Samantha Burke Sells Jude Law’s Baby Sophia – Cover Photo

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Fresh out of Samantha Burke’s oven comes her little botox funding machine. Jude Law’s baby momma has already sold the first photos of Sophia for around $300,000. Sophia is just 5 weeks old an hasn’t been taken out of the house very much so Burke could cash in on the first photos.

Via Daily Mail:

One source said: ‘Samantha may have got pregnant by accident but she’s a smart businesswoman.
‘The child has rarely left the house since her birth and when Samantha has had to take her out for some reason or the other, her face is carefully covered.’

I hate to slum it and admit that this disgusts even me, but this ho is like the Joe Jackson + Papa Joe Simpson + Jamie Spears hybrid of the new generation. I wouldn’t be surprised if Burke stood outside of Jude’s production of Hamlet and sold tickets to hold Sophia.

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Katherine Heigl Leaves Grey’s Anatomy to Adopt

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Poor kid. I mean, this is slightly a step up from being stranded in Korea doomed to a future of sewing together Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirts, but still this baby is going to be chain smoking by the time it is five and know the words to Beyonce’s “Diva.”

Reps for Izzy Stevens confirmed that Katherine is taking a hiatus from “Grey’s Anatomy” and flying out to pick up her baby. Her and her husband, Josh Kelley, have been secretly working on adoption plans for 6 months. I hear that Korea is in the top 5 of countries to adopt from.

So they finally wrapped things up in the process last week and are now headed out to pick up their awaiting baby. The 10 month old baby’s name is Nayleigh and since that is too taxing for Katherine to pronounce they are going to call her Leigh.

“She is thrilled,” a source close to the situation told Radar Online. “She and Josh are so happy.” The idea of adoption is nothing new for the actress, as she told USA Today two years that it’s something she’s “always planned.”

“I’m done with the whole idea of having my own children,” Heigl said. It doesn’t seem like any fun. I don’t think it’s necessary to go through all of that.”

What? Princess doesn’t want to have to actually go through the miracle of pushing a roast through a Pringles can. There’s surprise. Wasn’t she just whining about 17 hour work days? Yeah, I hate to break it to her…but the screaming, crying drool machine she is about to get doesn’t clock in and out or have ciggie breaks.

Quotables:

Crabbie’s Hollywood - “Some kids hit the jackpot, being adopted by Angelina Jolie or Madonna. And some get adopted by Katherine Heigl. Which still isn’t as bad as being adopted by Sharon Stone.”

Dlisted – “And if Katherine Hagel is actually planning to travel to Korea to pick up her baby friend, can someone please mix-up her plane tickets and send her to North Korea instead. Hagel + Kim Jong-il = BFFs.”

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Kourtney Kardashian is Knocked-Up

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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Huzzah. Now, someone tell me who she is.

Is she the one who made the sex-tape with Brandy’s brother? Oh, that was Kim Kardashian. Is she the tranny who was all over the rags last week in a bathing suit claiming her thighs are no longer touching thanks to spanx and her refusal to eat for a month? Oh, that was Khloe Kardashian. Is she the one who had so much plastic surgery she now blinks her lips? Oh, that was Bruce Jenner.

Nevertheless, she’s pregnant.

Via E!:

“While the E! reality star confirms she’s pregnant with her first child, Ms. K isn’t revealing too much right now. She’s keeping mum on the daddy’s identity and how far along she is. But the happy news definitely sheds light on some of the things she told me yesterday during my chat with her sister Khloé…
Kourt, 30, refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are back together. ‘You’re going to have to see on the show,’ she said, referring to ‘Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami’, which debuts this Sunday.”

Oh, she’s the one who got pregant in order to get extra publicity for her reality show. Now I know who she is.

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Sunday Rose Kidman Photo and Video

She is going to be gorgeous.

Nicole Kidman shared a photo of her daughter, Sunday Rose, on Oprah. She was to shill the new film “Australia” costarring Hugh Jackman. The mystery of the name Sunday was also explained.

(The good stuff is about 3 and a half minutes in.)

“Because my dad, we are all sitting around and I was 3 months maybe 4 months pregnant and we were like what name…what name…we wanna have a name. And we found out the sex of the baby because I wanted to know. And suddenly my dad there’s the patron of the arts called Sunday Reed. And we loved that name, but Sunday is Keith and I’s….that’s our favorite day.“

Well…ok. Pabst is my favorite beer. So any Cara offspring will be named Pabst Afternoon Delight Gyllenhaal. (In this scenario it is an offspring of Jake Gyllenhaal. It‘s make believe people.)

Source and Image Via: Huffington Post