Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Affair

Amber Rose has weaved a tale of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian having an affair. When two egos collide it always ends in a supernova of self congratulatory sex. I am sure it wasn’t as great as Amber fears. Foreplay probably consisted of an argument over who is prettier and positioning a mirror at an angle in which they can both stare at themselves.

Apparently, Amber Rose thought that someone who dispenses wisdom such as, “an abortion can cost a ballin’ n*gga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ b*tches be getting pregnant on purpose,” would be able to keep his disco stick to himself.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Trial Separation ?!

In a blind item revelation, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin reportedly attempted a trial separation. During his last tour, Chris was free to do what and who he wanted. Reps will throw a NUH-UH! at the rumor and it will go quietly into the night, but sources say they attempted the separation and kept it as quiet as possible to keep their kids blissfully unaware of a possible permanent split.

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Robert Pattinson Cheating with Sarah Roemer ?! – VIDEO

Le GASP! ESCANDALO! Robert Pattinson was seen leaving a bar with Sarah Roemer. Naturally, this equals cheating and not a matter of friendly convenience with a side benefit of being gas conscientious.

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Cheating Husbands, Lesbian Housewife, Alcoholic Child Star: Blind Items

“This foreign-born actress has a husband that has been cheating on her for years. He thinks she doesn’t know. She does. She’s known since the beginning but looks the other way because she claims in her culture, ‘it’s just what men do.’ She has accepted his infidelity quietly and claims that as long as he doesn’t bring it home, she’s okay with the lies. So sad.” [Buzzfoto]

My Guess: Salma Hayek and her billionaire husband who reportedly fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista. Click HERE for more on that affair…

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Bruce Willis Made Ashton Kutcher Cry

I am believing this one simply because the thought of Ashton Kutcher weeping in a corner while Bruce Willis paces and cracks his knuckles amuses me. The tale comes from National Enquirer so get out your grains of salt.

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Demi Moore Hints at Ashton Kutcher Cheating/Divorce

Ashton Kutcher has been reportedly touching genitals that don’t belong to his wife Demi Moore. The replacement Charlie Sheen is, once again, allegedly cheating on Demi with some random trick.

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Will and Jada Smith NOT Separating but Facing Marriage Trouble ?!

In a rather carefully constructed statement, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smitth have confirmed they are NOT separating. In Touch reported that the couple was pulling the trigger on their 13 year marriage. The mag appears to have jumped the gun.

The initial report gave no detail as to why Will and Jada were allegedly breaking up. It simply announced they were separating and then instructed readers to by the print version of the tabloid. Huge red flag right there, but is the mag completely wrong?

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Kat Von D’s Jesse James Tattoo – PHOTO, VIDEO

Kat Von D’s body is like a skin version of Shutterfly. She has a friend’s face on her thigh, her mom’s mug on her shoulder, her sister’s face on her arm and her ex-husband’s picture on her leg. Now she has Jesse James 5th grade portrait just below her left armpit. We all know how this ends so feel free to shoot some judgmental giggle at this.

In the promos for ‘L.A. Ink’ she gushes on about Jesse James being her true love and not caring what anyone thinks about their looooovvvveeee. Now, they have called off their engagement and this entire season of Ink will be one big mockery of Kat’s belief that her Vanilla Gorilla won’t trip and fall into another trick’s vagina.

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Justin Timberlake Cheated on Jessica Biel With…LIST

Every mag is jumping on the circus pony that is the Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel break up story. Justin had been rumored to be cheating on Biel for years. There were even a few repeat mistresses that he reportedly hooked up with behind her back along with multiple barflies. Us Weekly compiled some of his rumored bouts of infidelity.

List of Who Justin Timberlake Cheated With:

Kate Hudson – Justin and Kate reportedly hooked up in December of 2009. This was before Hudson finally broke off relations with Alex Rodriguez. Goldie Hawn was also said to be trying to set up a “friendly date” between her daughter and JT. (Click HERE for those details…)

Olivia Munn – This is one hook up I believe happened. He was linked to her on multiple occasions and this rumor made it’s rounds on several different occasion. Most convincing story was that Justin told Munn that he and Biel were breaking up and hoped to see more of Olivia. Friends squealed about this just a few weeks before the announcement came that Justin and Jessica officially broke up. (Click HERE for those details…)

Rihanna – They did, they didn’t. Multiple stories ran that Rihanna and Justin hooked up while shooting their video for “Rehab.” A blind item ran in NY Daily News that fit their affair rumor at Fashion Week. Then they reportedly were sexting each other “non-stop” after the 2009 VMA’s. (Click HERE for those details…)

Go-Go Dancer – Photos accompany this story. Justin was snapped getting extremely close with a curly haired and scantily clad dancer at Tao. Later he was seen taking her and another dancer back to his hotel suite. (Click HERE for those details…)

A barfly – Justin merely has to walk into a bar and women swarm looking to get a piece of the action. A source spilled to Us, ““He found her Southern accent irresistible, the woman bragged to a friend, also revealing that she picked him up, and that he was an amazing kisser. According to the source, she and Timberlake dashed off to her apartment around the corner for a quick interlude, then he returned to the bar to rejoin his friends.”

Another barfly as witnessed by Lindsay Lohan – In spring of 2009 Lindsay Lohan claimed to have witnessed Justin making out with a brunette at Avenue. She tried to covertly call him out by Tweeting “…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?” Of course, Lindsay might have drunk/high/confused and actually saw well dressed lesbian kiss a friend hello. This one you have to base on how much you trust Lohan. (Click HERE for those details…)

Rumored But NOT Likely True:

Mila Kunis – They just cranked out “Friends With Benefits” and the rumors of their hook up are coinciding with the film’s press wagon. Too coincidental. Mila’s friends also insist that while they have great chemistry, Kunis did not indulge in an affair with Justin. It wasn’t from a lack of trying by Timberlake though. Sources said he threw out every hint that he was open for a hook up. (Click HERE for those details…)

Ciara – She had little interest beyond their collaboration for “Love, Sex, Magic.” However the rumors still flew. Most likely to heat up interest in the video.

Scarlett Johansson – They were rumored to be getting “hot and heavy” just before ScarJo fell for Ryan Reynolds. Since her divorce from Ryan she has been reportedly dating Sean Penn. (Click HERE for those details…)

Top 10 Celebrity Scandals of 2010

Here are the Top 10 Celebrity Scandals of 2010 in no particular order….

1. Tiger Woods and the Whore Parade – The pro-golfer went from idol to shamed sex maniac after a rodeo of hookers, waitresses and night club hostesses came forward with tales of his fetishes. It all started in late 2009 as Tiger’s wife chased him down with a club and went Dick Cheney on him and his car. The ladies of the night then started pouring out details of their sordid affairs. In the end, it cost him $110 million in a divorce settlement. Click HERE for more details on Tiger Woods and His Cheating scandal…

2. Mel Gibson and the Glum C*nt – After divorcing his wife Mel Gibson and his mistress, Oksana Grigorieva, went public. The two then hit red carpet events together and announced that they were expecting a baby. Following the birth of their daughter Lucia, Mel went crazy and reportedly hit Oksana while she held their infant daughter in her arms. Gibson has a past full of drunken tirades surrounding his personal anti-Semitic views so when the news of audio tapes filled with death threats and acts of violence hit, it wasn’t as much of a shock. That is, until he started demanding pre-jacuzzi blow jobs mixed with threats to kill Oksana, bury her in a rose garden and set fire to her home. Click HERE for more details on Mad Mel’s Metldown…

3. Jesse James, Sandra Bullock and Forehead Tattoo Hoe –Most of Hollywood hides infidelity like a bad scar…ugly and permanent. Sandra Bullock is one of America’s sweethearts and it appeared to be rainbows and butterflies when it came to her marriage. After her emotional Oscar acceptance speech the joy soon ended. Jesse’s cheating scandal hit tabloids with a vengeance. One rag gave Sandra a warning of the impending exposure of the infidelity. She packed up and kicked her cheating husband to the curb and sought solace in her son she had adopted. Click HERE for more on Sandra, Jesse and His Skank Parade…

4. Miley Cyrus, The Bong, The Crotch ShotsMiley Cyrus is a head shaving away from become a budget version of Britney Spears. The girl is barely 18 and has multiple nude photo scandals, crotch shots, lap dancing videos and a drug scandal under her belt. Her latest antic was being video tapped sucking on a bong and immediately tripping on what is said to be salvia. It’s been a busy year for the “Can’t Be Tamed” singer. She was also the subject of Perez Hilton’s faux pas after he posted an uncensored pic of her crotch on Twitter. Roberta Ferguson of Earsucker explained that “He pushed the lines of child pornography, as the Disney starlet was only 17-years-old at the time. It was one of the biggest stories of the year because it caused a wave of controversy among his detractors. He didn’t back down, instead taking to his blog to make an unapologetic video. It was Photoshopped and an obvious fake in the end.” Click HERE for Miley Cyrus Scandals…

5. Charlie Sheen VS. Hotel Chandelier – Charlie Sheen loves his booze, coke and women (not necessarily in that order.) He ended his last Christmas threatening and hitting his wife. The progressed with the usual antics of jail, rehab and some of his cars mysteriously committing suicide. Finally, in October the current highest paid male tv star had a debacle at the Plaza Hotel. We aren’t talking some Eloise shiz here. Charlie was found naked in his room after a hooker/porn star called the cops when he locked her in a closet and then beat up a chair, table and chandelier. This guy knows how to party. Click HERE for the photos of the damage…

6. John Travolta Gay Sex Scandal – This has been going on for years, but it hit a new pinnacle when author Robert Randolph wrote about John’s same sex exploits in his new book. To further the rumor, Carrie Fisher voiced her opinions on his sexuality.

“I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his (Travolta’s) legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given (bleep) jobs?”

Fisher answered “Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.”

7. Lindsay Lohan.Period. – It wouldn’t be a year without Lindsay Lohan crying in a courtroom. Lindsay failed to show up to a court date for a DUI hearing because Leprechauns stole her passport while she was in Cannes. Looming paparazzi followed the flimsy excuse with pics of Lindsay partying the nights away following the loss of her travel documents. She landed in jail and gave us all another mugshot to add to her collection. After a two week sentence she was plopped into rehab and failed a drug test in September. Click HERE for Lindsay Lohan’s mugshot…

8. Demi Lovato Punching Back Up Dancer – This troubled starlet couldn’t dodge the Disney curse. From photos and rumors of her cutting problem to her drug addictions and partying, this girl was a time bomb. After whatever it was that set her off (perhaps the staged romance with Joe Jonas), Demi punched one of her back up dancers. She immediately was sent to rehab, but it didn’t stop a rumored sex tape and a set of racy photos of Lovato. Click HERE for more of Fallen Disney Starlets…

9. LeAnn Rimes Man Snatchin’ – LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian met on the set of set of a Lifetime movie. They soon turned into a real life drama. The two were caught on camera having a date night while kissing and suck on each other’s fingers. Both were married to other people at the time. Eddie attempted to make it work with his wife after their affair became public knowledge. Rimes continued to stalk him and pretty much told her husband to take a hike. They are now engaged and sitting by themselves at the shamed bitches table. Shape Magazine received an onslaught of criticism after plastering LeAnn on their cover. The Editor has since apologized for her lapse in taste.

10. Brett Favre Caught With His Pants on the Ground – Brett Favre couldn’t keep his peen to himself according to Jenn Sterger. The Playboy Playmate turned Sports Illustrated lacky shared the story of Brett trying to seduce her on multiple occasions. It started with a few phone calls that turned sexually aggressive and were followed with pictures of Favre’s penis. In one of the photos Brett is allegedly masturbating while wearing sandals. What resulted was a laughable investigation and a slew of Croc jokes. As pointed out on Sportscasm, it is impossible to tell whether or not or not it is actually Favre, but the voicemails sound a lot like him.