Paris Hilton Murder Attepmt!!! – PHOTO

Paris Hilton is a big ball of duh, but I don’t want to see her whacked. This morning, a man in his 40’s attempted to break into Paris’ L.A. home. He was packing “2 large knives” and trying to get into her house via a window. She Twittered a photo of the man as cops cuffed him.

“So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him.”

Hilton said he was banging around on windows and checked her security cameras while she called for police. Law enforcement arrived and arrested him and told Paris he was armed with the knives and dubbed her “lucky” as he never made it inside.

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Rachel Bilson Burgled

While Rachel Bilson was visiting fiance Hayden Christiansen in Canada earlier this month, some burglars broke into her LA house and helped themselves to jewelry and designer clothing. Although the actual incident occurred on May 8, she has yet to file a complete missing items report with the police. Rachel’s mother discovered the break in while stopping in to check on things.

Per People:

“They stole all her designer labels – shoes, clothes, bags … She collected a lot of vintage shoes – she’s a size 5 – and they took them all,” says a pal. Also boosted? “All her jewelry, including some handed down to her by her grandmother. Fashion is her passion. She’s devastated.”

Police are investigating the robbery, while Rachel tries to get over it reportedly left feeling shaken and violated. While there are no signs of forced entry, the loss is estimated to be in the hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What – with hers and Haydens money they couldn’t invest in a security system? Make sure to lock your doors! People are getting desperate in this bleak economy!

Tila Tequila Dead – Twitter Hacking Photo

Some sick person broke into Tila Tequila’s home. Her stalker had thrown her dog into the trunk of her car and got onto Tequila’s Twitter page. Said stalker then announced that he/she had killed the VH1 reality show wonder. The stalker wrote on her page:

“I just broke into her house, killed her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”

Fear not. Tila is alive and well. After worried fans began freaking out she reportedly went on to clear the Twitter air around 4:10 this morning.

“Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don’t know who logged into my account and wrote that.”

“but someone did indeed break into my house. It’s been a very scary night for me. it’s 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all.”

“too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me”

“Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all. They Broke everything in my living room….EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I’m so sad right now….this sucks.” Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. THis is f****d up. I’m sad and shocked and bye”

Reps refuse to comment on this craziness. Tila also faced a rumored death last year after her Myspace page claimed she died from a drug overdose.

Image Via: Tila Tequila’s Twitter