Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is Broke

Mel Gibson’s Crazy Racist Tour continues with a growing album of threats of arson mixed with offensive terms thanks to his former girlfriend. Oksana Grigorieva has been sharing tapes she made catching Gibson threatening her and confirming that he hit her. (Click HERE for the Mel Gibson Rant Tape).

Now, it has been revealed that she was dumb enough to sign a cohabitation agreement that pretty much guarantees she won’t get even a nibble at the Mel Gibson billion dollar pie.

“The contract, which Oksana signed while she was pregnant last year, prevents her from laying any future claim to Gibson’s extensive business empire or vast assets, we’re told.”

The report goes on to saw that provisions were made to care for Mel and Oksana’s love child, Lucia. However, his now ex-mistress says Mel hasn’t given her dime toward child support.

“He is not paying me a penny.I am having to live on credit cards and borrowed money… It is not a good situation.”

She is now fighting the agreement and stating that she didn’t sign the final copy of the document, but did sign a draft form “under duress” in late June.

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Prince Harry is Single

The ginger Prince is single again after he and his fair-weather girlfriend have split again. Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy are “finished.”

The blond who managed to score and on-again-off-again relationship with Harry for six years told her pals that she is over that trick and moving on for good.

Via: News of the World:

“We’re finished. This is a new beginning for me. I want to start my career in South Africa where I plan to spend the rest of my life. I don’t want to live in Britain.”

Harry was just in Africa to pay a visit to a charity he set up. Photos of Hot Ginge showed him playing soccer with the kids the charity helps and holding one of the smaller children flooded the net and made women’s ovaries quiver. (Click HERE to see those pics.)

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to be Split into THREE Films

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If your inner geek felt extra ticklish today it could be because Warner Brothers has decided to make the final Harry Potter film into three movies! The news broke this morning and I questioned the legitimacy as it is April Fools Day. However, respected Harry Potter fansite, Mugglenet, is insistent.

“We spoke to a source at Leavesden Studios, who revealed: “We’ve got to be honest. When we started shooting Deathly Hallows, none of us wanted to stop. We experienced a fan-gasm. The book is simply amazing, and we love the people we work with. Each time we shot a scene we shot way too much extra footage because we loved the content so much. Before we knew it, we had enough content to fill three films.” When the Potter production team shared this news with Warner Brothers, many higher-ups – most notably CEO Alan Horn – jumped on the opportunity to turn it into a three-part finale.”

So when will the films for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows hit? The first two installments will hit as planned in November and July but part three is said to have a two year delay and open in July of 2013!

“One source at Warner Brothers’ Burbank headquarters told us, “Mr. Horn got so excited when he heard about all the extra footage that he immediately jumped out of his chair, picked up his Looney Tunes commemorative pen, and started pretending to throw Avada Kedavra spells at other studio’s headquarters he could see out his window. He knows that other studios are gonna hate this news.”

Thoughts? Is is an April Fool’s joke? Maybe…

Lindsay Lohan is Broke, Will Work for Leggings

So what’s Lindsay Lohan up to these days, besides dodging faulty arrest warrants and reportedly fighting with her GF? Well, currently she is unemployed and broke,not having a movie role since her 2007 flop “I Know Who Killed Me.” But thats not about to stop her from spending some serious hard cash! New house? Not a problem! Maserati? Why not? According the “New York Daily News”, Lindsay is blowing though girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s money at an astonishing pace, and Ronson is not happy about it, putting additional strain on the ladies’ already rocky relationship.

Via Gatecrashers:

“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.” A second pal agrees. “Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month.

For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.”

Lindsay recently became the face for clothing label Fornarina. Maybe that will bring in some more cash to blow through, leaving Ronsons checking account safe until Lohan can find some decent work, at least for now. She is in talks with Sean Penn, hoping to kick-start a project with the Oscar winner. She says she wanted to do director Tim Burton’sAlice in Wonderland” but it didn’t work out, saying producers told her she wasn’t right for the part.

Lets hope she finds work soon, before Samantha Ronson is the next star to go broke!

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