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Chelsea Handler opened her mouth (aka opportunity hole) and let some her brain off the leash to attack Joan Rivers. It’s like the slutty flag twirler who couldn’t make the cheerleading squad picking on the Home Economics teacher who teaches how to make Tequila Shooters and tells you to marry rich. SPOILER ALERT: Joan wins.
Chelsea Handler was allegedly busted last week doing something suspicious with a man in the bathroom of a club in NY. Handler, who is dating hotelier Andre Balazs, was attending a party for Standard Hotel employees – being hosted by her boyfriend on a restored boat docked on the Hudson. Handler was seen with her usual drink of choice – Holy Water, aka Vodka on the rocks – earlier in the night, but according to Page Six, she decided she needed something a little harder.
The rumor mill was hot in October with talk of Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent seeing each other. They denied the rumors and Chelsea made jokes about them being a couple. Well could this be a joke or are Chelsea and 50 ready to bring their relationship out in the open? Over the weekend Chelsea took to her twitter and twit picked a photo of her and 50 cent cuddling in bed while she’s kissing him on the cheek.
I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.
Hmmmmm… there’s only one man who ever gets into my bed, and that’s my boyfriend. Perhaps this isn’t a rumor after all. Ha, funny girl!
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Remember that whole Angelina Jolie is a homewrecking C.U.Next Tuedsay thing? (Click HERE for a video and recap…)
It appears Our Lady of Hypocrisy has upset her bestie Jennifer Aniston. After Chelsea Handler went on her rant and will tell anyone with a microphone/camera/$5 bill that she hates Jolie, Jenn is supposedly nursing a case of the angries.
Via Popeater:
“Jen has gone out of her way to keep her private feelings about that woman who stole her husband private and has always asked her friends to do the same. She is furious with Chelsea for bringing the whole situation back to life again and landing her on the cover of a weekly magazine tomorrow with a Brad headline. She hates drama or unnecessary attention and certainly doesn’t want to ever see her face on a tabloid again with a headline about Angie or Brad.”
If Jen actually did tell her to shut her homewrecker-hole then the world will collectively slow clap until Handler sits down.
Since it is a really, really dry Tuesday (aka I have been busy watching youtube vids of pandas sneezing), I am going with more on the Handler VS Jolie smackdown.
Chelsea Handler spit out some excuse about calling Angelina Jolie a homewrecking c*nt during one of her shows in Jersey (click HERE for the video of that…). Hypocrisy must be beyond her because she simply stated that she has been making fun of Angie “since she made out with her brother.”
Nothing says Happy Monday like a video of Chelsea Handler throwing the word C.U.Next Tuesday around like an Irish hooker with Tourettes.
Chelsea Handler took out her pot and called Jolie’s kettle black. During a show in New Jersey, the comedienne (I use the term loosely) started in on Angelina Jolie being a homewrecker.
“She’s a homewrecker, she is,” Chelsea started on Angie. “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.”
Someone answer Handler with a video of a Brangeloonie sitting in a room wallpapered with Mr. and Mrs. Smith posters screaming “You in danger girl!” Maddox is filing his nails into mini-shivs and gonna go all Wolverine on her.
Seriously though….Handler slept her way to the top of the crap tv pile with a married man who also left his wife for her. Whateves. Kathy Griffin > Handler. ‘Nuff said.
…And no, I don’t mean by giving John Mayer another chance, thankfully! Jennifer Aniston is about to make a big mistake and it’s because of advice that her new best buddy, Chelsea Handler, has given her. Chelsea is telling Jen that it’s time to start fresh – with love, life… and hair!
Per PopEater:
It looks like Jen is being encouraged to let her hair down, a bit of advice that Chelsea is taking literally. “She’s trying to convince Jen it’s finally time to cut off all that hair and start over.”
Hair?! What?!! Chelsea is a bad influence – bad idea!! What do you think?
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Rumors have been flying about an alleged sex tape made by comedian and talk show host, Chelsea Handler. RadarOnline first reported that the video, made over a decade ago, begins with Handler introducing herself fully-clothed. Next, the comedienne delivers a stand-up routine, which is interrupted by footage of Handler engaged in an explicit sex act with a partner speaking in a British accent. Afterwards, the tape cuts back to Chelsea doing her stand-up routine.
“This is an old demo tape that Chelsea had put together just a couple years after moving out to Hollywood when she was trying to make it as a comedienne,” the source who showed RadarOnline.com the tape said. It was on a VHS tape and appears to have been taped over. Chelsea gave this demo tape to a bunch of talent agents and managers hoping to book some gigs. It was taken so long ago and distributed on old VHS tapes, that I’m sure most people just threw them out because her stand-up was so bad and they didn’t realize she would make it big one day. It’s highly possible that many of the recipients of the tape didn’t even watch past the first couple of minutes and missed the sex tape part altogether.”
Last night on “Chelsea Lately” she confirmed that the video does indeed exist, first joking that it was supposed to be a surprise Christmas gift to her staff before explaining that she made it nearly a decade ago to use as an audition tape when she was first starting out. Uh, yeah. That’s why we did all those questionable things in the past, too. It wasn’t because we were young and needed the money.
I can’t stand Chelsea Handler, but she is managing to carve a name out for herself thanks to her…assets.
The late night talk show host is entertaining the idea of doing Playboy. She has a career in the entertainment business thanks to E! After several attempts at making it big in the comedy world, she landed a couple of gigs on the network. The rumor is that she is/was dating one of the execs and scored herself a career with the celebrity based channel.
I am just jealous I didn’t think of that first.
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The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
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