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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are busy pimping their respective films at Cannes, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t making time for some slap and tickle.
Rob walked the red carpet premiere of ‘On the Road’ solo, but he and Kristen hooked up at an after party. While they stood in the corner having a moment to themselves, he appeared to be trying to get her to smile.
Good luck with that.
Blake Lively has been making date me and further my career eyes at Leonardo DiCaprio ever since she hit the ESC button her relationship with Penn Badgley. While Christina Aguilera was passing out drunk in Jeremy Renner’s bed (click HERE for that fun…), Blake was trying to get her some Leo. At the time he was still dating Bar Refaeli, but the newly single DiCaprio is spending all his free time with the ‘Gossip Girl.’
Lindsay Lohan cocaine pictures are going to be her Christmas cards this year with the caption “Let It Snow Biatches!” While Lohan was claiming she was sending out S.O.S. emails trying to get a flight back to the US to make her court date, she was really taking pics with nose candy.
Lohan was caught partying some random French hoodrats while her lawyer tried to convince a judge that she wasn’t a walking Dyson vacuum (gobbling up lines with superior amount of suction) and was as sober as Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a Dublin airport. Because our justice system totally works, Lindsay has already posted bail and won’t be arrested. Instead she can continue looking for her passport and career in that woman’s hindquarters.
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Lindsay Lohan has been partying at Cannes for the film festival and her passport was “stolen” and therefor she couldn’t make her court date after her judge specifically warned to her show up or go to jail. Lohan sent a massive email to her friends begging for a ride from Cannes back to the states to be home in time for not-rehab-but-the-other-thing-oh-yeah-court. Obviously no one showed up because they don’t want that Lohan smell all over their private jet.
Her attorney showed up and begged the lamest excuse ever to the judge. However, she wasn’t buying it and issued a bench warrant. Contrary to what Lohan and her lawyer are saying, French police have stated that she did NOT report her passport stolen. Photogs also caught Linds partying on a yacht the night before she was due back in Beverly Hills.
TMZ reports that Judge Revel has issued a bench warrant and set bail at $100,000. She might not have to face jail time if Lindsay can post bail, not drink, wear a SCRAM bracelet and to random drug testing at least once a week. Ho better start thinking of ways to sneak a shank into her cell because these requirements are never going to be met. She is more like to grow a third arm which functions specifically to hold her drank! Police are planning on arresting her as soon as her plan lands back on US soil.
The judge isn’t happy with Lohan to start with as she has only completed 10 of the 13 required classes. She also cited that there is probably cause that Lindsay violated her probation. So she could be jailed for 180 days.
Tell me, who do I make my check out to? “Twilight” hunk Robert Pattinson auctioned off kisses for two people at $20,000 a piece in Cannes at last nights amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS event. The bidding became so high that Pattinson was split between two bidders, who each paid the massive donation for the chance to win a kiss on the cheek from Sparklepants.
The offer of a special screening of Quentin Tarantino’s World War II revenge movie “Inglourious Basterds” raised 60,000 for the charity. David Furnish, husband of Elton John, generously sold his own watch. Also up for grabs at the auction was one of those ridiculous Chanel-branded Segway scooters and a joking strip-tease from Josh Hartnett. Fortunately for him – and us -bidding never got high enough. Maybe they should have asked Robert Pattinson instead? Bill Clinton’s personal Alpine Alto saxophone, which was signed by the former president, went on to sell for an unbelievable $130K.
Per People:
“Everyone in this room is better off than 99.9 percent of people on this entire earth,” he told the gathering, which also included Marion Cotillard, Robin Wright Penn, Eva Herzigova and Paris Hilton.”
You mean Paris Hilton could actually quit sleezing around for one night for a good cause? I guess miracles do happen!
Sharon Stone hosted the 16th annual event Thursday night at the exclusive Hotel du Cap on the French Riviera. The evening also paid tribute to Liam Neeson’s late wife Natasha Richardson. A emotion-filled Sharon remembered the actress as “a passionate supporter and fund raiser” for the AIDS cause. Later, singer Annie Lennox performed a song in honor of the actress.
Its nice to see stars helping to give back to charities.
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Drunk-Dialing is always amusing, isn’t it? According to reports, Jennifer Aniston has been a victim of such! Ex-husband Brad Pitt has apparently been making late night drunken phone calls to her in an attempt to apologize for his role in their divorce, and about his miserable relationship with Angelina Jolie who he has 6 children with.
Per Trans World News:
“She was initially taken aback – especially as he sounded drunk and sorry for himself. He told her he misses her and that he’s sorry for any hurt caused. Jen being Jen immediately told him she’d never held a grudge against him and would welcome them being friends again, so long as she doesn’t have to be friends with Angelina. He agreed.” claims a source. “Before the call, Brad hardly ever spoke to Jen and the relationship was strained. But this phone conversation broke the ice and opened the lines of communication once more.”
This comes to light after recent rumors of the pair secretly dating again behind Jolie’s back. He reportedly has been seeing Jennifer for quite some time now. It’s either all nonsense, or signs of a man in distress. Jolie is said to be looking terrible on her latest movie set, meaning that she is most likely miserable and heartbroken…. or exhausted from managing a career and 6 children on top of these rumors circulating. Pitt has been said to be on edge with his relationship with Jolie, close to the breaking point over her controlling ways. In the meantime, Jennifer Aniston has welcomed the contact with Brad.
Also making rounds in the Jolie-Pitt-Aniston rumor mill is talk that the “Changeling” actress has thrown Pitt out of the home they share together after learning of his renewed friendship. Jolie supposedly is said to have had Brad’s belongings taken to a nearby hotel, where she had booked a suite in his name.
Per RTE:
“Angie went mad and told Brad not to bother coming back,” an insider tells Now magazine. “She told him he’d humiliated her for the last time and that if he wanted to go back to his boring shallow life with Jen, that was fine by her.”
Pitt & Aniston married in 2000 and then divorced in 2005. Whether or not there is any truth to these rumors remain to be seen – But I’m still Team Aniston! Any wagers on whether or not Jolie & Pitt show up arm in arm for Cannes?
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