Bret Michaels’ ‘Billboard Magazine’ Cover

… Can we say ‘Photoshop Award of the Week’, or has Bret Michaels gone all ‘Benjamin Button’ on us and is only getting better looking with age? Although Michaels appears to have abs that would totally crush Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s, his picture on ‘Billboard Magazine‘ comes off looking way too air-brushed. Maybe it’s the fake bake tan. Or the body oil. Or, you know, the fact that it’s obviously been altered.

Per 411mania:

Bret is promoting his new show, Life As I Know It, with a cover story in Billboard.

“It’s an all-access backstage pass into my everyday life, about finding balance between my passion for my family, my relationship with [girlfriend] Kristi [Gibson] and being on the road,” he said.

Bret also talked about his career longevity.

“Writers always use the phrase ‘aging rocker,’ and I’m like, “What other option do I have?” You’re either aging or you’re dead. So I’m embracing it,” he said.

While I’m not knocking the fact that Bret probably does have a nice little body on him, something about this picture just doesn’t look right … His navel looks like a cubby hole. One arm appears slightly bigger than the other. He has no hips and his neck looks like it’s bloated. Surely the photoshop artist on this one has been fired, right?

Thoughts?

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