Tiger Woods Fathered Two Children with Mistresses

It comes as no surprise that Tiger Woods has two illegitimate children. I am betting that Maury is practically vibrating with excitement at the thought of telling Tiger, “You ARE the father!”

A porn star named Devon James swears on her bank account that Tiger is the father of her nine year old son. She claims, like all the rest of the members of the Woods Wheel O’ Flesh Peddlers, that he rarely wore a condom and she gave birth to a baby boy in 2001.

Via Radar:

“She says Tiger is the father of her child and she’s insistent about it.” James claimed to have had a two-and-a-half year affair with the superstar when he paid her and another woman $2,000 each for a ‘two-girl party.’ The pair engaged in unprotected sex and James became pregnant, a source squealed. Yet it wasn’t until a chance encounter with Woods, six years later, that the Florida woman told Woods that she believed her son was his.”

So the only real “proof” that she has that her son is Tiger Junior is the fact they look alike? I think there would be more merit in a claim that his first words were Ambien or Golden Showers.

Another woman, Theresa Rogers, has also come forward to claim that Woods is the father of her daughter. A journalist type in England has also helped Rogers shill her story about her Tiger Woods sexy times resulting in a child. A documentary on his mating habits is due to air across the pond this week detailing the golfer’s transgressions and talk with the woman who claims to have DNA proof.

“Rumors about a love child have circulated since dad-of-two Tiger, 34, split from wife Elin. Theresa Rogers reportedly gave birth to a girl in 2003 and demanded £2million for her silence. The claims are in Channel 4′s Tiger Woods: The Rise and Fall, on Thursday.”

I am surprised it took these hoes this long to cash in on some baby-daddy cash. In case you lost count, I believe the number of crotch jockies is up to 15.

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Mel Gibsons Baby Mama Is Not Happy

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Well this didn’t take long! Mel Gibsons once-mistress turned girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is reportedly a little ticked off that her baby daddy isn’t stepping up for his parental responsibilities.

Per Celebitchy via The Enquirer:

“Mel can go days without even stopping by Oksana’s home and checking on Lucia – much less feeding her, putting her down for a nap or changing a diaper,” said a friend.

“Mel tells Oksana he isn’t raising Lucia any differently than he did his other passel of kids, and that Robyn really did the raising.”

Mel wasn’t at the birth of daughter Lucia, instead opting to fly back to LA from NY for a couple of hours and then heading back east to finish filming of a new movie. After her daughters birth, Oksana gave an exclusive interview to Britain’s “Hello! Magazine” where she raved on and on about how Mel is “solid and faithful” and how he was a “hands on” father who “has been very doting and nurturing.” But now Oksana is left biting her tongue on those statements and fears Mel’s ready to ditch their relationship, given the fact that he’s not only living separately from Oksana and their baby but also because Mel has decided to revisit his night-clubbing days. What did she expect? Robyn probably raised his other seven kids while Mel was out whoring around. Like this should come to anyone’s surprise.

Stripper Apologizes To Fergie For Boinking Josh, Claims He’s Still Texting Her

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The stripper who claims to have had an affair with Josh Duhamel isn’t letting go of her time in the spotlight, instead reaching out to apologize to Fergie for messing around with her husband. Nicole Forrester (husband boinking stripper) even passed a lie detector test regarding her affair with Duhamel. (Click HERE to see the videos of her confession.)

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Per Extra:

“I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody,” says Nicole Forrester, a 34-year-old single mother of two who says she slept with Duhamel, 37, while he was filming “Live As We Know It” in Atlanta. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it at the time like I think of it now. She’s standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?” she says.”

Now thats one classy lady, huh? Note to Nicole – Your sincerity becomes questionable when you insist that you are not a homewrecker. Forrester further mentions that her own family, including her two young children, has suffered due the recent scandal.

“My son, he went to a football game last Saturday and he was like, mom, ‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him,’” he says.”

Aww, such a heartwarming tale, dontcha think? What, is she hawking for a ‘Lifetime movie of the week?’ LeAnne Rimes is looking for work, and she’s fit the part of Forrester perfectly! Nevertheless, it proved to be a life changing experience for her, because she says she has given up stripping since her children asked her to. Despite her son calling her disgusting and the amount of public backlash she has endured, Forrester can’t seem to quit talking about her time with Duhamel. At first Forrester claimed she and the actor had a “really, really good time” together, but now she’s singing a different tune saying she was not ‘wowed’ by Duhamel’s bedroom skills.

Per Huffington Post:

“As far as the best sex? No, I don’t think that was it,” she said.

But then, in what seems to be a backhanded move, Forrester mentions that Duhamel has still been sending her text messages since the scandal broke. So what exactly is she trying to tell Fergie – I’m sorry I slept with your man, and by the way, he’s still in contact with me? That’s quite an apology, huh? My guess is she’s only apologizing due to her son thinking his mom is a homewrecking skank.

Quotables:

Heckler Spray: “You have to feel for Nicole Forrester. After all, how was she to know that allegedly sleeping with a married actor and then voluntarily doing numerous high profile paid interviews about it on TV, radio and in print would lead to people finding out about it? She’s the real victim here. That poor woman.”

Celebrity Smack- Ok, I think I found the bitch I want to box for the Celebrity Boxing Federation!

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Oksana Grigorieva Gave Birth to Mel Gibson’s Daughter

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Pass around the cigars folk – We now have an Octo-Dad! Mel Gibson’s current girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, who he knocked up and then proposed to presumably out of guilt, has given birth to their baby girl. Oksana allegedly gave birth on Friday, a few weeks early as she reportedly wasn’t due until December, but everything went well and mom and daughter are doing just fine and resting at home. No further details, such as a name, has been given as of yet. This is Grigorieva’s second child and Gibson’s eighth. He already has seven children, a daughter and six sons, from his first wife Robyn who he was married to for 28 years in addition to two grandchildren. Grigorieva has a teenage son with former “James Bond” actor Timothy Dalton. Gibson met Grigorieva in 2008 when she had been signed to his Icon Records label.

Wait, so his new daughter is younger than his two grandchildren? Does anyone else find that disturbing? What a disgusting old man. His children must be so proud. Good luck to this new bundle of joy, having to be raised by a gold digging Octo-mom look alike, and a cheating dad who’s idea of a good time is riding around drunk yelling out racist comments.

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Michael Lohan & NeNe Leakes War Of Words

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Another war of words erupted on “The Insider” last night, this time between attention seeker Michael Lohan and “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star NeNe Leakes.

Lohan has been speaking out to the media alot lately, saying that he wants to petition for his daughter’s Lindsay Lohans‘ conservatorship because he believes she is addicted to prescription drugs. Lohan appeared via satellite on the show, and Leakes barely let Lohan have a chance to defend himself for his public actions, though that still didn’t stop him from lashing back at her. She accused him of being a sell-out parent who is trying to make money on his daughter, calling him things like a “toxic parrot” and “manipulator,” but he denied the claims.

Per NY Daily News:

“I believe you’re just trying to make money off of Lindsay,” Leakes said. “You’re always in the press.”

Lohan responded, saying he hasn’t made any money off of his daughter and that he’s the only one trying to help her.

“I’m not going see my daughter die!” he said. “You have Michael Jackson, you had Heath Ledger, Adam Goldstein. You can go back to John Belushi, Anna Nicole Smith, and even Elvis Presley. It was prescription drugs that killed these people. I’m not going watch my daughter die.”

Undeterred, Leakes continued, threatening him physically. “Do not make me come after you,” she warned. “I will eat you alive.”

“Do something worthwhile and promote Nutri-System,” says Lohan. “Give your chair a break and move your fat a** outta there!”

Guess we know now where Lindsay gets her “Oh, well she’s fat” comebacks from. Leakes then takes it another step farther, telling Lohan to ‘go hang out with Jon Gosselin.’ Bah-Zing! Their war of the words ended with Lohan taking off his mic and leaving his chair, abruptly ending the interview. Come on now… we’re all adults here, aren’t we?

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Daddy Lohan, who is reportedly about to get served with a restraining order by Lindsay. This comes after he made it public knowledge that he hoped stage an intervention for her whose alarming appearance and erratic behavior has left him sure she’s been popping pills and drinking in excess. Lindsay didn’t appreciate her father’s heart-to-heart with the tabloids and obviously Leakes didn’t either! But in the end, its Papa Lohan who looks like the bigger man, as he’s issued an apology to Ms. Leakes.

Per The Insider:

“I apologize to the producers of ["The Insider"], the viewers and even Miss Leakes for coming back at her, for her attack on me, in the inappropriate manner I did. I do however wish I had known she was on the panel because then I would have known what I was in for and I would have handled things differently. To begin with, she may have children, but none in a crisis situation. Second, for her to call me a broke a** when I am not, but she had a house in foreclosure and 2 cars repoed [sic], I would have addressed that as well. This show was about helping my daughter and owning up to my part of her life and why I have taken these measures. Not a personal attack on Lindsay or me. I am sorry for my conduct and I hope Ms. Leakes is for hers.”

Take this with a grain of salt – Knowing him, its just another way to keep his name floating about. Pick up on the cheap shots in his so-called apology? Check out the video above for your LOL’s of the day!

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Jon Gosselin Getting Owned By Nancy Grace – Video

Oh man, this was probably one of the best LOLtastic moments I have seen lately! Prosecutor-turned-TV host Nancy Grace grilled Jon Gosselin on “The Insider” Monday night about his bitter divorce from his estranged wife Kate, leaving poor Jon looking as if he was about to soil himself. Grace questions Jon’s motive to pull the plug on the family’s reality show now and bashed him for the parade of women coming in and out of his door.

Per PopEater:

“For years Jon, you had your children on TV on a reality show, but suddenly when it’s no longer ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8,’ it’s ‘Kate Plus 8,’ you suddenly have a problem with it and you want it all to come to an end? I don’t believe that,” Grace said.

Oh just wait kittens, it gets better! Jon responded by claiming that ‘regardless of timing, I’m their father and I will do whats best for my children.’ Oh, like waiting for the children to be asleep before boinking the nanny. How considerate of you! Grace was quick with a response!

“What’s important is the children and not these two self-absorbed husband and wife who are argue constantly in front of their children?” she continued. “Why don’t you just quit arguing and work on your marriage, wouldn’t that be a better idea?”

Grace also took shots at Jon’s reliance on his lawyer to help answer questions and slammed him for changing the topic of conversation to himself when discussing the kids., challenging him to answer why is this always about him. Grace goes on to question Jon’s motive to pull the plug on the family’s reality show now and told him that he talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk.

“You can’t go out with one 22-year-old after the next while she’s at home with the children and say you want to work it out. That’s not working it out, Jon Gosselin,” she added.

Grace fired back one more time at Jon, claiming that he and Kate need some sort of counseling together. All in all, it was pretty good TV. Grace really came out swinging against Jon, and we finally got to see him do a bit of squirming. I wonder if Kate has as much fun watching it as the rest of us!

Kelly Rutherford Granted Restraining Order Against Estranged Husband

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Gossip Girl” star Kelly Rutherford’s relationship with her estranged husband has just gotten that much uglier! Rutherford has been granted a temporary restraining order against her husband the father of her two kids, Daniel Giersch, after claiming he has been threatening and following her, among other things. The childrens nanny, Michaela Kothanova, claims she wound up quitting because she was so unnerved by Giersch’s attitude during custody exchanges and she was even threatened with legal action when she refused to answer his questions about Rutherford. Ann Edwards, Rutherford’s mom, alleges Giersch followed her and his son, 2-year-old Hermes, to restaurants and to a store without prior agreement. The declaration filed Thursday also accuses Giersch of being inflexible with his scheduled custody visits and stressing her out so much she’s having a hard time breastfeeding their 3 month old daughter Helena.

Per Zap2it:

“I am not producing enough breast milk to store up quantities that can be given to Daniel for feeding Helena,” she claims in the document. “I believe that the stress Daniel has created for me is also negatively impacting my ability to produce milk.”

Giersch said in his own court filing Thursday that Rutherford is the one who’s switching up the visits on him and he has concerns that Kelly, her caretakers, and Kelly’s mother are causing immediate harm to their children. His lawyer says that Rutherford’s claims are nothing but ‘fabricated accusations.’

Per PopEater:

“Daniel will remain focused on co-parenting both of their children and not make any personal comments in order to continue to protect the children’s need for privacy and well being,” says his lawyer, Fahi Takesh Hallin.

A judge has ordered Giersch to stay at least 100 yards away from Rutherford, Helena and their son Hermes “except for brief and peaceful contact as required.” The restraining order is in effect for 21 days pending a court date on October 15th to hear more evidence. The once happy couple have been in and out of court for months now, hiring PIs and haggling over minor things such as the kids’ potty-training, pool fences, residency, school, travel, and more. Giersch also claims that he found out online when she had their baby. Now that cold Kelly. Since when is a simple phone call asking too much?

Eddie Cibrian Gets Trash-Talked By Wife

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Word to the wise (and all you guys) – Never EVER put anything past a scorned woman! The ‘CSI Miami‘ actor’s estranged wife, Brandi Glanville, is lashing out at her husband of eight years after making his affair with singer LeAnne Rimes public. Needless to say, she’s not happy about it!

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Per Us:

“Eddie is a compulsive liar, cheater and a home wrecker,” she says in the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now. “And he has been an absentee father. Eddie’s displays of poor taste have hurt our two children,” she goes on. “Eddie may just end up drowning himself in that ‘unfair fishbowl.’”

Until recently, Glanville stood behind her husband and backed his denials of an affair with LeAnne, citing the talk as nothing but rumors. Soon after, Glanville and Cibrian split, along with Rimes and her husband Dean Sheremet, pretty much confirming the affair. Eddie and LeAnn made their first public appearance at a golf course in Valencia, Ca. last week. LeAnne happily smiled for the paparazzi and didn’t seem like she cared one bit that their scandalous affair had ruined two marriages. The home-wrecking couple were again seen at a Kings of Leon concert this past Saturday night in Los Angeles.

Glanville says she has no plans to reconcile with Cibrian, and hopes to get the good ol’ divorce ball rolling soon. Those proceedings are sure to get nasty! But Brandi does have one final word to say to the hussy that broke apart her family: “He’s all yours!” Good for you Brandi! This is probably just the beginning of Brandi’s Eddie & LeAnn bashing and I love it! Those two cheating ho-bags have it coming!

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Madonna Wins Mercys’ Adoption Appeal

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Watch out Angelina, looks like Madonna is catching up to you! In a desperate bid to add another baby to her collection, Madonnas adoption appeal for Mercy James has been approved. Overturning a lower court decisions, her Madgesty is now allowed to adopt a second child from Malawi.

Per People:

“I am extremely grateful for the Supreme Court’s ruling on my application to adopt Mercy James. I am ecstatic … My family and I look forward to sharing our lives with her,” Madonna said in a statement through her spokesperson Friday.

Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo ruled that her initial denial by the lower court was based on an old law. Although she hasn’t lived in the country for the required 18 months, the court said it should have taken into consideration her philanthropic efforts in the community. Madonna founded the charity “Raising Malawi” which helps to feed, educate and provide medical care for some of Malawi’s more than 1 million orphans. While preparations to bring 3 year old Mercy to America are now underway, it will take anywhere from 3-5 days to go through the necessary paperwork and to schedule the private jet with either Madonna’s lawyer or the director of her Malawi charity making sure she gets on the plane and arrives to the US okay… Wait, so let me understand this – she made such a big fuss over this adoption ordeal but now can’t find the time in her busy schedule of bumping uglies with Jesus to go and pick up the child herself?

Madonna’s lawyer said she was “ecstatic” when she heard the news that the adoption was finalized. Until she leaves, it is believed that Mercy may be moved to the Kumbali lodge where Madonna stays when she is Malawi. Mercy will join Madonnas other children children Lourdes, Rocco, and David, in New York where it is expected that she will attend nursery school with David. Madonna got her way, as she almost always does. While I find it wonderful that Mercy will now be able to have a decent life, laws are laws and she should have had to follow the requirements just like any other human being would have. I guess this goes to show that money does talk. I hope the Malawi government is proud that they basically sold a child. Am I the only one who sees the wrong in this situation?

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Tom Brady Denies Gisele Bundchen Pregnancy

Well… is she or isn’t she? Today, the answer appears to be no. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says there is no baby on the way for him and his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Hmm… but wasn’t it only a few days ago that Hollywood Dame, among others, were reporting that Gisele was indeed pregnant? RadarOnline.com also reported last week that Bundchen herself is telling friends she’s pregnant. In addition to that, rumors had been circulating that the Brady’s are expecting since Gisele and Tom were pictured walking into an OB-GYN office. So what gives, Tom? During an interview with AP, the football star talked about the importance of a wife and children, but when asked if he and Gisele were expecting he simply answered “No.”

Per OMG Yahoo:

“One is enough,” Brady said. “I have dogs and that’s all I need.”

Brady already have one child, 22-month-old son Jack, with his ex Bridget Moynahan. He could be lying about the possible bun in the oven, though. I seem to recall Tom Brady furiously denying any sort of an engagement between the couple on February 18th of this year – Before getting married eight days later. But his son is still under two years old so maybe he just wants some space between kids. Or time to enjoy his honeymoon life… Now forgive us for not exactly taking that as sufficient cause to call off the Bundchen Bump Watch. Remember – as The Who once sang “We Won’t Get Fooled Again!”