Joaquin Phoenix ‘I’m Still Here’ Trailer – VIDEO

Joaquin Phoenix dipped himself in Rogaine and “retired” from acting to become the worst fake rapper the world has ever seen. Meanwhile, Casey Affleck was busy getting drunk and molesting the film crew. It’s real Oscar material. Below is the trailer for lukewarm mess “I’m Still Here.”

Did you waste nearly a full minute of your life listening to a Kill Bill reject talking about drops of water and Joaquin’s hair seducing you to attack it with a bottle of Rid and scissors? This budget flick hits theaters in a hobo village near you on September 10th.

I blame Ben Affleck for this. If he never would have hit it big with Matt Damon hunting good will then Casey never would have ridden his coattails to fame.

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Casey Affleck Sexual Harassment Continues: Hookers and Back Molesting Edition

Either the Joaquin Phoenix documentary is going to be a masterpiece or it is going to be a sad reminder that Joaquin teetering on the edge of cokewhore crazy. It might be cost Casey Affleck and Joaquin millions as sexual harassment cases are landing in court.

The first claim was filed by a former producer for “I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix” filed a 19 page complaint against Casey , who is married to Summer Phoenix since 2006, that stated he was “hostile and aggressive” when she refused to spend the night with him. (Click HERE for more details on the first Affleck sexual harassment case.)

A second sexual harassment lawsuit has landed in court. The cinematographer, Magdalena Gorka, has filed a $2.25 million lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court. She claims that Casey subjected her to “routine instances of sexual harassment” including “lewd comments and suggested engaging in sexual activities along with suggestions she have sex with the Camera Assistant.” Her allegations further state that Casey got a case of the drunks and crawled in bed with her wearing only man-panties and t-shirt (I am hoping it was neon green and mesh).

“In mid-December 2008, Plaintiff traveled with other crew members to New York to shoot scenes involving Phoenix. Affleck and Phoenix decided not to put the crew up in a hotel, and the crew instead stayed overnight at Phoenix and Affleck’s apartment.

During the middle of the night, Plaintiff awoke to find Affleck lying in the bed next to her. Unbeknownst to Plaintiff, Affleck had entered the bedroom while she was asleep and crawled into the bed. When she woke up, Affleck was curled up next to her in the bed wearing only his underwear and a t-shirt. He had his arm around her, was caressing her back, his face was within inches of hers and his breath reeked of alcohol.

Plaintiff was shocked and repulsed because she did not know where he had touched her while she was sleeping or how long he had been there before she woke up.

Plaintiff immediately jumped up and told Affleck to get out of her bed. Affleck responded by asking “why?” Plaintiff said “because you are married and because you are my boss.” Affleck, undeterred, asked if Plaintiff “was sure.” Plaintiff said she was sure and insisted that he leave the room. Affleck left and slammed the door in anger.”

She then quit the project and later returned after another producer insisted the harassment would stop. (Spoiler alert….It didn’t.)

“For several weeks, Plaintiff tried to obtain work on a new project with no success. In January 2009, Plaintiff was contacted by a producer for the Project, Amanda White (“White”). White told Plaintiff that Affleck had requested she return to the Project. Plaintiff was wary about working with Affleck after his behavior in New York, but Plaintiff believed that another woman on the Project would create a safer working environment and deter Affleck and the others from harassing her further.

After receiving assurances that White would be present during all filming, Plaintiff agreed to return to the production. Over the next few months, Plaintiff was subjected to numerous incidents of outrageous and offensive conduct. She was subjected to a near daily barrage of sexual comments, innuendo and unwelcome advances by crew members, within the presence and with the active encouragement of Affleck.”

It gets better as transvestite prostitutes joined this sexual harassment rodeo. While shooting Joaquin’s first rap performance in Vegas, the decided to get some hookers and shoot some scenes back their hotel. Being that she is only mildly gullible, she went to the hotel to film and discovered it was just a big party and cited that “that Affleck orchestrated the shoot in the hotel suite for his own twisted personal gratification.” Then, in Costa Rica, Gorka claims that Casey and Joaquin locked themselves in her hotel room and were “engaging in sexual activities” with two other women. After that trip she quit for a second time.

Perhaps Casey should join the ‘House’ film crew as they too enjoy sex in trailers and knife throwing according another lawsuit. (Click HERE to read about the ‘House’ harassment lawsuit.

Casey Affleck Sued for Sexual Harassment

Casey Affleck decided to play film-maker last year and chronicled the rapid decline of this brother-in-law Joaquin Phoenix from actor to some kind of hip-hop performer (read about that debauchery HERE).

It seems that when cameras weren’t rolling, Affleck had a difficult time keeping his hands off the ladies who worked for him and his mouth shut…at least that’s what one of the “I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix” documentary producers is claiming.

Former documentary producer Amanda White has slapped Affleck with a $2 million lawsuit claiming he repeatedly sexually harassed her during the film’s production.

Via People:

In her 19-page complaint, White alleges Affleck, 34, referred to women as “cows” and openly discussed his sexual exploits in front of her. The producer also alleges Affleck, who since 2006 has been married to Phoenix’s sister Summer, and the film’s star once took over her hotel room in Costa Rica to entertain two women and that Affleck also once tried to get her to spend the night with him in his hotel room in San Francisco.

Her lawsuit says Affleck became “hostile and aggressive” when she refused and “violently grabbed her arm in an effort to intimidate her into staying.”

Affleck, however, has fired back claiming the allegations not only to be false, but has stated that White is merely a disgruntled employee as she was released from working with the film over a year ago.

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Joaquin Phoenix Mockumentary For Sale, Hidden Mic Photo

The, um, much anticipated mockumentary chronicling Joaquin Phoenix’s descent from acting into the world of homeless hip-hop is currently for sale. Something tells me this will be on the Loehman’s Bargain Table tomorrow morning.

Directed by Casey Affleck, Phoenix’s documentary was recently shown to Hollywood Big Wigs in the hopes of find distribution.

Via Deadline New York:

“I’m told that the film made its debut in a private lunchtime screening at WME headquarters last week for buyers — including Harvey Weinstein — who were sworn to secrecy. WME is selling the film, and it may only take a couple of days to reach a deal. I hear the agency and the distributors intend to keep the mock’s content under wraps for as long as they can for maximum shock value.”

The mock supposedly reveals whether or not Phoenix’s decision to leave acting to pursue his dream of becoming a hip-hop artist was real. In case you’ve forgotten, Joaquin grew a beard, ignored David Letterman during an interview, and later performed a hip hop number that ended with him falling off the stage into a crowd of people in a Las Vegas nightclub.

Shortly after Phoenix had appeared to fall off the deep end and media pointed the finger at his drug and substance problems. It was heartbreaking to watch as he appeared to be traveling a troubled path that took his brother’s life. Joaquin was even the one to make the panicked 911 call as River Phoenix suffered slipped away after an overdose of heroin and coke. However, as The Dame was digging through photos, she came across a picture revealing a mic hidden under Phoenix’s tie (see below) the same day he made his foray into rap.

So take that tidbit as you will, but I sincerely hope a “mockumentary” is not what is being sold. Seems tacky and cold. Lets hope it is more aimed at the media being a bunch of gullible whores.

What? Truth hurts baby!

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Joaquin Phoenix Attacks a Fan – Video

Just when you think Joaquin Phoenix has gone off the deep end, he shows you there are still a few more feet left for him to dive…literally.

While ‘performing’ at LIV nightclub at the Fountainbleau in Miami, Phoenix began exchanging insults with a paid actor fan near the front row.

Via TMZ.com:

“Phoenix [told] the heckler, ‘I’ve got millions of dollars in my f**king bank account. What do you got?’”

I am guessing the heckler retorted “self respect and a working shower” because Phoenix then jumped from the stage and began punching the man who has suspiciously not yet pressed charges. Someone may want to remind Phoenix that the money he earned making “Walk the Line” was blown on beard combs and rubber-bands for his hair.

Naturally while all this was happening, Phoenix’s BFF Casey Affleck was in the wings filming his documentary. Not wanting to chip a nail on his recently manicured hands, Affleck kept filming as opposed to rushing in to help, adding even more fuel to the theory that Joaquin is merely doing this for sport.

Joaquin Phoenix Rapping – Video

No folks, that title isn’t a mistake. After announcing his retirement in October from acting, Joaquin Phoenix has since decided to try his hand at a rap career, stating that he was ready to put his real self out there and not hide behind movie characters. Sounding more like a comedy movie than reality, Phoenix had so-called Rapper Diddy teach him the how-to’s of rap and Ben Affleck’s baby brother Casey Affleck capturing the night for a documentary about his journey into the music world. Or maybe its just Casey’s way of helping his brother in law through some massive issues he seems to have as of late.

For the skeptical people, Phoenix says he’s serious about his new venture into the rap world. His debut show on Friday night at Lavo in Las Vegas was sensational – if you consider sensational to be scraggly looking bearded man shouting incomprehensible words that are assumed to be rap lines then falling off the stage as he was walking off. Strutting his stuff around the club’s stage, he rapped to the sounds of a drum beat and hopped up and down, pumping his fist in the air during certain lyrics.

Via The Dish Rag:

“This is me saying this is who I am. This is my story. After all the years of reading scripts and reading lines, this is my chance to do something straight from the heart and put it out there. When I was young I liked punk rock music but then I discovered rap. I love the storytelling aspect of hip-hop.”

You tell em, bro! With the crowd cheering him on, Phoenix told the crowd that they ‘held a very special place in his heart’ towards the end of the performance. He said he was ready for the mixed reactions that would come from his performance.

Via People:

“Are there people out there who think I’m a joke? I’m sure there will be. Are there people who think it’s going to suck? Probably, but I can’t worry about that.”

After his unusual three song performance as he was leaving the stage Phoenix fell, falling flat on his rear into the crowd. Later, a relaxed Phoneix spent the rest of the night hugging friends and taking pictures with fans before ending his night around 1:30 a.m. Phoenix’s first album is reportedly being produced by Diddy, with a release date yet to be revealed.

… Joaquin rapping? Diddy producing? Oh my. This just has “disaster” written all over it…

Joaquin Phoenix Starts Rap Career

Really? He’s doing this? Ok…

According to NME Joaquin Phoenix is joining forces with new BFF, Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka Diddy, aka P. Diddy, to launch himself into rap. Diddy, Daddy, whatever the hell personality he is today, will produce this adventure. Meanwhile, Casey Affleck will document his experience and turn it into a movie. Joaquin is already scheduled to do a show in Las Vegas.

He recently hung out with Puffy and Casey at an event in Miami looking like the Unibomber. He announced his retirement from acting at a carpeted event to a stunned reporter from Extra. He appeared drunk or high, possibly both. A stunned Casey Affleck also confirmed that he has plans to put out an album.

Worries that he is back on his drug addiction also follow the report of his decision to leave the film world for music. Friends have urged the troubled star to get help and have reached out to him, but find he is unresponsive to their offers.

What is that old cliché? “Match in a gas tank…BOOM BOOM!”