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Like the Aunt who shows up to Thanksgiving dinner late, smokes at the table and takes all the mashed potatoes, Lindsay Lohan is angering the cast of ‘Glee’ with her ho tricks. Girl even looks like my 76 year old Aunt Tootie.
E! has some sources on set and they squealed that Lindsay showed up late and revealed that a car had to drive to the Chateau Marmont hotel to pick her gin soaked rump up…
What in Pedobear’s weirdest nightmares is this? Lana Del Rey is eating with Axl Rose. We all know that sharing a meal means “dating” in the gossip world (and clubbing until 3 means sweaty celebrity sex with the obligatory “just friends” statement the following day).
Good ol’ Radar has another tale of Lindsay Lohan’s post court drunkery. This one ends with Lindsay clinging to a curtain and screaming about her friends ditching her while she did the Drunken Stumble.
Lindsay started at the Chateau Marmont. (Gurl, the jig is up. Find a new venue to pretend to sip cranberry juice at while you secretly eat bottles of vodka under the table.) After having a few drinks there, she hit up Michael Donegar’s birthday party at Palihouse hotel. This is where she lost her sober façade and went sad abandoned bridesmaid at bachelorette party.
When Salma Hayek can’t get a seat at a restaurant, she goes a tad crazy! While out with a couple of her friends Wednesday night, Hayek threw a hissy fit and made quite the scene at the Chateau Marmont restaurant when she wasn’t able to be seated immediately without a reservation. Salma reportedly wanted to eat outside and didn’t feel as though she should have to wait for a table.
Per Radar:
“The beautiful actress was with a couple of girlfriends and when she realized the patio was full and the hostess wouldn’t seat her – Salma freaked out! She created a scene, yelling Spanish…The hostess tried to calm her down and said she could have the first available table. Even her girlfriends tried to calm her down. But Salma was steaming and then switched to complaining in English and didn’t stop until a party left and she was seated.”
I guess it’s one of the biggest humiliations in celeb-world, to be seen waiting for anything. “Radar” claims to have been there, and seen everything with their very own eyes. Salma’s rep, however, is putting a different spin on the entire situation.
Per Perez Hilton:
Salma’s publicist tells us, “Salma went to the Chateau last night for a drink later in the evening to celebrate her birthday with friends. When she arrived (around 10pm) her entire party was already there and seated. She joined her family and friends at the table and had a lovely evening.”
Whether this turns out to be true or not this woman is married to a billionaire so she’s probably used to getting everything she wants. Let this be a warning to all the Hostesses and Waiters/Waitresses out there: When Salma Hayek rolls up to your place to eat, make sure this woman has a seat – pronto!
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Talk about drama – The family of Samantha Ronson is seeking protection against Lindsay Lohan! Samantha’s mother Ann Dexter-Jones and sister Charlotte Ronson reportedly have asked the Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a restraining order against the actress.
Per Ok! Magazine:
“She does these things to get attention,” said Charlotte of Lohan’s recent actions. “She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.”
Mama Ronson continued spilling Lohan’s rumored cutter status.
“[Lindsay] was doing drugs,” added Ann. “And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau. She was complaining about the music and noise coming from upstairs. She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down. She cuts herself too,” Ann continued. “She is a cutter! She got up illegally to our room,” Charlotte told the policeman. “She does these acts of public humiliation. It is all for attention… She was also got physical with Mark.”
The BHPD can’t issue restraining orders because there are no judges in the building. So the officer instructed the family to file a petition for a restraining order at the courthouse in Santa Monica. On Monday, April 6, Lindsay Lohan confirmed that her relationship with Samantha Ronson has ended after dating on and off since May 2008, saying “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.” Samantha herself has not yet spoken about that matter.
Lets start a pool on how long it will take Lindsay to completely fall off the deep end! She will be bald and crying on a street corner by next week.
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Is Lindsay Lohan officially out on her tush? Looks like it! After another one of their nuclear fights last Thursday night at Chateau Marmont where police were called to break up the argument, Samantha Ronson had the locks at her home changed on Friday and Lindsay barred from a private party for her sister Charlotte later that night.
The doorman at the party were apparently under strict instructions by the Ronson family to not let Lindsay in under any circumstances, and they went to great lengths to make sure that happened. Lindsay did indeed show up to the party, but only to be restrained from entering by 5 security guards. Onlookers say that she threw a big hissy fit when she was denied entry.
Via TMZ and NZHerald:
“On Saturday, paps spot a locksmith at Sam’s apartment, changing the locks on the front door.”
“Lindsay was shouting, ‘But you’ve all known me for so long’ to the staff. She was furious and caused a big scene.” says an onlooker. “Everyone at the party was gossiping about the ban. It was hugely humiliating.”
Despite the drama, Sam kept busy with her music as their mom Ann Dexter-Jones snapped photos and brother Mark helped provide the tunes. Sources say that Samantha is not returning any of Lindsays phone calls and its leaving her heartbroken. Lindsay last week had assured reporters that she and Ronson had not broken up. Perhaps someone forgot to tell her?
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