[Britney Spears Top Ten List on David Letterman - Video]

Britney Spears slummed it and hit David Letterman last night to do the Top Ten List. The theme was “Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears were President.” While Brit-Brit did a good job sitting around in a bikini, the list was a snooze fest.

10. I’d be the first President to wear eyeshadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My “Situation Room” would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance, “Circus Fantasy”
5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me

Yawn. I am more interested in the fact that Spears finally got Jayden James and Sean Preston’s a hair cut. (See photos below.)

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