I scratch my head in confusion as to why these celebs turned sex maniacs feel the need to apologize to the world for being perverts. Jesse James is the latest to add his name to the list of men who can’t keep their naughty bits to themselves and has issued a public apology to Sandra Bullock.

The age old question of whether or not you can repair a relationship after infidelity is the theme this decade. Yesterday James’ mistress continued with the details on their debauchery by providing sexy texts she and Jesse exchanged. (Click HERE to see those). Being that Sandy is a very private person, someone thought it wise to have Jesse issue a public apology. –Oh, honey. No.-

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

This case isn’t nearly as bad as Tiger Woods’s Mistress Parade (completed with an Ambien float and proceeds going to a Distressed Nightclub Hostesses association). Recently one of his hooker/porn star/bar waitresses went public with some extremely scandalous texts in which he told her he wanted to “choke, slap, f**k, throw, pull hair, bite and pee on” her.

Regardless, the current story is that Bullock found out about his cheating through her publicist who got a mercy call from In Touch.

“In Touch magazine had called Sandra’s publicist Monday morning to let her know the magazine was going to print an explosive cover story … saying her husband was cheating,” a source at the magazine told me. “At first, camp Sandra dismissed the story until they understood that the magazine had the alleged mistress, tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, on the record telling all.”

By the end of the day Monday, Sandra had moved out of the mansion in California and pulled out of her London event to promote ‘The Blind Side,’ feeling blindsided herself.

My little no-heart is weeping for her, but honey child, you know Sandy isn’t curled up in the fetal position crying on the bathroom floor with a cookie dough mustache. She has memories of seeing Ryan Reynolds naked to be her Band-Aid, gobs of cash and the rest of her Oscar winning life to get on with. I hope she is past the sads and already on to perfecting her “This Bitch…” look.