Bwhahahhahaha!!!!

This is Brooke Hogan’s new album cover. It is also pure nuttery at it’s finest. After you get done laughing so hard you pee a little, please notice they gave her a wisp of arm pit hair. Whew! This shiz needs to be a mural spray painted on the side the van for the Tranny version A-Team.

I needed a good laugh.

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Brooke Hogan – Fashion Disaster

Ugh. Brooke Hogan tries far too hard or not enough. I can’t decide which. She looks like a Britney Spears “Gimmie More” reject. If you are going to rip someone’s style at least rip something good. Like the pink thong on the outside of leather pants outfit. Now that was classy.

I feel somewhat bad for this girl. Either she is clueless as to how terrible her music/style is or she is that oblivious to reality in general.

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Christiane Plante – Hulk Hogan’s Mistress Photo

This is the husband pirate that was responsible for the Hulk Hogan and Linda Bollea divorce.

Christiane Plante was the original mistress that caused the rift between Linda and Terry. Linda is still furious and as the Hulk starts pointing fingers at various reasons, Linda and her rep remain steadfast that his cheating as the reason for their split.

“When Linda discovered Hulk has [an affair] with Brooke’s best friend, Christiane Plante, she made the decision to call it quits on the marriage,” says Linda’s rep. “Hulk Hogan is saying anything he can conjure up to make Linda look bad in the media. Hulk has even implies that the VH1 hit show, Hogan Knows Best, was the cause of split in his marriage.”

“Almost every statement that comes out of Hulk’s mouth is a diversionary tactic to deflect attention away from the real reason Linda filed for divorce, two words: HULK’S CHEATING!” the rep added.

Just to be clear of the level of trashy….Plante was Brooke Hogan’s best friend. Yup. It’s that kinda of ‘klassy.’

Source: Post Chronicle