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The bearded wonder from ‘Hangover’ isn’t making friends with Mad Men starlet, January Jones. The two met and got along as well as my spell check and the name Galifianakis.
Jones and Zach Galifianakis had a less than cordial time together. January sang his praises in a saccharine coated gushing about his natural talent for humor. Zach feels that she is an icy wench whose career shelf life is equal to that of Heidi Montag’s.
Zac Efron is built like a Greek God, but will probably cut you for the last highlighting cap at Sally’s Beauty Supply. Robert Pattinson is built like Gumby but won’t steal your lip gloss. Both men make girls get out their O-Face and can flash a thousand dollar smile. So, naturally there has to be some big rivalry.
Efron’s latest film, “Charlie St. Cloud” isn’t doing so well. It has only made about half of it’s budget back and isn’t bringing in the millions of girls hoping to live vicariously via film. Robert Pattinson can green light just about any film and guarantee camps of tweens waiting in line to hand over cash. Translation: Pattinson is the now the trick who brings home the most cash.
Popeater is hearing that Robert is going to send Zac to the unemployment line because he is the new “It Boy.”
“Hollywood only cares about making money. We honestly don’t care if Zac is singing ‘Hello Dolly’ or playing a vampire, as long as he sells tickets. That fact that ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ dropped a whopping 60% in its second week following a very mediocre opening tells me Zac should speak less, smile more and take off as much clothing as possible. Or else he will end up like countless other pinup popcorn actors and actresses that decided that they all of a sudden wanted to be taken seriously when all their fans.”
The problem is more of an overabundance of hotness. With The Bieb nabbing the Cute Boy role, The Hot Jonas Brother doing the Talented and Tender Hearted thing among the slew of “Gossip Girl” male offerings and the “Glee” geeks picking up the nerd fetish…there are just too many heartthrobs.
Any answer which involves more shirtlessness is acceptable by my standards.
Click HERE for more Zac Efron goodness. Team Robert? Click HERE for Pattinson offerings including a rumored break up with Kristen Stewart!
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In what Oprah Winfrey is calling “the best interview of I’ve ever done,” Whitney Houston has revealed that she suffered years of abuse and drug addiction during her marriage to Bobby Brown. The R&B diva revealed that her ex-husband was emotionally abusive and went so far as to spit in her face when they were together.
Per OMG Yahoo:
“He spit on me. Actually spit on me. And my daughter was coming down the stairs and she saw that,” Houston told the daytime talk show host during the 24th-season premiere of The Oprah Winfrey Show on Monday. “He had such a hate in his eyes for me.” Houston, 46, explained that following the incident, Brown pushed her against the wall and things got bloody. “I took the phone and I hit him over the head with it. And he just fell out on the floor,” she said.
I personally think he got off easy only being hit with a telephone after that disgusting act! Houston also tells Winfrey that Brown slapped her once, and she retaliated by knocking him in the head three times. Whitney admits that probably the worst drug she was addict to was him, as she wouldn’t do anything without him, including actual drugs. But he didn’t have the same affections for her as she recalls that their marriage got so bad that Bobby “was cutting her head off pictures and painting evil eyes on their bedroom walls with spray paint.” Um yea, thats a little too disturbing for my pleasure. She claims the core of their problems was the jealousy that Bobby harbored for Whitney’s success, as his career was headed downhill. So much so that she had to downplay her own success just to make him feel better.
She goes on to admit that the couple developed a love for the nose candy drug shortly after Houston’s success in the film ‘The Bodyguard’ way back in 1992. After that, she pretty much became a coked-out constantly and stopped thinking about her career all together. Instead blew hundreds of thousands of dollars on drugs. Things then became a little bit crazier after a seven-month long period of time that she spent watching TV and living in her pajamas. Houston says that she and Brown started smoking rock cocaine to combat the affect of the marijuana they were smoking.
Per OMG Yahoo:
“We were lacing our marijuana with [rock cocaine],” Houston admitted. “It’s almost like heroin and cocaine speedballing, but you level it off with the marijuana, okay?”
She credits her mother, Cissy Houston, for saving her life by bringing sheriff’s over to her house with a court injunction in an attempt to stage an intervention and forcing her into rehab, determined not to lose her daughter to the drugs. But thats not the end of the horror that happened throughout their relationship. She goes on to describe more about the emotional and physical abuse she suffered at the hands of Brown, describing him to be her drug of choice.
Per OMG Yahoo:
“[He]was very much the father, he was very much the man. He was very much in control. I liked that. When he said something, I listened. I was very interested in having someone have that kind of control over me. It was refreshing.” She called Brown her “drug,” saying: “I didn’t do anything without him. I wasn’t getting high by myself. It was me and him together. We were partners.”
Thankfully, the couple went their separate ways and divorced in 2007. Whitney and Bobby have one daughter together named Bobby Kristina, who Whitney has custody of. Houston said that she has been honest with her daughter about her drug use and even took her to an Atlanta drug rehab for mothers and daughters. She is now riding the comeback train, as her newest album debuted at number one on the Billboard charts last week. Good luck to you Whitney!
I guess the second time around wasn’t enough to heal the differences. Actor Sean Penn has filed for legal separation from actress-wife Robin Wright Penn last Friday. Back in 2007, Robin first filed for divorce before the couple decided to give their marriage another try, but it appears that reconciliation was not a success. No reason was given why the two might be ending their almost 13 year marriage, but one has to wonder if it has anything to do with Seans’ “playboy” lifestyle.
Recently, “Hollywood Dame” had reported about a slew of rumors going around about Mr. Penn’s affair with fellow actress Natalie Portman before the 2009 Academy Awards. Could Portman possibly be a homewrecker in this relationships demise? (To Read About Their Alleged Affair Click HERE.)
Sean is coming off of a huge career boost, having won the Best Actor Oscar for his role as gay politician Harvey Milk in “Milk“. The couple has been since 1996 and have two teenage children together, Dylan and Hopper Jack. Last time they separated the couple asked for joint custody of their children, although there’s no word as to what this filing is requesting.
Think they’ll change their mind again?
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Lindsay Lohan is having a hard time with work lately. She has been advertising the fact that she is having a hard time with finding people to pay her to show up late and diva out.
Recently she did a crap campaign Fornarnia and her latest flick, “Labor Pains” is going straight to tv. Ouch. No DVD release circa the Olsen twins. The film will be hitting ABC Family in July of this summer. According to Access Hollywood, she is also rumored to be involved in another doomed project. Lohan is joining forces with Mariah’s bitch, Nick Cannon, to play a in a romantic comedy about a girl struggling to make it in the fashion world. She gets set up with Nick who plays a blind guy. Yeah…that’s going totally going to be fresh material that will no doubt launch her back into the game. *Please note sarcasm.*
Her career pitfalls are apparently our fault too. Lindsay whined to E News that her personal life being aired out is preventing her from landing a “great role.”
“If people would just leave my personal life alone – because it’s really not that interesting – then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.”
Yup. That’s it. Because when you are snorting blow from some model’s belly button and pretending to be a lesbian so you have a meth fund isn’t the problem. Nope. It’s the “sicko fans” who still fish your movies from the Dollar Tree clearance bin and still find you somehow relevant. Get your “Will Work For Extensions and Coke” sign ready. You’re gonna need it honey.
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Sam Lutfi is a predator. At least according to Britney Spears’ father Jamie. Papa Spears testified for over 90 minutes yesterday about why he feels it is necessary to have long-term restraining orders granted against three people, one of which is Lutfi. Repeating an allegation that he’s made over the past year that Lutfi ground medication into his daughter’s food, Jamie Spears said he thought his daughter’s one-time friend and manager was a danger to the family. But he did little to establish direct contact between Lutfi and his Britney since a conservatorship was established a year ago. Acknowledging under questioning by Lutfi’s lawyer that he was not aware of any conversations between his daughter and Sam, the only evidence of communication between the two was a recent call Britney Spears made to Lutfi. A nanny supposedly heard the pop starlet talking to Sam and ex boyfriend Adnan Ghilab, one of the other people Papa Spears is rallying to get a permanent restraining order against.
Per The Huffington Post:
“[The hearing] Couldn’t of gone better.” said Bryan Freedman, attorney for Sam Lutfi. He also said that Jamie Spears’ testimony did not demonstrate why a restraining order is necessary.
The hearing will continue on Wednesday morning and a judge will determine then if the restraining order will get extended indefinitely. If Sam did have any contact with Britney, he would have violated a court order to stay away from her.
Per E! via DListed:
“Daddy testified the nanny overheard Brit Brit talking to Adnan and Sam really early in the morning on a cell phone. When Brit went to dance practice, her security team found the phone which was a prepaid Nokia. Brit admitted she got it when she was at the Peninsula Hotel one day.”
Under her father’s care and control, Britney Spears now lives a protected life, her access even to telephones strictly restricted. It appears Jamie believes Sam and Adnan got her the phone in an attempt to poison her against Jamie and to disrupt the conservatorship. The phone listed the phone numbers of Ghalib and Lutfi. Spears also testified about a series of what he called threatening text messages he received last month from someone with the screen name “citygalin310,” who he was later “100 percent” sure was Lutfi, which was strongly denied by Lutfi’s attorney.
Per People:
“Spears said the texts appeared to be someone “trying to extort my daughter.” He replied to the messages by saying, “What are you looking for? Our family has been through so much.” Fifteen minutes after receiving those texts, Jamie said Lutfi called him. “[Sam] began to cry and he basically fell apart on the phone,” said Jamie.
“When [Lutfi] was in so-called control, she’d lost everything – her kids and career,” Jamie said at the hearing. “I believe he’s a predator, I believe he’s very dangerous to her … and causes her a lot of anguish and disbelief. We’ve asked him to go away before, and now he’s coming back. We just want the man to go away. Just leave us alone.”
Papa Spears also revealed why his daughter locked herself in a bathroom last year with her youngest son Jayden, leading to her hospitalization. Claiming she had been told by Lutfi that she could have her children another night, the drama unfolded when body guards for ex husband Kevin Federline arrived to pick up the boys. Somberly describing his daughter during that night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center as “kind of wild” and “just very messed up,” he said his daughter just didnt want to let them go since she had been told she would have them for another night.
In court papers, Lutfi denies that he’s been harassing Spears, stating that it has been Spears herself reaching out to him through text messages even though court orders forbid her from doing so. Lutfi does admit that he’s passed messages on to her through her hairdresser and others, including a “Merry Christmas” message, but argues that the messages weren’t harmful in any way.
Call me crazy, but a court order of no contact means just that – No Contact!!
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Way to go Creepy Papa Joe! This is grade A managing. Jessica Simpson is now forced to play at bingo halls. Ouch.
The former “Newlyweds” starlet has gone from stages built in areas and stadiums to hold her legions of fans to dirty bingo venues. Simpson preformed at San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California on November 13th. The whopping 2,500 capacity venue tossed out the elders wanting to get their bingo on to hold Jessica’s “concert.”
“Jessica’s dressing room at the bingo hall was a little larger than a broom closet,” an insider tells OK!. There’s an iron, but no ironing board. There’s not even a fridge!”
She went from selling millions of copies in a week with her 2003 CD, “In This Skin,” to barely breaking 65,000 copies with hr latest flop, “Do You Know.” Patrons were subject to her new country image and music while she bounced around braless and trying to ignore the standard bingo hall smell of deep fried food and feet.
I would love to help this wench out. Let’s write another open letter….
Dear Jessica Simpson,
In recent light of your career circling the crapper, I have a few suggestions.
1. Fire your father. Anyone who shills you to a Bingo Hall or Bowling Alley is not your friend.
2. Wearing cowboy boots and singing with a faux twang…does not a country song make. Fake accents are Madonna’s thing.
3. If all else fails…take a note from your little sister and crap out a kid. I know it is hot to adopt African children or “Little Lion King Babies” as you probably call them, but no starving and gaunt mother in their right mind would have their baby over to you. So it is wise to poke holes in Tony Romo’s condom stash.
Best of Luck,
The Dame
P.S.
Please wear a bra and keep your floppy boobs under control.
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