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Demi Moore has confirmed that she is divorcing Ashton Kutcher. Hobo Jesus is now free to bareback as many club tricks in hotel hot tubs as he wants. Someone CC this to every Free Clinic in the tri-state area.
While she Demi didn’t direct state that Ashton’s philandering peen was to blame for their split, she did issue a statement that hints at it…
People has reported that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have welcomed a baby boy. Tom, quarter back for the Patriots, has a son with former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. This will be the ex Victoria Secret model’s first child.
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Gisele’s mother and twin sister were present for the birth of their first son together. Tom seemed excited and stated the do not have a name yet.
“I don’t have any picks, so we haven’t really chosen one yet. But everyone is great. Everyone is doing really well.”
Brady’s ex-girlfriend and first baby momma, Bridget Monynahan, also released a statement regarding Tom and his first son.
“I wish [Tom and Gisele] the best with their baby,” the actress, 38, tells PEOPLE in a statement. “I’m sure my son will enjoy having a half-sibling. I ask the press to respect our privacy while we are welcoming this new addition to our extended family.”
I am sure everyone will be reading into the statement to find any once of bitchery available. I say, meh. Who wants to go grab some breakfast burritos?
Well… is she or isn’t she? Today, the answer appears to be no. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says there is no baby on the way for him and his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Hmm… but wasn’t it only a few days ago that Hollywood Dame, among others, were reporting that Gisele was indeed pregnant? RadarOnline.com also reported last week that Bundchen herself is telling friends she’s pregnant. In addition to that, rumors had been circulating that the Brady’s are expecting since Gisele and Tom were pictured walking into an OB-GYN office. So what gives, Tom? During an interview with AP, the football star talked about the importance of a wife and children, but when asked if he and Gisele were expecting he simply answered “No.”
Per OMG Yahoo:
“One is enough,” Brady said. “I have dogs and that’s all I need.”
Brady already have one child, 22-month-old son Jack, with his ex Bridget Moynahan. He could be lying about the possible bun in the oven, though. I seem to recall Tom Brady furiously denying any sort of an engagement between the couple on February 18th of this year – Before getting married eight days later. But his son is still under two years old so maybe he just wants some space between kids. Or time to enjoy his honeymoon life… Now forgive us for not exactly taking that as sufficient cause to call off the Bundchen Bump Watch. Remember – as The Who once sang “We Won’t Get Fooled Again!”
Remember when baby daddy stealing Gisele Bundchen talked crazy to Vanity Fair about her Tom Brady’s son being “100% her own” baby? Yeah, that didn’t sit well with his real mother.
Bridget Moynahan is furious with Gisele. The newlywed Victoria Secret veteran wasn’t exactly in the good graces of Bridget, but now that she has brought baby John into her press whoring the gloves are off. A “friend” of team Moynahan went to Page Six and revealed her wrath.
“If Gisele loved Bridget’s child like he was ’100 percent her own,’ then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom’s virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.
Don’t you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can’t find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget’s child?”
Egads. Someone is going to get an earful from someone’s attorney. I am guessing Tom doesn’t ask Gisele to do anything. Princess Chi Chi’s probably does, says and gets whatever her perky bum wants. The “friend” also added in a final quip…
“Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.’ “
This is true and hence my aversion to children. I once called the little mongrel boys next door “those things of mass destruction their parents call children” and I am no longer on their Christmas Card list. Which is said because I now lack something festive to line my kitty’s poo box with.
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Speaking of baby-napping….
Mothers of the world look out! Supermodel Gisele Bundchen will steal your baby! OK, not technically, but Bundchen has come forward to talk openly about her relationship with new husband Tom Brady which began right around the time Brady found out his ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, was pregnant with his child.
Bundchen tells US Weekly:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, ‘This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops—wake-up call!’”
Gisele goes on to gush about how being in this situation with Brady showed her how big his heat is. I am certain if Brady was another Joe Schmoe she would have stuck things out with him too.
Although actress Bridget Moynahan is technically the mother of star quarterback Tom Brady’s son, John Edward Thomas, that isn’t stopping Bundchen from claiming parental rites to the lad:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”
You’re right Gisele. All that morning sickness, weight gain, and stretch marks mean nothing as long as you’re the one holding the tyke for all the paparazzi pics.
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Sorry Ladies! Looks like New England Patriots starting quarterback Tom Brady is off the market! He and supermodel Gisele Bündchen got married in a small, private ceremony in Santa Monica on Thursday just before 6 p.m. The couple have been dating since 2006. The ceremony began at dark and included mostly immediate family, including Tom’s 1 1/2 year old son John Edward Thomas Moynahan he has with ex girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. A pal close to the couple told Us Bundchen and Brady are perfect together.
Per People:
“She’s definitely ‘The One,’” the source said. “She really makes him comfortable and just happy.”
The bride wore a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce and Gabbana. Who wants to bet that she looked absolutely freaking beautiful in the dress? Her three dogs were also in attendance, and wore matching Dolce and Gabbana floral lace collars. After the wedding, they had a small gathering at their home. Brady’s wedding band was visible upon leaving the church, while Bundchen carried her new stepson to the car. Engagement rumors began to run rampant about the couple late last year, with both of them strongly denying them.
Via Us Magazine:
“Someone deduced I was getting engaged…I don’t know how people are so creative,” Bundchen told Brazilian magazine “Caras Gi” last month after receiving over 100 e-mails from pals asking about the engagement.
Despite Gisele’s attempts to stop the rumors of their engagement just last month, the Patriots star and the Brazilian supermodel are now officially the hottest couple in the world. Brad and Angelina – now its your turn to step up if you want to regain that title!
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