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There’s nothing quite like an engagement ring to freak you out of a relationship. Avril Lavigne rebounded from her marriage to Deryck Whibley, in record time – hopping right into a relationship with Brody Jenner. The two have been together for two years and even got engaged over the holidays. But alas, now they’re pulling the plug on their relationship.
After months of hoopla, face lift specials and a Very Kardashian Waxfest…Kim Kardashian is married. Finally, these tricks of the trade can go back to discussing Kim’s meaty thighs and quit comparing themselves to Prince William and Kate.
What the hell, is Avril Lavigne engaged again already? She married back in 2007 to Sum 41 rocker Deryck Whibley, but that ended and the divorce was final less than a year ago. She’s since moved on and has been exclusively dating Brody Jenner for about a year, but we may be hearing wedding bells soon because sources are saying the couple is engaged now.
Per Celebitchy (via Star):
On Feb. 9, during the duo’s whirlwind trip to Europe, the divorced singer, 26, e-mailed a bandmate a picture of her left hand with what appears to be an engagement ring on it – with the subject line “ha ha.” And insiders tell Star that Brody, 27, did indeed pop the question to his girlfriend of about a year. “Avril has hinted to pals that she thought Brody was planning a big surprise during their trip to France,” says an insider. “It’s just her style to be coy rather than coming out with an announcement right away.”
Is Avril really trying to go down the alter another time? The first time worked out so well! Does Hot Topic have a bridal registry?
Click here to see who was upset over Kelsey Grammar’s recent wedding.
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Avril Lavigne, like everyone else, is apparently not a fan of Lindsay Lohan. The two ‘wouldn’t touch them with a twenty foot pole’ free clinic regulars are said to have had a huge fight at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont recently. Avril was having dinner with a group of friends including latest replacement to the Hot Topic Brody Jenner, when Lindsay thought it’d be a good idea to come by the table to say hello.
Per NY Post:
“As soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’ Lindsay was furious and screamed back: ‘Don’t threaten me!’”
Obviously not too pleased with Avril’s reaction, Lohan then allegedly tried to get her kicked out, but security didn’t think Lavigne deserved the boot, so Lindsay packed up and left instead. Avril was apparently with people that Lindsay wanted to impress and that is the only reason she was being nice.
Poor Lindsay. She can add Avril’s name to her Axis of Evil along with the showers, sobriety, E*Trade and her father/Lord of the Famewhores. Paris Hilton also took a ride on the lets-all-hate-Lindsay-Lohan Tilt-O-Whirl. The Wonkiest of the Wonks cornered Lindsay in her lair (the bathroom) and made her cry (vodka tears). Click HERE for that full story. Why Avril feels superior is the real head scratcher here. It’s like irrelevant pot calling the drunken kettle skank.
Nothing says ‘I love you’ – or ‘ew’ for that matter – more than getting matching tattoos with a guy you’ve only been dating for a hot minute. Over the weekend Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne did just that, reportedly getting matching tattoos to commemorate their love. Again, ew.
Per NY Daily News:
“They showed up to the opening of Mario Barth King Ink and requested the same tats,” says an insider at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas.
“They were really excited about it,” says the spy, adding that the two spent the rest of the evening cozied up to each other. “They held hands openly and were kissing in a corner. Brody didn’t leave Avril’s side all night.”
So just what did the happy c-list couple opt to get? Matching lightning bolt – she on her forearm, he behind his ear. Hey, at least they didn’t get eachother’s names tattooed on their bodys, but I’m sure this will be one they look at a few months down the road and wonder ‘why?’ Avril’s been quite a wild child since her split with husband Deryck Whibley. But wait, didn’t she just get a matching tattoo with him a few weeks ago, too? (Read about that HERE.) Seems as though Avril is becoming a pro at juggling two guys at once! ‘Oh what a circle passing of STD’s, when first we practice to deceive!’
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It appears there is some kind of reconciliation for the Hot Topic Prince and Princess. Avril Lavigne and Deruck Whibley were spotted getting matching, custom tattoos on their right arms. The pair hit up a West Hollywood parlor in the wee hours of Sunday morning looking a bit tipsy . As they walked out they appeared very cozy and Deryck had his hand on Avril’s lower back.
Before their tattoo adventure they hit up Madeo/Chateau Marmont together. So are they back together? It appears they just might be. They split last October and Avril was bed hopping with pineapple princes, Brody Jenner, Wilmer Valderrama and Brandon Davis. I get the shivers with the thought of greasy STDs uniting to exhaust the world’s free clinic supply of Valtrex.
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Let the manifestation of a hybrid form of venereal diseases begin. Avril Lavigne is said to be swapping bodily fluids with Brody Jenner. Free clinics are on code teal for the gangrene that is about to overtake a small portion of L.A. I am sure Barack will soon announce this copulation of the princess of Hot Topic and The Guy from ‘That-Crap-Reality-Show-Where-Teens-Pretend-to-Have-Souls’ a terrorist threat.
Via E!:
“They’re hooking up,” an insider said, “but they’re keeping it low-key.”
Not so low-key that they haven’t been seen in public, however. The pair, who both became single late last year, were first spotted at dinner at Koi Feb. 4. According to a restaurant source, the “Sk8ter Boi” warbler and 26-year-old hunk left together in the same car and drove to club Voyeur. They were last seen out again on Thursday, back at Voyeur, where they partied all night.
“You can tell they’re into each other and both like to have a good time,” another source says. “They’re cute together.”
Keep your bits of high alert kittens.
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Apparently Joe Francis has not been keeping up with the whole Chris Brown fiasco, because now he’s the latest celebrity in trouble for allegedly assaulting a female. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is looking for Francis, founder of the controversial Girls Gone Wild franchise, to question him about assaulting Brody Jenners‘ girlfriend, Playboys 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole. Francis was reportedly harrassing an ex-girlfriend of his when Jayde decided to go over and come to her rescue from his unwanted advances. Nicole confronted Francis, began arguing, and eventually tossed a drink on the creep. Francis attacked Nicole by pulling her hair, punching her in the face and throwing her to the ground, then proceeded to hit a female friend of hers who was trying to defend her. Security was called in to try and break it up as Jenner was trying to get his hands on Francis, with both ending up being ejected from the club. Jenner met back up with Francis outside of the club, punching Francis in the face before an unidentified individual zapped him with a taser gun. Francis, who was shirtless at that point, then quickly left and the police were called.
Per Brody Jenner’s Twitter:
“Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”
Jaydes reported injuries are a black and blue cheek, a swollen face, a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore. Some of her hair was also pulled out. A police report has been filed and she said she would press charges against Francis. Good for her. Maybe Francis can spend some more quality time with the jail cell he so obviously misses.
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Seriously? This is what we have come to. It’s Jonathon Taylor Thomas 2.0 and he is what we single women have to look forward to? Doomed I tell you…I’m doomed! I might as well shack up with they ambiguously gay couple with the fabulous landscaping and tea cup poodles down the street and give up my search for a man who likes to climb mountains and ride me into the sunset on his horse while agreeing to dress up like a pirate later.
Chace Crawford is a momma’s boy who’s likes to vacation with his little sister, and is admittedly not looking for a GIRLfriend according to People magazine. They named him the hottest bachelor among a sea of hundreds of other men out there. What? Maybe he is the sexiest Pretty, Pretty Princess, but not bachelor. Robert Pattinson and Adam Lambert also made the cut along with Shia LaBeouf, Brody Jenner, Common, Chris Pine, Taylor Kitsch, Ryan Eggold, Kellan Lutz.
Per People:
“On the made-up gay rumors about him and co-star Ed Westwick: “You know what we really did the first time we heard it? Ed goes, ‘Oh, did you hear that rumor about us being gay?’ I was like, ‘Yeah, man.’ He starts laughing and we’re kind of like, ‘Okay, you want to go play pool and have a beer?’ ”
I get that Gossip Girl is hot right now and I am overly picky in my taste in men, but I am wondering if the mag is loosing it. Last year Mario Lopez, cheater extraordinaire, was their hottest bachelor.
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