Britney Spears Walked Out on ‘X-Factor’ ?!

Britney Spears has reportedly walked out of ‘X-Factor’ auditions on the first day. This headline hardly comes as a surprise being that Britney…is…well Britney. She can demand a baby elephant wearing a cute lil’ hat and an army of interns will hunt down Dumbo in seconds.

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Mariah Carey on Britney Spears ‘X-Factor’ Gig – VIDEO

Some poor sap must have confused Mariah Carey with someone who won’t snap your neck for getting too close to her Snack Packs or mentioning some who is not her. While being interviewed by Extra, she was asked how she felt about Brit Brit nabbing theX-Factor‘ judging gig she was allegedly after. Mariah let it be known that you don’t talk about Britney Spears in her presence…

“You think I focus on that stuff? Have we met? I love her, honestly, I think she’s a very nice person, but I don’t care who’s going on that show – as long as it’s not me.”

What moron utters any name that doesn’t somehow pertain to Mimi in front of Mimi!?

Britney Spears, Demi Lovato CONFIRMED as ‘X-Factor’ Judges – PHOTOS

Well, like I mentioned yesterday, Simon Cowell has a formed a hot mess version of the X-Men. Britney Spears and Demi Lovato will join the judges panel on ‘X Factor‘ and attempt to fill the empty seats of Paula Abdul and Nicole Schwartzenwhatever.

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Demi Lovato Officially the New ‘X Factor’ Judge

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, Demi Lovato was in talks to join Simon Cowell’s X Men. This morning, news of that the troubled teen has officially signed a deal with the reality show devil has hit.

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Britney Spears Slammed by The Wanted – VIDEO

I’ll be honest and admit that I am a drunken old fart and I had no idea who The Wanted were beyond the fact that they were some British boy band. They have now succeeded in making themselves extra relevant by bashing two of pop music’s icons and have seared themselves into my brain for their continued pimpery of the seedy diva antics of former Mickey Mouse Club members.

After calling Christina Aguilera a “total bitch” who was rude to them and didn’t kiss the footprints their Converse made on the floor during their stint on ‘The Voice,” they are continuing their Lets Violate Confidentiality Agreements for Funsies press tour by story-tellin’ stories about Britney Spears

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Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus Competing to be ‘X-Factor’ Judge

Demi Lovato is reportedly deep in talks to fill the vacant spots left by Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul on Fox’s floundering ‘X-Factor.’

Let’s take a girl fresh outta rehab and sit her next to Britney Spears on panel to judge a bunch of people desperate to make a career in music. It sounds like a DISASTUH that Dr. Drew would be tackling during sweeps, but Simon Cowell is tagging it with a whole lotta NOVEL IDEA OLD CHAP!

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Jason Trawick Legally Controls Britney Spears Now

This is going to end well. I can just feel it.

I shouldn’t judge. Jason seems to have a firm grasp of his shiz, but something about this just seems…odd. Jason Trawick now shares legal control of Britney Spears. After going head shavin’ crazy, a Judge gave Jamie Spears control over his daughter. Now, Jason and Brit are engaged and the manager/fiancé received a Judge’s stamp of approval to be co-conservator. He won’t have any say in her finances, but he gets to pick out what kind of toy she gets her Happy Meal.

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Rihanna to be New ‘X Factor’ Judge ?!

File this under very unlikely. Rihanna’s name has been added to the circus of celebrities rumored to be attached to the vacant judge’s spots on ‘X Factor.’

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Britney Spears to Save ‘X Factor’

A deal is almost inked out to engage Britney Spears’ inner She-Ra so she can use her Princess of Power skills to save ‘X Factor.’

The show didn’t exactly deliver last season. By the end of its American debut, ratings were in the 3.4 range and had about half the viewers that Simon Cowell promised. The former ‘American Idol’ honcho once considered anything less than a 20 million strong audience a “disappointment.” The average numbers were in the 11 million range. (These numbers aren’t anything to send back to the kitchen and most networks would kick puppies for this kind of viewership, but they still failed to impress Fox.)

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Madonna Slams M.I.A. – AUDIO

Hydrangeas wilt in the shadow of Madonna, but M.I.A. better grow eyes in the back of her head because no one upstages The Madge.

M.I.A. let her middle fly in a salute to Super Bowl viewers. It wasn’t as ESCANDALO! as Janet Jackson’s accessorized nipple, but it was still a weave snatchin’ move. Madonna addressed that and whether or not Britney Spears will be joining her for the single, ‘Girls Gone Wild.’

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