“My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here [in her lap]. I’m fine, I turned out okay.”
– Freddie Prinze Jr. on “Lopez Tonight”
Freddie Prinze Jr. Shows Some Love for Britney Spears
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Celebrity Quotes: James Gandolfini
June 12, 2009 By Leave a Comment
“For the record, Shrek and I are no relation.”
-James Gandolfini at the 2009 Tony Awards
Celebrity Quotes: Conan O’Brien
May 29, 2009 By Leave a Comment
“In New York people would come up to me on the street and say, ‘Hey, Conan!’ Here in Los Angeles the only way I’m going to meet new people is if I accidentally get into their car.”
-Conan O’Brien on his move from New York to L.A.
Celebrity Quotes: Oprah
May 15, 2009 By Leave a Comment
“Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you.”
-Oprah
Celebrity Quotes: Jay Leno
May 7, 2009 By Leave a Comment
“God may have taken Bush away, but he gave us comedians Joe Biden.”
-Jay Leno
Celebrity Quotes: Shia LaBeouf’s Oedipus Complex
May 3, 2009 By 3 Comments
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
-Shia LaBeouf
Celebrity Quotes: Lisa Rinna
May 1, 2009 By 2 Comments
“I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house. How do you know it’s the swine flu? I don’t know but we had all the symptoms. We had it before it came out. I’m serious. I’m dead serious. We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine.”
- Lisa Rinna’s oratorical fireworks regarding the outbreak of swine flue.
What Others Said:
Dlisted – “Yes, I do believe Lisa Rinna is the swine flu. Quarantine the bitch!”
Celebrity Quotes: Kathy Griffin
April 24, 2009 By Leave a Comment
“If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.”
-Kathy Griffin at the GLAAD Media Awards
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Celebrity Quotes: Jennifer Love Hewitt
April 16, 2009 By 1 Comment
“My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara; I am a grown-up who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland.”
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
Note by The Dame: According to Beyonce, a diva is a female version of a hustla. So what does tiara bubble baths make JLH?
Celebrity Quotes: Russell Crowe
April 15, 2009 By 2 Comments
“I mean really, who gives a shit about what’s in the handbag of LeAnn Rimes? Who gives a s**t about that?”
-Russell Crowe on the trivialization of news.
