTOS

Here is a big juicy I told you so! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are coming down from Mount BettaThanU to sue News of the World for shilling break up blasphemy.

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In case you were busy fixing a bad hair dye job that left you looking like Cheetara (true story) and missed the entire Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up debacle in late January, click HERE for a recap. Since the publication of the split story, the power couple have gotten sue happy.

Via BBC News:

Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are suing the News Of The World newspaper after it published allegations about their relationship.

In a story published on 24 January, the paper said the couple would separate and had agreed the division of assets and custody of their children. The couple’s lawyer, Keith Schilling, called the “widely republished” allegations “false and intrusive”. He added the paper had failed to meet “reasonable demands” for an apology.

To further prove that Jolie’s voodoo vag still has its claws sunk into Pitt, they were photographed kissing and being all cuddly at the Super Bowl with their son Maddox happily watching the Saints own the Colts.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Legal Documents Actually a Prenup

Here we go again. These two have been rumored to be splitting up, getting married, while buying babies from some village in Haiti. So here are the new stories being pumped into you Brangelina hongray eyeballs….

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Life and Style (via Starpulse) is probably the closest to the truth:

Brad and Angelina had a meeting with a top law firm in L.A. in December, where they worked out terms of a legal document similar to a pre-nup. The couple signed the document in early January. They agreed to share their money and assets and custody of their six children, all of whom would live with Angelina in the event of their parents’ break-up. They didn’t talk to the lawyer about splitting, nor was that ever mentioned at the meeting. Brad and Angelina aren’t splitting right now.”

TMZ is bashing reports that Brad and his chin pubs of power bought a bachelor pad.

“The home — located in the Hollywood Hills — is the newest piece of Brad’s master plan to expand the sprawling compound he shares with Angelina and their 86 children. The evidence is clear — first off, Brad purchased the home back in August — long before rumors of a break up began to make the rounds. Second — the place was a dump and Brad couldn’t move in — even if he wanted to — because the home was far from livable at the time he bought it.”

OK Magazine wins the award for Supreme Nuttery in the Category of Fictitious Hook Ups at Buffet Lines or Juice Bars Officiated by George Clooney. The mag basically states that Brad did his ho stroll for Jennifer Aniston at the buffet line backstage at the Hope for Haiti Telethon. They ended up crying on each-other’s shoulders and pledging their reborn again virginity to Kirk Cameron.

“Leave it to sly George Clooney to play matchmaker. When the actor asked both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to volunteer for the Hope For Haiti Now telethon he was staging in L.A. on Jan. 22, he knew the two were bound to bump into each other. And they did just that, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet at the live event — while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was in NYC for a photo shoot.”

One thing that we know for sure is that these covers will be the new wallpaper for Jen’s spare bathroom.

Britney Spears Dumps Cheating Jason Trawick – Photos

Men are whores. I am too, but at least I am not doing my ho stroll while telling Britney I wanna run my fingers through her weave for the rest of my life.

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Jason Trawick was reportedly caught cheating on Britney Spears. The ‘3’ singer was said to be close to another engagement after her disastrous marriage to Lord of the Funyuns left her ham sandwich crazy. She managed to rise back to a new level of success and started dating a man who has a full time job and doesn’t smell like day old Taco Bell. That is all over according to a spy who caught Jason having cuddle time with another woman.

“Ella Davis, who was in the unfortunately named bar at the time, said: “Jason left the bar with two bottles of water – and a stunning girl who looked like Britney did five years ago.He had his arms around her and they looked extremely comfortable in each other’s company.”

At the news of Trawick’s cheating, Spears was said to have called him and ripped him to pieces. She then dyed her hair and refused to take any of his calls. Momma Lynn also came to console Brit-Brit and the two hit a hotel and shopping.

“When she heard he’d been caught canoodling with two girls in The Roger Room, it was the last straw. She was absolutely gutted and feels betrayed.

“She called her mum who flew in from Louisiana to be with her. They checked into the Mondrian and Brit had some black hair dye, saying she needed a change. Only recently Britney told friends she was hunting for an engagement ring – so this has come from nowhere. Everyone is assuming it’s over – for the time being anyway. It is very sad.”

Below are photos of Britney sporting her black hair on Wed. January 7th, 2010. She is sporting her angry face so there is some truth to hair dying and case of the sads.

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Jonas Brothers Break Up, Nick Jonas the New Justin Timberlake

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The rumor mill is working overtime lately, with sounds of the Jonas Brothers breaking up kicking into high gear. Oh come on, you know your inner tween is crying at the mere thought! Apparently, older brother Kevin just isn’t feeling the group anymore since tying the knot with girlfriend Danielle Deleasa a couple of weeks back. Being married has given the guy a new outlook on life, bumping his new wife up to his number one priority. My guess is the wedding night has something to do with that! Youngest brother Nick has been entertaining thoughts of going out on his own lately, fronting the new band of his called Nick Jonas and the Administration.

Per PopEater:

“Nick sees himself as the next Justin Timberlake and brother Joe knows it,” a friend tells me. Nick already has a solo album out February 2 and a 14-city tour.”

So this leaves us with poor, left out in the dark Joe.

“Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group.”

That sound you hear is a million teenage girls hearts shattering into pieces! What ever happened to blood being thicker than water? And if they are indeed splitting up, who gets custody of their hair stylist?

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Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift BREAK UP, Lautner Single and Looking

I hope he is prepared to feel the fury of a kitten’s scorn via song.

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Taylor Launter and Taylor Swift have broken up after just a few months of dates including yogurt eating and mom chaperoned dinners. A source flapping their jaw to Us Weekly stated that Swift just wasn’t that into him. (Ho has seen his abs…right?)

“It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends,” a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. “There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived.”

Gee…really? I think it was pretty obvious their relationship was PR crafted. In fact, the source also stated that Swift didn’t really put effort into their relationship.

“He liked her more than she liked him,” the source tells Us. “He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn’t travel much to see him.”

Don’t be surprised if these two temporarily reunite around the same time their movie, “Valentine’s Day,” starts the premiere press train. Until then, the “New Moon” star is always on the prowl for a girlfriend. I can already hear the sound of Twihard girls squeeing with glee as they chant “Taylor Lautner is SINGLE!” while rummaging through the laundry for their Team Jacob panties. There will be a sudden surge of kidney’s being sold on the black market in order to raise funds for the purchase a napkin Lautner wiped his mouth on while eating 12 pounds of steak at the Cheesecake Factory.

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