Oh…honey…NO. At first I thought Twisted Sister showed up to Michael Jackson’s Tribute Concert, but alas it was Christina Aguilera looking like a Nancy Grace Gone Naughty blow up doll.
Christina Aguilera NOT Fired From ‘The Voice’
September 15, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Execs behind hit talent show “The Voice” have slammed rumors they plan to fire Christina Aguilera from the judging panel after the next season. Aguilera is a mentor alongside Adam Levine, Cee Lo Green and Blake Shelton on the show, which has proved hugely popular and is set to go into a second season next February in a key scheduling slot following the Super Bowl. However, despite all four judges signing on for next season, reports have suggested network chiefs were unhappy with the amount of time Aguilera spent with the acts and wanted a replacement for her if the show goes into a third run.
Christina Aguilera to be Fired from ‘The Voice’ ?!
September 13, 2011 By 1 Comment
The Albino Snooki is about to be out of a job according to X17. The site claims that their “source” is a confidante of ‘The Voice’ production team. Said producers are done dealing with Christina Aguilera and plan on firing her next season because she is too busy shellacking her face, eating bottles of vodka and playing slap and tickle with her boyfriend…
Christina Aguilera Did NOT Hit Her Son, Max
August 25, 2011 By 3 Comments
Now, I like to poke at Snookitina with the best of them, but I have to hit the WHUT?! button on this rumor…
A website attacked Christina Aguilera after her son, Max, was photographed sporting a black eye. The site speculated that Christina’s drinking problem blossomed into child abuse.
Kelly Osbourne Attacks Kate Middleton – VIDEO
August 5, 2011 By 1 Comment
[The subject of Kate comes up around the 3 minute mark.]
Kelly Osbourne, YOU IN DANGER GIRL! The member of the E! News Fashion Police coven led by Joan Rivers has turned her pudgy-wudgy pointing finger from Christina Aguilera onto Kate Middleton for recycling outfits.
Kelly Osbourne: Christina Aguilera is a ‘Fat Bitch’
August 4, 2011 By 1 Comment
Kelly Osbourne brought out the big book of “words that make Jesus cry” (yes, that’s an Aunt Yetta original) to describe Albino Snooki.
During an episode of E!’s Fashion Police the coven of fashion mavens took aim at Christina Aguilera. Kelly attacked her figure which has gained some noticeable poundage. Most have been theorizing that Aguilera was pregnant. She’s not…unless pregnancies can now end in the delivery of Big Juan burritos and tequila.
Christina Aguilera and Eminem to Collaborate
August 3, 2011 By 6 Comments
Christina Aguilera is calling on the power of Eminem to come help her with a single for her 2012 album according to M is For Music.
After seeing the success Rihanna enjoyed after her duet with Em, the albino Snooki is trying to recapture the same magic. ‘Bionic’ was about as good as a flaccid basketball and Aguilera is playing nice with the rapper to create a “killer song” to boost interest in her 5th album.
Eminem Attacks Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga
June 8, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Eminem is back to attacking fellow celebs in his upcoming album, ‘Hell: The Sequel.’ In the past, he went after easy targets like Kim Kardashian, Moby, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey and Jessica Simpson. Now, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber are his targets along with a brief mention of Katy Perry.
In his song, ‘A Kiss,’ Em’s lyrics poke fun at Lady Gaga and the hermaphrodite rumor…
Audio of ‘A Kiss’ after the cut…
Maria Shriver Hires Divorce Lawyer
May 19, 2011 By Leave a Comment
When Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger announced they were splitting up there wasn’t a mention of if they’d be heading to divorce court. But as you can imagine after all that’s come out in the last few days regarding Arnold’s affair with the housekeeper and the love child, the table seems to have turned. Maria hasn’t filed for divorce just yet, but she’s hired the big guns when it comes to divorce lawyers.
Christina Aguilera Attacked On ‘The Voice’
May 11, 2011 By 1 Comment
Christina Aguilera‘s new singing competition “The Voice” is fast becoming the talked about talent show. They choose contestant based on vocals alone before they see them. One contestant didn’t like being ousted by Aguilera and attacked her backstage.
