Elton John and David Furnish Slam Madonna – VIDEO

Madonna won a Golden Globe last night and hydrangeas shook their leafy fists in fury. Her acceptance speech was a bit of an awkward/boring mess. Even her boobs were trying to escape association.

David Furnish and Elton John were throwing shade at her the entire time she was rambling about “focusing” on being a serious director. Earlier, on the red carpet, Elton was chatting with Carson Daly who asked about his nomination for ‘Hello Hello’ and his competition. John answered, “Mary J might win it for ‘The Help’. Madonna doesn’t have a f**king chance.” She won that mess and delivered a speech in which she corrected her grammar, said “um” repeatedly and attempted humor.

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Britney Spears ‘Acted Out Sexually’

It’s no secret that Britney Spears has been the organ grinding monkey that has built the house of Spears. To this day she is told what to do, how to do it and when to do it. The current control is probably thanks to the head shavin’ umbrella wielding incident, but you can’t get a genuine answer out of Brit thanks to her handlers.

Carson Daly recently discovered this fact and Tweeted his frustrations about the “ridiculous” hoops media outlets have to jump through for an interview. (Click HERE for more on that…) Everything has to be given a green light, edited and double checked by her team. After her return to sanity post ‘Blackout’ album, Brit filmed a documentary called ‘For the Record’ and spoke about feeling like a “prisoner” in her life.

“If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening.”

This isn’t a new development. She has felt this since her rise to fame in her early teens according to celebrity journalist Neil Strauss. He shared with MTV that Spears wanted him to help her pen a tell-all book that would reveal a not-so-squeaky-clean past that her reps created. Brit came up with the idea after he interviewed her.

“She did actually call me a year later and invited me over to her house. It turned out she wanted to write a book and she wanted me to write it, and she had all these crazy stories about her life that she had gathered about sexually acting out and trying to escape the control of her parents, all these things. We stayed in the touch for a little bit and her people took away her phone. Poor thing.

She was also said to have made some notes about her relationship with Justin Timberlake for the book. Looks like all of the Spears crafted stories will never see the light. Her management still has the short leash on her as she gets ready to kick off her Femme Fatale tour. Click HERE for the tour dates and cities…

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Carson Daly Feud with Britney Spears Management

I know that my job is to be a walking, talking, writing version of a tabloid rag, but I have to admit that when I heard Carson Daly was attacking Britney Spears’ management via Twitter…My first thought was, “Carson is still alive?” (I know. I am horrible.)

I digress. Carson is attacking Britney Spears’ handlers after having “insane” interview conditions. Is he unaware that she is told when to eat, breathe, smile and fart? Apparently he is and he Tweeted his frustrations when it came to the hoops he has to jump through to air an interview with her.

“I was jst TOLD my @britneyspears interview tomm on @ampradio MUST b pre-recorded & submitted 4 approval by HER mgmt b4 it can air! F THAT!”

never that restricted. Even when I interviewed Michael Jackson, it wasn’t anything like this…it’s really insane.

He must have missed the memo that she has basically stuck to e-mail interviews lately and is harder to obtain than a clean drug test from Lindsay Lohan. A fellow Twitter-er called followed his complaints by calling him an “un-professional a$$hole.” (If there is one thing I have learned…never anger a Spears Stan or a Twihard.) He tried to fire back that she was the unprofessional one by “faking an interview.” This only further angered the masses and he started to back tracking…

I’M UNPROFESSIONAL? FAKING AN ENTIRE INTERVIEW?

jst shocked her mgmt won’t let her do a normal interview. She probly doesn’t even know.

I’ve known and supported her since she was 15. This has nothing to do w her. Just her ppl.

hey ant, pre-recording it was NO prob- her mgmnt taking and editing the tapes overnight was the issue. Be well:)

Carson, honey, sit down. I didn’t know you were still alive, but I think it is common knowledge that spontaneity is not an option for Our Lady of Starbucks Frap With Extra Whip.

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Christina Aguilera Joins NBC’s ‘The Voice’

NBC’s answer to ‘American Idol‘ has found its’ Paula Abdul: The network has announced that Christina Aguilera will be the third coach on the new singing competition series ‘The Voice,’ joining Cee-Lo Green and Maroon 5′s Adam Levine, with the last fourth coach expected to be named shortly. Will she teach everyone to skip a line in a song?

Per EW:

“I am so excited to be part of such a wonderful project that celebrates music and the talent behind it,” Aguilera said in a statement. “To be given the opportunity to help shape new artists’ careers and mentor them to see their dreams come to fruition is a task I welcome with open arms. I am so happy to be working with fellow Grammy Award winners Adam and Cee Lo as I feel there is so much we can all bring to The Voice.”

The timing of the announcement could have been better. Aguilera was stopped and arrested early Tuesday morning after police said she was riding in a car while extremely intoxicated. And lets not forget how she flubbed the lyrics to our National Anthem, or when she fell on stage after singing a tribute to Aretha Franklin at this years Grammy Awards. Someone’s gotta coach the contestants on the fine art of oversinging.

The summer singing competition show – hosted by Carson Daly – will premiere April 26, right about the time American Idol will be down to its top 10. The show features the judges choosing to work with contestants based on their voices alone — they’re not allowed to see them first. Once they choose their favorites, they mentor them to stardom, and America will decide which contestant wins a recording contract and a cash prize.

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Jimmy Kimmel Dressed as Jay Leno – Video

Typically I am passed out drunk er…exhausted from helping underprivileged children by the time the late night talk show circuit begins. With Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien getting bent over by NBC , Jimmy Kimmel decided it would be humorous to dress up and do the worst Leno impersonation ever.

He was in the Leno getup for the entire show and started it off by stating:

“Hello, my name is Jay Leno. And let it hereby be known – that I’m taking over all the shows in late night. Beginning with this! It’s great to be here on ABC. You know what ABC stands for? Always Bump Conan.”

Poor Elisha Cuthbert endured the slightly awkward moments and appeared to be taking the drawn out joke with grace.

Chevy Chase also did a brief bit in a Conan wig.

I love “Community” so I wish they would have focused on that versus Leno VS Coco in the NBC Death Pit.

Jenna Jameson, Carson Daly and Charlie Sheen Have Babies – UDATED

Wow – was there something in the water?

Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys early Monday morning. Jenna’s spokesperson says that mother and both babies are in the pink of health.

Per Us Magazine:

“They’re in very good health,” says her rep. “She’s been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito’s events in Las Vegas,” a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. “She’s very excited to be a mom.”

The twins are Jenna and Tito’s first children together. Ortiz has a son from a previous marriage. Jameson herself announced in May of last year that they were trying for a baby and that the good news could be just around the corner. In August of 2008 she excitedly confirmed her pregnancy saying, “I’m so happy!” No word yet on their bundle of joy’s names.

Late night talk show host Carson Daly also became a proud papa this weekend. Daly and his longtime girlfriend Siri Pinter welcomed a boy on Sunday night.

Per People:

“Parents are both ecstatic,” his rep Heather Lylis says. “They have a happy and healthy baby boy.”

Their new son, Jackson James Daly, weighed in at 7 lbs., 8 oz., and is the first child for the couple. They first announced their pending bundle of joy in November.

Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are the proud parents of twin boys born Saturday night. The boys, named Max and Bob, arrived a few weeks early but are said to be doing great. The boys are the first for the happy couple. Sheen has two daughters with his ex-wife Denise Richards and a 24-year old daughter from a previous marriage.

Congratulations to the happy couples!

UPDATE (From The Dame) -Jenna Jameson’s baby names have been released. Jesse Jameson Ortiz was born weighing 4 lbs, while brother Journey Jett Ortiz weighed 4 lbs, 11 oz.

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