LAWD. Snooki is going to give birth to a drunken Ewok and now Megan Fox might be pregnant with a mini trailer park sage with a case of mythical OCD. I weep for humanity.
Vanessa Marcil Marries Carmine Giovinazzo
July 14, 2010 By 3 Comments
Was there something special for marriages this past weekend that I missed the memo on? Actress Vanessa Marcil – Brian Austin Green’s ex – and “CSI: NY” actor Carmine Giovinazzo were also married last weekend! Who knew they were even a couple? It’s his first marriage and her second. She was married to Corey Feldman for a little over three years in the early ’90s.
Per Us:
“They were married in New York on Sunday night with family and close friends,” the rep adds.
Vanessa and Brians’ son Kassius certainly has expanded his family recently. Vanessa’s marriage comes less than a month after Brian tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Megan Fox in Hawaii (read about that here.) Congratulations!
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Megan Fox in an Open Relationship with Brian Austin Green
July 27, 2009 By 1 Comment
The ho from “Transformers” is back with her ex-fiancé. Sort of. According to OK! And NY Daily, Megan Fox is maintaining a relationship with Brian Austin Green in which she can have sexy times with anyone while he is only allowed to be with her.
Via NY Daily:
“They’ve agreed to an open relationship where Megan can see other men but Brian can’t date anyone else,” says the mag, and she has six months to decide if she wants to marry him.”
Either this girl is either an evil genius or the reason why free clinics are stocking up on Valtrex. My vote is for later being that she has earned the nickname Professor Whore Face.
Quotables:
D-Listed – “The average person has to down Kiefer Sutherland’s entire liquor cabinet just to get through a Megan Fox “performance.”
Megan Fox ‘Jonah Hex’ and ‘Esquire’ Photos
April 28, 2009 By 1 Comment
Some pictures of Megan Fox have leaked. The “actress” is seen on the set of her latest film, “Jonah Hex” which co-stars Josh Brolin and Will Arnett.
I am doing my best not to hate on this girl. It’s easy, right ladies? I mean she’s smokin’ hot but chooses to bang Brian Austin Green. That alone is enough. Brian Austin Green wasn’t even close to hot when he was on “Beverly Hills 90210.” Such a tool. And she took that unbelievable body of hers and covered it with completely random tattoos such as Marilyn Monroe’s face that adorns her forearm. I guess this is why guys love her: smokin’ hot, not a lot of sense, and willing to bang complete tools. She’s a dreamgirl.
So the film is about some comic book anti-hero who has a scarred face and a bad attitude. However, I am sure if you are looking at the pics, you could care less about the dudes in the film. The costume department has laced Megan into corset making her look like a real live version of Jasmine from ‘Aladdin’. Urg! Is it not enough that she is skinny on her own?!?
Also, the Fox is being featured as the first live-action cover of ‘Esquire’ magazine.
Via ‘Esquire’:
“You probably noticed there’s something different about this Megan Fox cover tease for our next issue: It wasn’t shot with a camera. At least not a still camera. For the first time in Esquire’s history (and, we imagine, magazine history in general), a cover image was shot as a video. Using the RedONE, a video camera that captures images at four times the resolution of high-definition, photographer-director Greg Williams recorded ten minutes of loosely scripted footage with Fox — getting out of bed, rolling around on a pool chair, inexplicably lighting a barbecue.”
Great. As if the teasers of her flashing her lady bits and garter belt isn’t enough to set my self-esteem back a few years.
The issue of ‘Esquire’, in which Megan tackles such tasks as rolling around, will be out in May.
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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Split
February 24, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Did I call this break up or what? Megan Fox realized she is one of the hottest women in Hollywood and broke off her relationship with Brian Austin Green.
Us mag is reporting that the two have called it quits. Fox and Green broke up in a friendly fashion according to the source.
Per Us Magazine:
“The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
My guess is Megan is getting a spray tan somewhere saying, “Brian who?” Meanwhile Green is curled up in a ball playing “Love Hurts” over and over again. Poor guy. I kinda hoped having to deal with Tori Spelling on daily basis would earn him some good karma.
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Megan Fox Wedding Plans
November 19, 2008 By 4 Comments
Poor delusional Brian Austin Green. He seems to think that Megan Fox is actually going to marry him. I will eat my own shoe if this happens.
While at the GQ party last night Green was smiling from ear to ear and talking about how his wedding plans. It’s kinda sad really. Poor guy. He was gushing like a little girl with a new puppy to People magazine.
“The ceremony will be] small. Originally we were talking elopement and now we might have a few people there. You might hear about it the week after.”
Then when the magazine asked Fox about her future husband she called him a “really great person.” Ouch.
“[He is] a really great person. When I’m not working, I’m at home [with him] all the time.”
I am imagining this the future Tom and Katie. She will slipping napkins with the words “HELP ME!” on it in no time.
