Amy Winehouse To Adopt A Child

Attention all St. Lucians: Hide your children! Amy Winehouse reportedly is looking into adopting a child from the Caribbean Island.

Amy spent nearly two months on holiday in St. Lucia this past winter. There, she reportedly kicked her drug habit, had at least two reported affairs, and alienated nearly every guest at the LeSport Resort with her nearly nude antics.

Via The TransWorldNews:

“Amy is seriously thinking about adopting,” says an insider. “She has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St. Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt.”

If you live in St. Lucia, now may be time to slap that ‘For Sale’ sign in your front yard.

However, I am inclined to think a child may be good for Amy. Perhaps she could adopt an 18-year-old. That way she would always have a designated driver and someone to send out for cigs, ballet slippers, and Aqua Net.

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Angelina Jolie Pregnant …Again

Wow that was quick! If you believe the rumors going around lately, Angelina Jolie and her boy-toy Brad Pitt are going to be parents – Again!! It’s been claimed by “Star” Magazine that Angelina is just over 2-months pregnant with baby #7 for the fast growing family. This is like deja-vu for the millionth time on this reoccurring story!

Via Star Mag:

“Yes, Angie is pregnant,” a family insider tells Star. “They’d been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn’t seem possible.”

A source close to the actress confirms that Angie is about two and a half months along. “She’s thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!”

According to the gossip magazine, after finding out she was indeed pregnant she decided to keep the news to herself for a bit, telling Brad only at the end of March after he returned from a trip to New Orleans. But it was only a little over a month ago that the magazine also reported that the pair were headed towards breaking up, after Jolie apparently caught Pitt having an affair with the childrens’ nanny behind her back. “Star” goes on to say that the pregnancy came at just the right time for the couple, to end their ongoing fight about Nanny-Gate.

Gee…. How convenient! Isn’t Jolie supposedly doing her own stunts for the movie “Salt” she is currently filming? If so, I doubt she’d be climbing walls and dangling off of buildings if she was actually pregnant. I guess time and waistlines will eventually tell!

Heidi Montag Claims to be Pregnant

Sweet Mother of Gucci NO!!!! The dumb donkey from “The Hills” is knocked up. I am praying that baby Jesus uses his powers to make her barren. Or that this is a horrid April Fools Day joke that is meant to garner press.

Heidi Montag claimed to be pregnant and announced this via her Twitter site. I am guessing she is attempting to witty. You know if she was actually preggers she’d be selling that baby from the stick she peed on to the first baby photos. That and the fact that Spencer’s sperm is too busy trying to grow baby pubic beards. She is coincidentally trying to shill some new shiz that is the short bus version of music.

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