Kat Von D’s body is like a skin version of Shutterfly. She has a friend’s face on her thigh, her mom’s mug on her shoulder, her sister’s face on her arm and her ex-husband’s picture on her leg. Now she has Jesse James 5th grade portrait just below her left armpit. We all know how this ends so feel free to shoot some judgmental giggle at this.
In the promos for ‘L.A. Ink’ she gushes on about Jesse James being her true love and not caring what anyone thinks about their looooovvvveeee. Now, they have called off their engagement and this entire season of Ink will be one big mockery of Kat’s belief that her Vanilla Gorilla won’t trip and fall into another trick’s vagina.