Britney Spears Sexual Harassment Charges

According to sources this morning, whatever drugs Britney Spears’s docas have her on to tame her weave also make her a horny mess.

One of Brit’s former body guards, Fernando Flores, is now claiming that he had to quit his job after being continuously harrassed by an often nude Britney.

Via Starpulse:

“She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.”

“Working for Britney is tough. She’s a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff. All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable.”

Come on Fernando, she paid a lot for those ta-tas and you expect her to keep ‘em covered?!

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Angelina Jolie Poses for Breastfeeding Statue in the Nude – Photos and Video

Please. I doubt if Angelina Jolie lets Brad Pitt see her business, let alone some would-be artist. (Let’s also remember she wasn’t above making sexy times with Billy Bob in front of limo drivers and bathroom attendants.)

However, that hasn’t stopped celebrity shock-sculpture makerDaniel Edwards from depicting St. Angelina in the buff with a clay baby attached to each teet.

This is the same, um, artist, who brought us the masterpiece “Monument to Pro-Life” which featured a nude Britney Spears “presenting’ (as some of us like to call it) and giving live-birth on a bear-skin rug. [This reminds me: Dame, you may need to get your bear skin rug cleaned after yesterday's staff meeting...it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, kittens.] He also did a golden Oprah and Paris Hilton doing something I am pretty sure is illegal in several states with her rat/dog. (All of those photos are after the cut below.)

Via PR Newswire:

For World Breastfeeding Week, Phantom-Financial announces the unveiling of a life-size park bench sculpture of Angelina Jolie nude with her twin babies by New York artist Daniel Edwards just minutes from Brad Pitt’s own birthplace in the Oklahoma City Metro area in September before its Fall exhibition in London.

“Landmark for Breastfeeding,” inspired by last year’s cover of W magazine featuring Angelina Jolie suckling her baby, depicts a seated nude Jolie double-breastfeeding twins.

Oh crap! World Breastfeeding Week is coming up?! What am I going to wear?!

The NSFW Photos of Angelina Jolie’s Breastfeeding Statue are After the Cut. Click “Read More…”

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